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That's mighty exciting stuff. But uh...win...well, first, MAKE the World Series and come celebrate. I'm pulling for them to if the Phillies (likely) can't superhumanly win the NL Wild Card.

And the Bengals fail to get the TD, but a field goal results. 14-10 Jets.

I will now be cheering on the Bengals...

A somewhat exciting Steelers/Raiders came has gone terribly BOR-ING BOR-ING...

Triple H can throw Orton thought the Unforgiven sign and the PPV can end in a no-contest, ala Unforgiven 2002. Brilliant! "Uh Randy Uh, No One Believes We Can Lose, We're Too Good Uh, So It'll Take Months Before I can...I mean...One of Us Can Get a Win"

I was at Show #1...here's the true, unbiased take: King d. Merc, DJ Hyde, Jon Dahmer.... Nothing of releveance. The Blackout stable did some funny "run away" comedy outside when being chased. Chris Hero d. Alex Shelley in 16 minutes This was...good. Not great. Jimmy Rave and M-Dogg 20 d. Amazing Red and Sonjay Dutt Another decent match, not great. M-Dogg as a heel sucks. He hit no real significant crowd-pleasing spots. Red and Dutt worked together well. All Money Is Legal d. Ghost Shadow & Spyral The match was just spot after spot (many of them rushed and not great), and the match wasn't THAT good, HOWEVER, these guys worked their ass off. Good effort and a lot of hard work. Super Dragon d. B-Boy, Bobby Quance, Excalibur This picked up after a kind of slow start and never looked back. AWESOMENESS abounds, as everyone could have won, even Excalibur, who nearly stole a win before getting hit with the "Psycho Driver" for the pin. Really, really hard work and a great bout. Blackout Beat The Maximos. Blown spots galore, but they tried hard. 10-Man Match: Mike Quackenbush/Gran Akuma/Icarus/Mister ZERO/Shane Storm defeated BlackJack Marciano/Jigsaw/Hallowicked/UltraMantis Black/Larry Sweeney Crowd found this very amusing and all 10 men worked well together. Very crowd pleasing and a welcome addition to CZW. Cage Match: Ian Knoxx Beat Adam Flash Crap. Seriously. The "blowoff" in a CAGE starts with a clean tie-up and irish Whips galore? seriously...like...it appeared these guys had never met each other before. The "hatred" wasn't there. Went through the motions. Just...slowl

That Idiot Kicker does it again. Nah, seriously. Mark was better than Adam last year. He hit more, consecutively. Stick Vanderjact or Akers in Vinateri's spot in the Super Bowl(s), I'm sure they hit the kicks.

"Big Ed" not under contract? INVASSSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, you guys are dweebs. Sit in the stands, all of you backyard marks.

AJ Styles will select Cruiserweight Jobber over Unemployed Cruiserweight once TNA goes out of business... It's coming soon.

Hey Platinum Boy, good point, but... More people WATCHED Road Dogg and Godfather defend the title... then watch today's batch (RVD, Jericho, Christian, Edge) defend the title... So which title period is more prestigious?

Let me make this perfectly clear. Jeff Jarrett is a 6-time WWF Intercontinental Champion. Chris Jericho is a 5-time WWF/E Intercontinental Champion. Jericho is not 6-time champion. On television, and RIGHTFULLY SO, he is billed as a 5-time champion. His co-reign with Chyna did not constitute ANOTHER title reign. He just shared his champoionship. He's been billed as a 5-time champion multiple times.

I've read that the polls were largely in favor of Bush following the Conventions...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH CHANGING ANAKIN IN JEDI?!?!?!?!? Has Lucas no sense of historical value..."Oh, now the children will recognize who that is!"

I'm ordering tonight! (BTW, for future posts here...can you all indicate whether or not you are, too?) I don't know that the line-up is stacked. By the end of the night, when I look back at what I paid for, I think I'll feel: "Kash Vs. Style was really good." "X-Division Tag was sweet." "Dusty Vs. Scott was stupid" "Six-Person tag was stupid" "World Title match was eh..." So that leaves the two tag belts, IMO, to STEP THE FUCK UP and make this show very memorable.

Listening to this 20 minute "punk'd" style real audio show, in which a "Fox Sports agent" calls Animal and tries to get him to sign up for the "15,000 dollar appearence" in a outdoor Milwaukee death match. Animal "Yeah, you picked a hot time, we got the new video game coming out..." "35 times the helmet you are wearing needs to be used as a weapon" "That...that's a lot". I just clicked off the website...anyone remember this? It's called "Ribb'd". "I understand you used to be a type of biker. You had a leather jacket and the mohawk." Animal: "You wouldn't have to pay those other guys (Terry Funk, The Warlord) as much as me. There's different types of talent levels in this business, and I've reached, what they call, the pinnacle." Animal: "Maybe we could put Hulk Hogan with me..." Animal's desperately trying to make it a tag match...ranging from requesting DORY FUNK JR. to Hulk Hogan to The Warlord in the match. Animal, on a "leather strap match": "It takes a lot of talent to do it. It can be done." Animal: "I've done *real* Chicago Street Fights." Now he's requesting he be teamed with Stone Cold. Gotta go.

You have to be kidding me, hippy.

To the Yankee fans, in "Cartman" voice... "Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" Go Rays.

I predict somehow the Red Sox will lose the AL East by 1/2 game.

Today from SportsCenter: :::football player runs the ball to the endzone::: "And just like the Black Eyed Peas, he's runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin'..." and :::home run is hit::: "And the bat don't dance, it just pulls up it's pants and does the rock away. Lean back."

SportsCenter claimed that if the Rays forfeit a game, it will go down as a "9-0 Win for the Yankees". Why 9-0? Why not just a win without runs.

PHILLIES...what the hell?!?!?!? I swear everytime I turn the channel on and the Phillies are at bat it's with 2 outs, and no one on base. And everytime the Braves are up, its with 2-3 runners. Take the 7th...BASES LOADED NOW...1 out. Rodriguez pitching!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Actually, The Naturals having to beat both teams seems to be punishment for repeated interference against them.

EYE SCREAM MAN. Kane can't touch Clint Howard's portrayal of the killer Ice Cream Man. This has got to be a joke, right? "Eye Scream Man"...from WWE Films. Beautiful.

Someone comment on the Kane movie. Please.

The highpoint of the election thus far? Zell Miller ripping Kerry a new asshole four ways from Sunday. "SPIT-BALLS??!?!?"