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Coach putting over the jobbers and "young talent" that will be stepping up. HAHAHAHAHA.

Regal has shitty music to match his shitty entertainment skills.

Wow, HeAT doesn't even get the complete version of the "screaming girl in school girl outfit" Spike TV commercial. Did anyone double-take Regal's opponent for Orton, from behind?

WWE should have booked, like... Triple H & Batista Vs. Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho and Edge & Gene Snitsky Vs. Maven & Randy Orton for the second half hour of this edition of Heat. Just to fuck with TNA's pre-show attempt to get more than 50 viewers.

Diva Tag Match, where One Random Girl on the WINNING team and One Random Girl on the LOSING team... you guessed it... Must LEAVE THE WWE!!!!!!!!!! MAH GAWD!

Rodney Mack forced to leave the World Wrestling Entertainment!

Coach, on Edge & Benoit: "The former, well for a couple of weeks, tag team champions." He forgets their 1st, 2-month title reign. Coach is such a fucking heat dog for himself. Gets moves wrong. Gets everything wrong.

Wow, 4 firees in action!

Who is that awful announcer talking? The other awful announcer besides Coach.

Val Venis Vs. Rodney Mack...in a LOSER LEAVES WWE match? We saw one last night, with Kidman defeating Rico, in an impressive 5-page Velocity thread.

***NWA World Title Match*** Ladder Match Rules Jeff Jarrett vs. Jeff Hardy Jarrett retains with help from The Outsiders. ***X Division Championship*** Petey Williams vs AJ Styles Styles wins the belt. ***Monster's Ball*** The Alpha Male vs. Abyss vs. Raven I want to say this three-way is an excuse for Monty to be in a big match, but not go over, without getting pinned. I'm going with Raven in an upset. ***NWA World Tag Team Title*** Team Canada vs. 3Live Kru Team Canada retains. ***Last Team Standing Match*** Triple X vs. AMW AMW. ***20 Superstar Invitational X Division Gauntlet Match*** Not even sure who all is in this one. Russo or Rhodes: The Fans Make The Vote November 7 Rhodes. Trinity's Challenge: Who will face the TNA Knockout? Miss Jacqueline? Mexico's famous high-flying lucha libre Minis in action Don't care. The Return Of "In The Pit With Piper" with Roddy Piper Scott Hall and Kevin Nash To Make A Special Appearance

Well there's JJ/Hardy, either way, people will either be pissed Jeff is champ. The Outsiders are fat and embarassing looking. Styles/Petey - Barring run-ins, should be very good. Tag Titles - Will suck. Women's "Challenge" - Will suck. Gauntlet Match - Could be very good...will probably be "good", due to quick eliminations/no story being developed. Piper's Segment - Will suck, as always. Monster's Ball - Could be good. Raven hasn't done anything to show he has talent in years. Monty is exciting. Look for Mitchell with Abyss. I think Abyss goes over by pinning Raven. 8-Man Tag: Good, hopefully. Dusty/Russo vote: It's like voting for tetnis or herpes.

Kevin Nash turned heel after becoming the #1 contender to Booker T's WCW World Title in Aug. 2000...and then beat him for the belt.

IMO...The best CD the WWE has ever put out was Forceable Entry...and that wasn't even great. This is easily the worst WWE CD ever. Like, ONE good song. Oh yeah, the "Heiden" parts are Heyman, from what it sounds like. The "Heidenreich" parts at the beginning are Big John. Heyman has some words during the song, too.

God, that Orton theme is awful.

It's now 1:50 A.M. Sunday Morning. A much-heralded (or at least improved and PPV-hyping, big match edition) of Impact has yet to air in Philadelphia. Philly is one of the biggest markets for professional wrestling. You'd think with a PPV looming, and an area of fans who want an "alternative", and are willing to pay for it month in and month out (CZW, RoH, 3PW, etc.), TNA might, oh, I don't know, try to get their TELEVISION SHOW on at a reasonable time? I know it's not all their fault. Comcast doesn't carry FSN. Comcast doesn't air Impact until Midnight or 2 AM (now with college football season) Sat. Nights/Sun. mornings. Doesn't mean TNA couldn't seek alternative stations to air the show earlier doesn't it? This has just pissed me off greatly since June. Philly is a hotbed for pro. wrestling. We can't enjoy NWA-TNA. Hell, we can't even BASH the company because the shit doesn't come on until 2 AM! I'm going to bed. Note to Double J, I'm not going to take the chance on oversleeping and being tired for the Eagles/Steelers collision tomorrow so I can see Marc Mero shoot the "Badd Blaster" to an arena of 100 fans.

... When it rains...

hey a 3 yard route on 2nd down.... guess what THEYRE PUNTING

raza, they're on the road in Detroit this week.

Here we go again.

Having listened to it a few times, I think this Taker theme is what he uses now. The middle-end tho, the slow parts, are not played on TV, however. I think the "Carlito! Carlito! Carlito! Carlito!" song is my favorite.

Victoria's theme is like something you'd hear on Saved by the Bell. it's not even that good, because SBTB had music that was ridiculous, hokey, and corny...but still funny. Victoria's theme is like a bad 21 Jump Street song amplified 21 times. Oh my God, if this is Vince's vision of "cool"...the WWE will die very soon.

I HATE THE SCREEN PASS. I HATE the "3 yard over the middle pass". Those are the two plays I hate more than anything. Those are the two plays the Eagles have used over and over today.

This offensive playcalling is pathetic.

And you already have one loss remember. Pats will finish 12-4, IMO.