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Roma and Jacques are not hosses.

"Tazz, Oh My God! That's...that's....DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!?!? Haha! Everybody's just having a great time here on Smackdown! Haha! Cena maybe getting a little bit of his own medicine? Oh, this is awesome! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!" The Undertaker Vs. JBL in a Casket Match is named as Survivor Series' main event.

4 guinea pigs, all dead. 1 bunny, I released it into the wild. 1 kitten, loved it, but it stunk up the place, so gave it away.

As we all know, this week's Smackdown! taping occurs tonight due to Taboo Tuesday airing Tuesday night...I've got the spoilers, ALREADY! SEGMENT 1 :::"Medal" hits and Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, & Luther Reigns cut a promo in the ring, until Big Show & Eddie Guerrero attack them! - Backstage: Theordore R. Long makes a six-man tag tonight - Team Angle Vs. Eddie, Show & Whoever They Want. SEGMENT 2 Billy Kidman pinned Funaki in 3:21 after a "Shooting Star Press", delivering a knee into Funaki's back. Backstage: Rey Mysterio challenged his former friend Kidman to a match later, and as Kidman accepted, he heard the "Oooooh, Chavo!" music beginning play, and ran away. Backstage, Team Angle pondered who the mystery star could be. SEGMENT 3 Dawn Marie approached Miss Jackie, and insinuated that she was a virgin, thus making her a "worthless little girl" to Charlie. Highlights are shown of Heidenreich's mental breakdown the previous week in England. Backstage, JBL claimed he had a surprise involving Bret Hart, tonight!!!! FOLKS, up next, its the Cruiserweight Champion and The Dudleys! SEGMENT 4 Rob Van Dam pinned Spike Dudley in a non-title match in 3:22 after Nunzio and Johnny the Bull interfered and hit a double-team maneuever on Spike, and RVD hit the 5* Splash. SEGMENT 5 Backstage: Paul Heyman aired a "Retirement Video" for the Undertaker. Tazz hopped out of the commentary booth and challenged Heyman to the ring, assaulting the agent until Heidenreich made the save and brutally assaulted the commentator. Backstage, Eddie and Big Show agreed they didn't need a partner, since Show had the power of 4 men. SEGMENT 6 CHAVO~! comes on to his music and a pretty decent pop and fills in for Tazz at color commentary. The Dudley Boys defeated The FBI in a Tables Match at 7:22 when Bubba Ray & D-Von delivered a "3D" to Nunzio through a table. SEGMENT 7 Billy Kidman fought Rey Mysterio to a no-contest in 8:00 when Chavo Guerrero interfered and attacked the referee and Mysterio with a chair, as Kidman had a shocked look on his face after, SEGMENT 8 Kenzo Suzuki (with Hiroko) & Rene Dupree defeated two locals in Canadian tights in 1:21 when Suzuki pinned the jobber after the claw/slam combo. Postmatch Promo: Kenzo Suzuki, trying to do the "YMCA", accidently dropped a handicapped boy to the ground who was sitting on his shoulders. Backstage: Teddy Long set up a four-way tag team title match for the next week, between Dupree/Suzuki, The Dudleys, Jindrak/Reigns, and Guerrero/Show. SEGMENT 9 The Big Show, Eddie Guerrero, & WWE Champion John "Bradshaw" Layfield defeated Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, and Mark Jindrak in 12:31 when Layfield ran to the ring and applied the "Anklelock" to the unconscious Angle after Guerrero and Show hit their respective finishers and were dragged to the outside of the ring by Team Angle. Backstage: Layfield showed everyone his surprise, an "ESPN Pardon the Interruption" "Top 5 Submission Wrestlers" board to slide in his name next to #1, moving "Kurt Angle", "Bret Hart", "Chris Benoit", and "Maxx Payne" each down a spot. A commercial for "The Parkers" then ai...

Meng is used in the Colossal Connection.

Maybe it's Victoria's "All the Things She Said" version, and they're giving her the gimmick back.

you blokes should come into the chat.

Billy Kidman wins the WWE Title by pinning Chris Benoit at No Mercy 2005.

Hey...pregame time.

SIT DOWN ROLEN.

Belfast Bruiser Vs. Regal was great.

It was a crock of shit. They made you order the Survivor Series PPV, only for footage to be shown and Tunney to announce Savage and Jake wouldn't be on the teams, neither could Sid due to injury. Then we're told we have to buy ANOTHER PPV to see their match a week later/

Look, I was AT King of the Ring 1995. I got on camera (check the video) during Mabel's coronation speech for about 3 minutes. I was pelted with a big cup of beer (as was Mabel, Mo, and the rest of the crowd during his speech). As a young mark (I was 12 then), I got to go with my dad, sit in the 2nd row, see a PPV, see pre-show matches, get on camera, mark out for Shawn Michaels... My dad would go to shows with me, including the last ever ECW Arena show, and have a good time no matter what was going on, getting involved with chants, and just having a good time with me. Let's just say, after King of the Ring 1995, he would never ever consider going to see a show with me for 5 years. It was AWFUL.

