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-Backstage, John Cena was seen watching the Rumble, and commented how appropriate that a song like "Phenomenon" described him. Tonight, Cena would break Orton's spirit, then break the heart of 29 other punk-ass no-talents by winning the Rumble and heading to Madison Square Garden as the #1 Contender. -A video package was shown as Christopher Daniels dominated the competition en route to becoming both Cruiserweight Champion and the winner of the awesome WWE Cruiserweight Cup Tournament. Daniels recent winning streak has many taking notice, except his friend AJ Styles, who many feel he has been ducking. Styles, who was blatantly screwed by Daniels at gaining a title shot, put the chance in his hands by winning the #1 Contender's 3-way on RAW. Tonight, the title is on the line, and there is NO EXCUSE for either to lose! 2. WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Christopher Daniels (champion) Vs. AJ Styles Styles was reluctant to shake his friend's hand at first. The crowd is behind Styles in this one, big time. Finally he shook, but then slapped Daniels with the other hand! After some mat work, Daniels took advantage of Styles leaping by stun-gunning him on the rop rope. Daniels worked on the neck of Styles, dropping a leg, knee, and then another leg on his neck. Styles fought back, hitting a leaping tornado DDT on Daniels off the ropes! Two Count! Styles hit a suplex, and then a somersault legdrop on Daniels neck! After a gourdbuster, Styles ascended the ropes, and connected with a beautiful leaping hurancanrana to Daniels for two! Daniels looks scared about finally losing his belt! Styles cradle for 2! Daniels runs to the floor, but Styles connects over the top with a pescado! Inside, Styles misses a clothesline, and executes a victory roll! Daniels blocks and grabs the ropes! 1...2...NO! Daniels attempts a full-nelson suplex, but Styles rolls him up, using his legs for 1...2..NO! Styles kicks him in the gut, ascends to the middle rope, and hits a Sicilian Slice for only 2, as Daniels got the foot on the rope! Styles calls for the Styles Clash! He attempts, but Daniels gets his legs up and Frankensteiners Styles into a rollup...1...2...2.9! Daniels flips out, threatening to deck the referee! Styles rollu-up from behind for only 2 again! Daniels is on dream street! Styles with a superkick, Daniels catches it and kicks him low! The referee didn't get a good look at it in the confusion!Daniels with the delayed brainbuster...but Styles fights free! Styles ducks a clothesline from Daniels. Daniels blocks a right hand and eye pokes him! DANIELS SUPERKICK! Styles ducks and the referee gets superkicked! Styles clothesline Daniels and hits the second rope...he leaps, and gets kicked by Daniels! DELAYED BRAINBUSTER! It's over, but the referee lies motionless! Daniels shakes the referee, and Styles rolls Daniels up...ref still shaken up, though! STYLES CLASH ON DANIELS! Referee makes the slow count! 1.....2.....Thr..NO! Daniels with every last gasp of air! Styles calls for a brainbuster! He has Daniels up, but Daniels falls behind AJ and rolls him up, handful of tights! Styles pulls Daniels back, though, and has his own handful of tights! 1...2...3!!! AJ STYLES WINS IT! Your winner, and NEW WWE Cruiserweight Champion, AJ Styles, at 20:08. **** 1/4 Daniels stands, exhausted in the corner, as Styles holds his title in the other corner. The fans are applauding Styles, who extends a hand to Daniels. Daniels flips off the crowd, who boos him ridiculously. Styles pleads for a handshake. Daniels accepts and the two share a hug. STYLES LAYS OUT DANIELS WITH A BELTSHOT! Styles flips off the crowd, as well, drawing an enormous heel reaction from the Canadian crowd! What an ungrateful, cocky, ass! -Backstage, Eric Bischoff looks bewildered at the incredible bout he has just seen. Randy Orton walks up to him, with a brainless skank on one ar, and the WWE TV Title on the other. Bischoff said that judging from the past 2 matches, Orton had better have his A-game on tonight. Orton said that tonight was a night of 3s...he shows Cena that he's nothing but a rhyming no-name, he wins the Rumble, and then gives "this fine piece right here" her OWN title shot. Bischoff smiled and started to speak... "WORD LIFE" erupted on the speakers, as Orton shoved the girl away and looked like he had just seen a ghost. Bischoff replied "Good luck, Randy."

