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"Is this really the blood of Christ?" "Why yes it is." "Man, that guy must have been wasted !"

Weird, I saw a bunch of the GQ issues unbagged.

The best Sting/DDP match was mentioned, however, incorrectly. It occurred in early 1998, before Sting dropped the belt to Savage, not late 1998.

Why isnt Mick Foley ranked? Lawrence Taylor was ranked after 1 WM match, even got a "Rookie of the Year" nomination. Foley was in Rumble 04, Mania XX match, Backlash 04 match, plus an 8 man on Raw.

Ric Flair # 30. JBL #15. Indeed.

Yes we have a new catchphrase. Oh wait I just ruined it by calling it as such. Damn sucks it does.

That's the theme for this Friday.

Want to answer this question? Compare Backlash's buyrate to Judgment Day's. Compare Bad Blood's buyrate to The Great American Bash's. As for *now*... Compare Unforgiven's buyrate to No Mercy's. That should give you an idea.

Kane attacked Shane's mother. Shane had Snitsky attack the mother of Kane's child. Vince: "IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, RATINGS!"

On the subject of the "Jello" match... Smackdown! stole my "Schoolgirls" gimmick last Thursday, so why not?

The Cruiserweight Title match the day after Fall Brawl 1998 on Nitro where a freshly face-turned Kidman defeats Juventud to win his first CW Title is excellent. I recommend picking it up, because the match and crowd reactions LAUNCHED Kidman into superstardom...for a while.

Tammy has the mic skills to work a "Bertha Faye" gimmick to Stacy Kiebler's "Alundra Blayze"...

Um, as JR reitterated, "Kane said his son would not die alone". How does this impact Kemper Arena, Owen, etc. at all? Slow news day.

Taker puts Orlando Jordan on the symbol? Bob Ryder just had a heart attack.

They can team Candido with Simon Dean. Call them "Diet Coke".

That's the WCW mark in me.

Why is this 1993-2001? Why not 1991 or '92?

Keep in mind that Chris Benoit, Edge, and Shawn Michaels will likely have NO SCHEDULED MATCHES HEADED INTO TABOO TUESDAY. The idea is that Triple H "has no idea" going into the match who he's facing, I believe. The same could be said for Jericho's potential challenges (Tomko? Christian? Edge? Michaels?) Hence the need for building up people like Gene Snitsky and Ric Flair into high-profile matches.

Here's the story on the jello. Coolers full were made Wednesday night. Put in a freezer, that was partially left open. Of course, it didn't make correctly, so we added boxes and boxes more and tried to quick-freeze it. Made it a little mushy, so we just threw it all into the rink. Worked well, actually, cause it really stuck to the chicks.

CARMELLA DEAR GOD SO HOT.

Yes Christy is hot.

God, someone get Gail a new face.

TheLastBoyScout, at least Bret isn't on television each week rubbing HHH down with FUCKING BABY OIL (See, posedown before Rumble 03), jobbing to GARRISON CADE (tag match in fall 03), and putting over a guy who had ONE good year as the "best ever" each week.

Eddie won the WWE Title at WrestleMania XX, just like Benoit, according to "it was months ago, the marks don't remember" logic.

Oh shit what did Eddie do last night... Oh, DVD commercial.