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Question: At the WWE Summerslam site they had a POLL of like 5 matches, where the winning match would be available FREE OF CHARGE on wwe.com to watch come September. I believe SSlam Rude/Warrior 1990 was winning...can we DL it yet?

"HHH/Booker was STILL a ***+ match... is JJ even capable of that?" Try again with that rating.

I predict Jarrett defeats Hardy when Hardy "passes out" to the figure four next week. Hey, my "Midnight Rider returns as 3LK member" prediction came true. Dusty turn on Jeff seems possible, too. Decent, if not "filler", show.

That Booker T Vs. Nash match you're bashing... Better than Brock/Hardcore Holly. Better than JBL/Taker. Better than HHH/Orton, most likely. Granted Eddie and Benoit were able to carry a lot of the main events this year against stiffs (Trips, Kane, JBL twice), but that match is actually underrated, and Nash did the right job.

"He'll be gone by the end of the year" Oh really? See: Tag-Team of Billy Gunn & Hardcore Holly See: WORLD TITLE REIGN OF JBL See: Horshu in a main angle Heidenazi will probably wrestle Taker at No Mercy.

Um, Anglesault... Benoit and Triple H both have better theme music than Batista. So did Orton when he won the title. On Smackdown...give you that.

Before the opening, a vignette aired of Kenzo Suzuki saying that the basketball team in Sacramento was the Kings, but this is America where we have Presidents and not Kings and for that he hates Sacramento. He followed it up by saying "God Bless America". I like this. I'm not watching Smackdown!, though. I don't support shows where people like "Luther Reigns" get programs with Eddie Guerrero. Crap, crap, crap.

I remember my friends watched the "highlight video" for Bad Blood 2003, which aired the day after on Raw, set to whichever nu-rock song that was... It made the show seem like every match was ****...

Where did I say it "took me this long"... I only felt like mentioning it now. great post, btw.

Yuck, those matches don't sound too great...Batista/Regal could be REALLY ugly.

Shouldn't Feinstein be in jail? Is a trial pending? What's the story?

Dark Age, here's the thing... In WCW, Dragon had a great moveset and great transitions in his matches. In WWE, Dragon did the moves he used to, but it just seemed spotty and a slow exhibition. I was a HUGE Dragon mark in the 90's, I just didn't like what I saw when he actually was given a chance in WWE. The guy tripped on the way to the ring at Mania. He worked slow. That "Asai DDT" sucked, was contrived and totally unrealistic, nor fitting of his style. Maybe it was "working WWE style", but I didn't like Dragon's ring work in WWE.

"Mallrats, unless you have the commentary on, is just so awkward and unfunny." I disagree, along with millions who have purchased the DVD and VHS. "Chasing Amy works for awhile, then it sputters, and it hits a brick wall at the end. Well, the ending was fine until Smith ruined it with J&SBSB, which I know our own Banky hated." I think the J & SB characters actually work best in Clerks & Amy, because they portray what Clerks intended them to be: Local garbage. I also find the movie to be very good, probably my favorite of the 5. "I watched Dogma on Comedy Central, and if you watch that movie on TV, it really exposes it as weak." Who critiques a blatantly curse-heavy movie that's on television with edits and commercials? "And J&SBSB is one of the worst comedies I've ever seen." I thought it sucked, too. I liked the tributes to all the characters, though. "What kind of writer (who had a toddler at the time) writes a scene where Daphne and Velma go down on Scooby-Doo?" That would have actually been funny. "Or in Mallrats, watch the commentary and an almost-bitter Smith rants about how a scene where Jay and Bob cum in someone's hair was cut out." Hahahahahahaha.

Quote: "And yes, George Lucas is on his 6th Star Wars movie, and we can all agree that the last 2 flicks have been utter failures." Um, I don't agree with that. Failures? Are you insane? Do you know how much money they've made? "Bad" yes..."Failures", no...they're among the most seen movies of all time.

DDP yelling into the camera on Nitro after executing a "Diamond Cutter" the same was Bubba Ray Dudley does in ECW (toss into the air and then catch with the Cutter).... "Thanks, Bubba Ray! Bang!"

I was at Mind Games, and I'm trying to remember. I believe it was a casket match. Also, there were some dark matches after the show... I believe Sid beat Vader, and Faarooq squashed Marc Mero. Interesting, the next night on Raw, the I-C Title tourney final was live, with Mero scoring the upset on Faarooq.

I've been telling my friends "Christian should be back this week" for like 2 months, so I hope he returns tonight. He did house show this weekend.

I tried. Liger in WWE? Let's see it before we celebrate/bash it. Ultimo came in. Yes, his "push" was handled terribly, but he just didn't mesh with the product, and I wasn't terribly impressed with his ringwork. Maybe they'll push Liger heavily in the cruiser division if he were to come in for a month or so, couldn't hurt. Liger losing to "the boss Spike" though? Vomit.

I want to see Moore critique his WrestleMania VI pre-match speech.

The show held in Miami = Lost it's luster...phoned it in...no one fucking cares.

9-11 already made the list.

3 games ago the Phillies were 9.0 games out of the Wildcard. Now they are 6.0 games back. I know I;m just getting excited...but I mean...is ANYONE on board with me to get silly and PRAY TO GOD, who knows, an amazing comeback could work? Keep in mind there's like 5 teams within that 6.0 game margin...Astros, Marlins, Giants, Padres, Cubs....ugh.

Czech, I'm just fuckin' with ya. Still..IMO, the mass-pics is kinda silly. You didn't start the thread, tho. MORNING ALL. Edit: You DID start the thread. Hence, I demand a funny picture to redeem this thread's worthyness. Edit #2: It must be from the 1980's.

You got PUNK'D.

Eh, whatever. Sorry for liking chat on pro wrestling shows and not geeks on parade.