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Gene Skitsky reminds me of a young Sid Vicious. He's a big, raw, power guy. He has generic, yet imposing theme music. He has a sadistic, crazy look. And he handles himself well against other hosses. I think he's gonna be huge.

Last night I was drinking Milwaukee's Best and Bacardi Superior. I got drunk, and then started MIXING the two in a glass and drinking them together. It was a terrible fun.

I don't think there will be a Game 4. The Astros should sweep.

They are not sausagefests, damnit! DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!!!!

Santana didn't look unbeatable? Anglesault, your new annual choking Yankees scored ZERO runs tonight. Looks like he beat you.

Zack Malibu, stop being a Chris Jericho mark and calling people "Junior". You must be in love with Blonde Haired guys who act like teenagers despite their age, ala Mark Paul and Y2J.

It's a challenge because my posts are better than yours, have more material, more pictures, and don't rely on "methinks" as a clever way to sound intelligent. Both of you should take me up on my offer as a way to get out of the creative funk, or cock guzzling, in which both of you currently engage. Respond to the post or post original ideas or quote me and be pussies and SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHES....your choice.

Fuck you WWE. Carlito Carribean Cool. U.S. Champion. Where's David Flair to challenge him? For the title of WORST FUCKING IDEA EVER.

Responding to an earlier post and having re-watched Chris Benoit Vs. Al Snow from Benoit's DVD. It's not a good match. It's mediocre with "forced" unbelievable "near falls" and too much Benoit offense. Shouldn't be anywhere near the DVD, much less ON it.

I remember interviewing Brian "B.G. James - Road Dogg" Armstrong on my radio show about that Dark Match...he remembered it, surprisingly.

Carmella got the best heat during the entire show. Why do you people fucking bitch her? Her visiuals/selling were GRAND on Monday.

You know what I want to see? I am making a challenge. One of you fucks that lives near Keith, bring a sign to his Deli or Bookstore or wherever he works... Something along the lines of the Clerks' "I Eat Cock" word balloon sign... Mess with the fucker and post pictures and forever have the board's respect.

Preview to come. Will La Resistance wear MONTREAL EXPOS jerseys....in NEW YORK...and bitch about how the Mets defeated their favorite team in their last game? The baby seed planting/killer powers will explode. Christian will defeat Michaels by countout. And MORE! Discuss.

That is incorrect. The acknowledged reigns, from FLAIR's MOUTH HIMSELF, come from an article in WWE Magazine: NWA - #1 - Defeats Dusty Rhodes. NWA - #2 - Pins Harley Race. NWA - #3 - Defeats Kerry Von Erich. NWA - #4 Defeats Dusty Rhodes. NWA - #5 Pins Garvin. NWA - #6 Pins Steamboat. WCW - #7 Pinned Sting. WWF - #8 Won 1992 Royal Rumble. WWF - #9 Pinned Randy Savage. NWA - #10 Defeated Barry Windham. WCW - #11 - Pinned Vader. WCW - #12 - Defeated Randy Savage. WCW - #13 - Defeated Randy Savage WCW - #14 - Defeated Hulk Hogan WCW - #15 Pinned Jeff Jarrett WCW - #16 Awarded by Kevin Nash The "title Vs. title" bout against Sting was for the WCW WORLD TITLE, which Flair already possessed, although it was hyped as the "battle of world champions". It was also a way to get the more prestigious belt back on Flair. The New Zealand changes are not official. Only known. The deal with Fujinami was never officially acknowledged by WCW, who co-promoted the event.

Robin "Retire Already" Ventura with the great strikeout looking. Inning over. 7-2 STL.

Beltre scores on a triple by Cora

"Just place the bets, Paul". They portrayed Rose as a total scumbag: -Cheating on Wife -Never paying anyone back -When the wife came to the hotel and suspected Pete was cheating (he was), Pete first put the girl in his buddy's hotel room and the wife came and yelled at the FRIEND. -Blowing money left and right. -Using money to save marriage. -Betting on own team. -Watching his bookie/other scoreboards instead of paying attention to his team. At one point a player strikes out, Pete doesn't even notice him walking back to the dugout. -Lying to his assistant staff. -Blowing off other gambling friends when he didn't "need" them anymore. Totally one-sided... CMON DODGERS. MAKE IT INTERESTING.

Split Series are for pussies. Play 'em all.

LOL, I was alluding to the commercial that played on ESPN right after the Cards big inning.

Staravenger, b/c the Dodgers usually don't score 5-7 runs until the 8th-9th inning? This looks like a sweep...the Cards are bringing the offense big time.

:::shakes fist at Grenier::: "Keep shakin', boy..."

The Cardinals are using the same videos that produced the BACK to BACK to BACK AU Championship teams by Tom Simanski.

BTW, what's wrong with Pettite, when did it happen? I fell out of the baseball loop for a bit.

***To thank Bonds for inviting him into his home, Sheffield arranged for the two of them to see a boxing match in Miami on Feb. 2, 2002. "I was going to pay for the plane, the flight, pay for the limo service, the hotel," Sheffield says. "He gets my mail. He looks in my mail and sees he can get better seats, so he gets better seats. He can get a better flight, so he gets a better flight. He can get a better limo service. And he can get a better hotel. So basically my plan, in trying to do something in return, he wound up doing it. And [that sort of behavior] just escalated."*** Sounds like the plot to Single White Female 2...except they're black and make baseball players... I know Bonds is married, too, or at least has kids, from the pathetic "Please Pitch to my Daddy" signs. Bonds is a fucking dick.

Hey AoO, the guy that's your avatar is running for Homecoming King... He's a favorite. Letcha know results.