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When's Jericho set to come back? Think it'll be to Raw? Based off his blatant lies and ass-kissing of Vince on the news the other day, I figure he's ready for a title run.

Super Crazy will get fucked out his deserved Main Event WWE Title Shot, just like The Sandman was last month. I think this will be a recurring theme.

STOP WRESTLING ON RAW, KENNEDY. It's not helping your career.

I wanna know how Orton drew the near unbeatable Jeff Hardy, one of 2006-2007's WWE MVPs, and the other heels get, as Triple H would say, "the job guys".

Kennedy using Crazy's heritage as a "sleepy Mexican" and asking him to "lay down" is very intelligent.

"Commissioner Regal & Chief of Staff Morley ... new tag team champions!" Actually, they never held the titles together. Morley replaced Regal when he had a coke problem or sinus problems or some bloody nose related problems.

I called Booker/Cena for the Bash weeks ago, despite what the Observer thinks of Cena/Lashley. Still, Cena/Lashley might be their own big draw.

The match automatically ends if you don't win under the time. It's a draw. See: London Vs. Kendrick from January this year.

I bet Val Venis gets some clotheslines, a knee to the stomach, then signals for the Money Shot but doesn't hit it.

That was the first time Umaga actually touched the IC Title. Despite now being a 20time champion. Jim Ross corrects Lawler for calling him "Booker T".

With Nitro/Punk being a not yet over REMATCH and Edge likely working a tag or having a not quite hot opponent, Lashley/Cena seems rather likely, actually, as the big sell for the Bash. (BTW, just for some pre-show talk...) Tomorrow on ECW Punk Vs. Nitro's Choice Nitro Vs. Punk's Choice I think we get Viscera Vs. Punk and Jeff Hardy Vs. Nitro.

"The only thing it doesn't really explain is the wiki entry. I'll think." This was solved days and days ago. A fan posted it during the JDay webcast. And then it got deleted. And then he posted it again. Using Stamford as the IP Address to make it seem official. He did this to make it look legit. Source: Dave Meltzer, on MSNBC

"Orton is the strongest heel on Raw right now" Well there's only two main event heels. And one just got back from long-term injury... Re: "ECW Four" Chavo was the weakest of the S-6, but even today he's a better worker than any of the "ECW Four". So no.

I can't speak for the other guy, but Deathstroke > Marvel. I recall trying to read CM in the 90's. And I found that Captain Marvel was a shitty 90's comic book with corny characters, concepts, and boring art. Tawky Tiger? Mary Marvel? He was also a scumbag in Kingdom Come. Deathstroke, on the other hand, inspired Deadpool, and he became a featured villain on an animated show. And he almost took out the entire psuedo-JLA in Identity Crisis. Thus, I voted Deathstroke over Captain Marvel. "Lobo is so badass that he would use Wolverine's claws as toothpicks" They fought. Lobo lost. DC published it.

With the release of the Umaga T-Shirt on Shopzone and subsequent Umaga babyface heat/Marella suck heat, I do not see Marella lasting more than 5 minutes tonight. So what do you guys think we have for the Bash? Obvious: U.S. Title - MVP Vs. Kane Obvious: ECW World Title - Johnny Nitro Vs. CM Punk Likely: WWE Title - John Cena Vs. King Booker Likely: Lashley Vs. Randy Orton Likely: World Tag Team Titles - Cade & Murdoch Vs. Kendrick & London Likely: Women's Title - Candice Michelle Vs. Melina Vs. Mickie James Vs. Jillian Hall No idea where they're going with Edge. I am going to predict something wacky, like Matt & Jeff Hardy Vs. Batista and Edge. With the storyline being Batista sneakily becoming Edge's partner and dropping hints that it would be a "real shame" if Edge's old enemies hurt him and he had to drop the belt. Shit, there you go. Matt pins Edge. But with help from Batista. Duece & Domino likely won't see a PPV payday in July, as the Redneck Mafia are having good matches and two tag title matches is too many.

Bland-ino Marella better eat a Spike tonight. That's all. I still think they should've waited and done a "blow-out hairstyle, metro Italian club guy" gimmick to piss off the fans. But I guess "sloppy MMA-style midget" works.

