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But Piper's been known to bring boys around to do his slave work and they've been rumored to help him with sexual favors. Piper comes off as a flaming homosexual when I see him. He wears a dress to the ring. He likes body paint. He has a historical feuds with homosexual characters (Goldust, Adonis). I think he asks the bookers to put him in homosexual storylines so that he can get himself off.

I predict an Astrops victory, something like 6-5.

No way, I've provided for three of the hottest threads of the year thus far with "Masturbation Survivor", "So I hadda party last Friday" and "Jello Wrestling Pictures, Lots of Em"... Plus I ran Angleplex out of town, or at least shut him up considerably. X-Pac, during his "Fuck off" days, never did anything of merit.

That is pretty ridiculous. However, keep this in mind: In kayfabe mode, PWI ranks the wrestlers. The wrestlers "appreciate" the honor. Even giving "interviews" about how they "accept" the honor. Lesnar, in real life, has said "wrestling is behind me, I don't want anything to do with it". Maybe PWI is "honoring his wishes".

Well HEY HEY thanks HEY HEY... This song is really GAY GAY! HEY HEY! Nothing's gonna make it any other WAY WAY! I like how it is LOOPED, LOOPED! So I can hear it say "HEY HEY!" four times as much! HEY! (But Good Job Deon, anyWAY WAY...you're the man with the media).

I am adding: NWA's Steve Armstrong of The Southern Boys WCW's "Lord" Steven Regal CZW's EdOMac AWA's Scott Hall with moustache NWA-TNA's Road Warrior Animal If the guys are already picked, then use their current gimmicks. But I want these guys.

Ha. Remember the "beer convention" where they ran out of samples because the other "Whose Line is it Anyway" guy's truck got hi-jacked by a bear who proceeded to drive the truck around town?

I see. I am over not in that "Whoa, he's cool" respect. But in the "Whoa, I forgot just how cool he is" respect. :::rock:::

:::the ball already lands in the crowd::: Berman: "Back, back, back....GONE!" Shut the fuck up.

But you won't beat New York. You never do. You can't. It's not the way things work. You'd best root for the Twins this weekend.

I think I wasted official post 2000 screaming about how much I hate Jeter and/or ARod. Shame.

Hey guys I just got home from the Yankees/Twins thread! What a game. I hate New York, but damn if it wasn't an emotional roller coaster. What's with this ballpark in Anaheim...not just the field, but like...the screen, dugouts, walls, etc....it's too green and gloomy.

It's wins like this that can really wake the Yanks up and propel them to the Series. We'll see how the pitching holds up...

GOD DAMN IT.

This fucking Twins pitcher better be ready.

Coffey, I LOVE this game. I don't agree with intentionally walking Sheffield. Bigger of two evils, I know. But Matsui's no slouch. FRESH pitcher in now, and now he CAN'T have any mistakes (a walk).

Question: What would say the Odds are that the Twins get out of this inning with the scored tied

I do not agree with this.

Maybe they should take Nathan out.

NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Take him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double play ball makes my Wednesday.

Dear God. It's Byung Yung Kim all over again.

I love pitcher/batter staredowns. This is great. Step up to him, Nathan.

Oh shit, here comes the walk off.