Hey The Big Swig, I never made those statements together like that. Stop fucking putting yourself over with a quote that doesn't exist.

Quote: "Shawn Green Marquis Grissom BJ Surhoff Ron Guidry Charles Nagy Matt Williams" NONE of them belong in the hall. My ask: Mariano Rivera? Postseason, so what. He's a fucking closer.

I have the version with the guy getting his ribcage pulled out. It's at the TOP of the back of the box. And it kicks ass....for the LORD.

Graham, wasn't sure where this should go: A comment on... WWF @ Philadelphia, PA - First Union Center - November 29, 1998 Steve Austin defeated WWF World Champino the Rock, the Undertaker, and Kane in a non-title match with the Stunner; the Big Bossman was the special referee for the bout but another referee made the pinfall after Bossman was knocked out Super Astros - 12/13/98: El Hijo Del Santo pinned Jose Estrada Jr. with a victory roll at 4:32 El Torito pinned Mini Nova at 3:19 with a plancha Apollo Dantes fought Negro Casas to a double disqualification after Jose Estrada Jr. and El Hijo Del Santo interfered Sunday Night Heat - shown live ** Comment Heat wasn't shown live. I was at the taping, which began at 1 pm, in Philly, ended around 4 pm. Heat aired at 7 pm I believe, on USA. The other results, were 1. Christian defeated WWE Light-Heavyweight Champion Duane Gill by Disqualification. I do believe this marked the debut of The Blue Meanie, to help Gill retain. 2. D'Lo Brown defeated Steve Blackman by countout. 3. The Godfather and Val Venis defeated The Headbangers. 4. WWE European Champion X-Pac pinned Mark Henry. 5. Kane defeated Jeff Jarrett by Disqualification. 6. The Big Boss Man and Ken Shamrock defeated Al Snow and Mankind. Notes: This had one of the first, if not the first, of Jeff Jarrett's "Do you know what pisses me off?" Vignettes air before his match. In this instance it was, "Do you know what pisses me off? The New York Yankees." Also, a "Blue Blazer" interfered towards one of the end of the matches. It was a chubby black man in the outfit. **** WWF @ Philadelphia, PA - CoreStates Spectrum - January 26, 1997 (matinee) Pre-Game Pandemonium Henry & Phinneas Godwinn defeated Bob Holly (sub. for Davey Boy Smith) & WWF Tag Team Champion Owen Hart Savio Vega (w/ Crush and Farooq) pinned Rocky Miavia with a spin kick Crush pinned Goldust with the heart punch after Hunter Hearst Helmsley interfered The Undertaker & Ahmed Johnson defeated Farooq & Mankind in a Texas Death Match after the Undertaker hit Mankind with a chair so he couldn't get to his feet by the 10 count; earlier falls - Mankind defeated the Undertaker with the Mandible Claw; the Undertaker pinned Mankind with the tombstone Steve Austin fought Vader to a double count-out after about 1 minute WWF IC Champion Hunter Hearst Helmsley pinned Jake Roberts with his feet on the ropes WWF World Champion Shawn Michaels defeated Bret Hart and Psycho Sid in a triple threat match by pinning Hart with a flying bodypress as Hart attempted to put Sid in the Sharpshooter *Note: The Austin/Vader match was billed as a "Special Tough Man Match".

Here's captures from a jello wrestling party Friday my house threw on Friday. I got a lot more shots coming. Only in America.

Was totally expecting them offer Hell in a Cell 1 and Eddie/Rey HH 97 at "must see exclusives!"

Gene Snitsky will pin the following people: Kane, Chris Jericho, and Chris Benoit.

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Johnny Stamboli and Funaki Smiley and Vader. 2) Steven Regal and Dean Malenko vs. Jamie Noble and Tommy Dreamer Lord Steven Regal and Malenko. 3) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. James Tighe and Sting Rock and Mysterio. 4) Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka Benjamin and La Parka. 5) Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher vs. Bret Hart and Raven Eddie and Abdullah.

Big Show just did Taker's "running fast" spots just as quickly so no more arguing about Taker's "workrate".

The Haircut Foundation! Damn them to hell!

So when you get downgraded from World Champ to mid-carder as Eddie has...do you also have to get rid of your cool looking Scarface shirt for that ugly red "Diamond" one?

Alex English should be eliminated first. He looks like Norman Smiley and Ranger Ross's love child.