"While they kept it to a small saga" Off the top of my head... WW: Hulk Prologue WW: Hulk #1-5 Hulk for the next months Ghost Rider #12-13 Ant Man #10 Heroes for Hire WW Hulk: X-Men #1-3 WW Hulk: Frontline #1-6 WW Hulk: Young Avengers WW Hulk: Gamma Corps #1-4 Avengers: The Initiative #4-5 Iron Man issues Oh and by the way, in this week's She-Hulk #19, the Hulk War has already ended. They talk about Hulk's rampage in NY in then past tense. Hilarious. ____________ Reccomendations: "The Last Temptation of Eddie Brock" in the usually horrible Sensational Spider-Man "To The Devil His Due" in Daredevil the Astonishing X-Men arc is pretty good but the book never comes out She-Hulk is great Fantastic Four was realy good this week Walking Dead is gonna try to pump out 18 issues this year I really like the new group in Avengers: The Initiative I have no idea what the fuck is going on in New Avengers, but I love the art. OMGZ MY GF IS A SKRULL. Fuck skrulls. Black Panther is really sharp. Great writing and gorgeous art. And the FF to hang around!

She-Hulk #19 is comic book of the year. Read it before ya reply. Your choice was quite good, though. And I hated She-Hulk 'til like 2 months ago. So much good stuff came out this week. New Walking Dead. Unbelievably fun Black Panther. FF was great. X-Men, aside from shitty Ramos/Bachalo art, was fresh. Daredevil was great. Thunderbolts was pure violence and greatness. And X-Factor really had its moments. Best comic week in quite some time. You can probably tell that I gave up on DC Comics eons ago. I would also like to give the nod to Francis Portela as my favorite current artist.

Captain America vs. Cyclops Namor vs. Warlock (New Mutants) Orion vs. Red Tornado Blue Beetle (Jamie Reyes) vs. Beast Batman vs. the Question Superman vs. the Ray Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) vs. Green Arrow Deadpool vs. Ghost Rider Silver Surfer vs. Dr. Strange Gambit vs. Iron Fist Cable vs. Moon Knight Nick Fury (Ultimate) vs. Invincible Punisher vs. Booster Gold War Machine vs. Hulk Captain Marvel (SHAZAM!) vs. Deathstroke Black Adam vs. Wolverine Guy Gardner vs. Rogue Kyle Rayner vs. Marvel Girl J'onn J'onnz vs. Phoenix Power Girl vs. Ms. Marvel Spider-Man vs. Iron Man The Flash (Wally West) vs. Animal Man Nightwing vs Winter Soldier Beta Ray Bill vs. Dust Arsenal vs. Hawkeye Thor vs. Thing Captain Germany vs. Human Torch Lobo vs. Deathlok Strong Guy vs. Black Panther NFL Superpro vs. Mr. Terrific (Michael Holt) Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) vs. Daredevil Longshot vs. Black Bolt Wonder Woman vs. Luke Cage Superboy (Connor Kent) vs. Morph (Age of Apocalypse) Ultraman vs. Multiple Man Guardian vs. Emma Frost Archangel vs. Cannonball X-23 vs. Captain Britain

"I have a shitty phone..but..still that beats having an awesome phone and having to shell out $100 a month" That's debatable. I'd say having a sweet browser and music playback isn't available on your "shitty phone". Plus, "shitty phone" isn't something people can show off. Can't wait to go get mine in a year or so when they're $400.

Everytime I post in or read this thread I feel sick to my stomach thinking about the whole thing. So yeah, last time visiting here or talking about the Benoit tragedy. I just want to say that for the time being I don't think I'll be able to watch another Benoit match, it's a shame that my ex-favorite guy to watch's life, family, and career is destroyed, and I'm sad for Nancy and Daniel. I hope that if there is an afterlife, Benoit burns for all enternity. And is forced to watch the ending of WM XX with him rising to the top of the sports entertainment world a million times in his head. So he can see the greatness he had, and the love of his family, and realize how much of a fuckhead he was for throwing it all away. R.I.P. Nancy and Daniel.

Since you feel strongly about this, one wristband should say "NANCY", the other should say "DANIEL".

"Remember Flair and Woman feuding with Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth?" Eh, that technically only lasted like 2 weeks. Woman turned on Savage to join Flair on early Feb Nitro, and Liz joined Flair at Superbrawl that month. A mixed tag between Savage/Liz and Flair/Woman would've made a ton of money at UnCensored.

Looking back on it I regret making that thread sub-title, but let it stay there because that was the focus of the show. Benoit can suck a million dicks in hell, though.

The other thread dealt with a fake angle and made light of a funeral. Please lock it. I can't believe this news.