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RVD should turn heel on Rey and join the Frenchanese Connection. Hey, those two can't speak English either and it worked for them.

These guys are COOL and getting heat.

This board vs. Raw thread will resemble the Monday Night Wars... Baby steps.

I hope the kid can work. Can't be as bad as Cena. Eh, I guess Cena's not "bad"...just generic and boring. Like a "hip hop" 1993 Lord Steven Regal in the ring with mic skills.

1 week til jobbers Funaki, Nunzio, etc. start dressing up "hip" to try to mock him and be "cool" before being squashed.

Effective.

Cena's funny.

Gawd damn the playoffs have been awesome.

"Evil Ed" !

C'mon Astros.

WCW Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal 1994 1. Kwang defeated Tatanka via disqualification at 6:25 when Kwang spewed "green mist" onto Tatanka's sacred tribal feathers, infuriating the superstar, who then used his "tomahawk" to cut Kwang's back. 2. WCW U.S. Champion Steve Austin (with Col. Robert Parker) pinned The Great Muta in 2 straight falls of a "Best 2 out of 3 Falls" match. Austin won the first fall at 4:39 after Brian Pillman came to ringside, pretending to run off Parker, and instead tripped the Japanese superstar, followed by a chairshot, signalling the return of the Hollywood Blondes and allowing Austin to score the pinfall. Austin pinned Muta again at 13:44 witha handful of tights after Muta missed a moonsault. Muta broke his leg executing the spot, as the match was supposed to have gone 3 falls. Austin attacked Pillman after the match, using a chair to break his leg after feigning friendship. As Austin was "breaking Pillman's leg" (kayfabe), Muta lay in the ring with a real broken leg in an ironic moment. - Backstage, Hulk Hogan said that he may be close to signing with the company. 3. Big Van Vader & James Earl Jones fought Dustin Rhodes & Dusty Rhodes to a no-contest at 1:31 when Vader attacked Jones after tagging him in, leveling the actor who played "Darth Vader" with several body attacks and splashes. DUD. - Backstage, Bam Bam Bigelow & I.R.S. argued, with I.R.S. saying this was the last time his "so-called friend" Bigelow would ever see him around. 4. Cactus Jack & Kevin Sullivan defeated The Nasty Boys in a "New York City Dog Pound Match" at 20:18 when Jack loaded Knobbs into the back of an animal control van after Sullivan threw a fireball into his eyes. Due to pre-match stipulations, The Nasty Boys were forced to spend a night in a New York City Pound, where they were forced to sleep next to "crazed" dogs. 5. ECW Television Champion Tully Blanchard fought Shane Douglas to a 45-minute time limit draw. * 1/2 - Promo for next year's King of the Ring 1995 Pay Per View. 6. Paul Roma defeated Alex Wright and Chris Benoit in a "three way dance" at 3:22, after moving out of the way of Benoit's "flying headbutt" and executing a German Suplex on Wright. Wright was said to not be cooperative during the bout and was immediately fired. - Gene Okerlund spoke about a "new WCW champion" being crowned...and we didn't even know it! It is rumored to be the new Japanese International Cruiserweight Women's Tag Team Champions, Luna Vachon & Beulah McGillicutty. 7. Bam Bam Bigelow pinned WCW World Champion Ric Flair to win the title at 13:21 after "Captain" Mike Rotundo interfered and threw his sailor's hat in Flair's eyes, allowing Bigelow to score the pin with a roll-up.

I can't be Peter Parker AND take pictures of Spider-Man... Nevermind.

I'm just saying Rey's choking at various events on the cruiserweight level (No Way Out, WM, various Smackdowns Vs. Spike) keeps him far from what is defined as a LEGITIMATE big time match for JBL.

Gene Snitsky won his match with a pumphandle powerslam, but it was executed falling to the side. It wasn't the "sideslam" motion that Bravo, Nash, and Booker T regularly use(d).

I wish they could create a gimmick like Honky where people loathed the character again. Not Orton where he was rammed down your throat and beat everyone. Not JBL where he's a shitty worker but still a normal guy. Like, some ridiculous character... Carlito Carribean Cool likely won't be that guy, we'll see how he comes off, though. Anyone got any suggestions?

Agreed. Here's the thing. Belt's on JBL. Sooner or later it won't be. You're wasting all this time...what PURPOSE does it serve? When JBL *isn't* champ, what reasons will wrestlers have to go after him? None. Because he has no CREDIBILITY and he doesn't BEAT PEOPLE. That's what the title should be doing right now, if they're going to bother putting it on him: Making him a main eventer for life. Mysterio a "big match" ? I almost agreed with you, until I remembered Mysterio has been dominated in matches of late by SPIKE DUDLEY.

Well then you will just have to stay home and watch your VHS copy of "Hawaiian Style" on Saturday nights, then, I suppose! And why do you refer to my parties as "teabag extranveganzas"? That was ONE set of pictures, taken before a mixer. It wasn't even a party. You fail to ignore the multiple pictures of various women in school girl outfits or covered in jello. Jealousy will get you nothing. Not even the "Lost Tori episodes" of Saved by the Bell.

My predictions: 1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Sabu and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin **SMILEY and VADER** win in 8:07 after Sabu and Austin attack each other and Vader hits a splash on Sabu setup by Austin's stunner. 2) Funaki and Johnny Stamboli vs. Scott Hall and Road Warrior Animal ** SCOTT HALL and ANIMAL WIN** in 3:12. Hall executes the Outsider's Edge on Funaki, while standing on Animal's shoulders, in a super squash. 3) Steve Armstrong and Taka Michinoku vs. "Lord" Steven Regal and Dean Malenko *** MALENKO and REGAL*** win in 12:45 when Malenko forces Armstrong to submit to the Texas Cloverleaf after Sir William interfers and hits Armstrong with the umbrella. Afterwards, Regal and Malenko brawl. 4) Big Stevie Cool and Dunn vs. Jamie Knoble and Tommy Dreamer ***TOMMY DREAMER & JAMIE NOBLE*** defeat Big Stevie Cool and Dunn in 6:01 after Raven interferes and DDTs both Stevie Cool and Dreamer...with Dreamer crawling on top for the pinfall. 5) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. Hakushi and Mick Foley ***REY MYSTERIO, JR. & THE ROCK*** prevail after Rock pins Hakushi with a Rock Bottom in 6:29. 6) Kanyon and EdOMac vs. James Tighe and Sting ***KANYON and EDOMAC*** prevail in 5:44 after The Black Scorpion (or insert guy who cost Sting a match here) interferes and attacks Sting and drags him to the back, allowing Kanyon to wrap a chain around his foot, ala Mortis, and superkick Tighe for the pinfall. 7) Brock Lesnar and Jim Neidhart vs Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum ***BENOIT and TOKYO MAGNUM*** win in 4:59 after Magnum cracks Lesnar with a football helmet and Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface. Magnum then does a dance on top of Lesnar. 8) Low Ki and Dusty Rhodes vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka ***SHELTON BENJAMIN & LA PARKA*** defeat Dusty & LowKi in 10:00 after Tammy Sytch interferes and sprays hair spray in Low-Ki's eyes, because he stole some of her French Fries, and La Parka pins Low Ki with a roll-up. 9) Kane and Chuck Palumbo vs. Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher ***KANE and CHUCK PALUMBO*** win by forfeit when Guerrero and Butcher are in the back brawling with each other. 10) Raven and Bret Hart vs. 911 and Diamond Dallas Page ***RAVEN and BRET HART win in 15:12 when Hart forces 911 to submit to the Sharpshooter at the same time in which DDP (the illegal man) unsuccessfully tries to cover Raven after a "Diamond Cutter".

I'm not subpar. Your one-sided opinions are. And equally boring.

But they're doing DiBiase with the character....rich guy, with servant/aid, who relies on others to do his dirty work... DiBiase was more over than JBL is, however, because he had the ability to win matches himself.

I wish there was a juiced up hasbeen who I could ride the coat tails of here. Then they could give me their used-up girlfriends, steroids, and a big push. Plus a win over Jericho.

Maybe you have ADD.

Wrong link, ICE-MAN. I liked the Rick James guy (also in Return of the Living Dead) from, was it Friday the 13th Part 3? I think so. "Ooooh, babe....hey babe." "Ooooh, babe...hey babe." "Baby? You there?" ::::port-a-potty shakes:::: "Hey cut it out!" Then the pole/spear start poking through the commode. I'd be scared shitless.

Carmella wasn't "acting" during the Kamala skit though, so your argument doesn't work about her "poor acting skills". So, she naturally laughed at Kamala? I'd laugh if a big fat guy with paint all over his bodies that looks like a happy cannibal danced in front of me. Carmella has more formal entertainment exposure then all of these skanks, minus maybe Stratus. She looks just fine in the ring, character and body-wise. Carmella/Christy is a bigger women's draw then anything in the past couple of years. Because their characters do not (yet) suck, they're actually HOT (and not just wrestlers coated in make-up like Victoria, Molly, etc. made to look somewhat pretty), and have ENERGY.

Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore have been eye-witnessed as lovers at one point in their career.