The WWE Royal Rumble Live from The Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario "Can You Dig It...Suckaaaa.....?" blares on the PA and we are underway! It's a match fueled by a desire to win the Royal Rumble, as ROB...VAN...DAM battles BOOKER T! 1. Rob Van Dam Vs. Booker T The opening contest sees the two faces battle for roughly 12 minutes, as Van Dam narrowly escapes pinfalls following both a Booker T top-rope dropkick and a STIFF superkick to the jaw. Van Dam's trademark Rolling Thunder was blocked as T got his knees up. However, his scissors kick was dodged and Van Da hit a big spinning kick to the face. The five-star frogsplash connected, but Booker T, already close to the ropes, rolled to the outside. RVD responded with an over-the top somersault, kicking the Houston, TX native in the face! As the ref's count came to 7, they went inside the ring, where RVD hit Booker with a step-over spin kick, and then hit a well-landed moonsault for 2. The end of the match saw Booker T finally execute the scissors kick, but ascend to the top rope for a final blow. Van Dam rolled out of the way of Booker T's Houston Hangover, and connected with a picture-perfect split-legged moonsault for the victory. Winner: Rob Van Dam in 11:45. Rating: *** After the match, Evolution members Batista and Triple H hit the ring, obviously again looking to injure two weakened potential Rumble winners. As Triple H prepared to pedigree Booker T, Chris Benoit ran to the ring, chopping Triple H into the corner! RVD attepted to take down Batista, but was hit with the sit-out powerbomb! FINALLY, Ric Flair hit the ring, and Evolution retreated. Benoit got in Flair's face, as Flair attempted to explain himself. -The Official WWE Royal Rumble 2004 Theme Song was shown, it is "Phenomenon" by LL Cool J.

Notes from a special SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT, 1 -hour before the WWE ROYAL RUMBLE! -Evolution were seen talking to someone in his locker room. -John Cena freestyled about becoming the next Television Champion. -Eric Bischoff was interviewed about the Royal Rumble match, and his prediction. Bischoff smirked and said simply, "the best man will win...probably". -Highlight packages for Goldberg and Brock Lesnar's World Title Match, as well as the recent developments (jealousy? coincidence?) surrounding the Cruiserweight Title. HeAT Match: 1. independent wrestling star Steve Corino scored an upset victory over Matt Hardy, Version 1, with a superkick. Afterwards, Jonathon Coachman interviewed Corino, who said that if past Rumbles said anything, the smaller guys had no chance of going on to main event at WrestleMania. Tonight, would be a night that shocked the world, and everyone would know who he is by the end of the night. -As the show drew just minutes away, a montage of various stars promos were shown, including Randy Orton, John Cena, The Undertaker, and Kane.

We're referring to 4th and 1, where a first down would end the game with like 1:52 left. Instead, Favre gets a DELAY OF GAME (????) and they punt. McNabb, the league's true MVP, leads the birds to victory. I was there and that's how I saw it.:):)

Short and sweet, I checked out "The Simple Life", hearing how it got such a huge rating. Plus, Paris Hilton's really quite beautiful, despite the ridiculous, lame (and often obviously rigged) shit the girls "get themselves into" on the show. I saw these two brats, one, a really hot porn-on-the-net chick, and the other, her fat, ugly, slut of a girlfriend, Nicole. She's apparently the daughter of Lionel Ritchie, which explains her lack of talent and interest. Shitty show. TIME magazine put it best. 2002 was the "year of hasbeens"...2003, without a doubt, was the "year of never-was's".

tomorrow, my bad...had a busy weekend and the day it wad due (today, Sunday) I was at the Eagles playoff game. Good stuff coming.

TWO of these I've started, 2 weeks in a row, FIVE MINUTES before the show started. Lovely.

Cheap buy recommended by a few, and the store. Great reviews. I SINCERELY apologize for bashing it earlier. THIS GAME FUCKING RULES. And there's stuff that's scaring the shit out of me...well, for a few seconds. And I'm like, at the 4th level, so you probably can guess right before that did it, lol.

I'm gonna give it another try. FYI, I chose the green one... Starting over fresh. I'll pick blue. Turned up the brightness.

Damnit, that match ended way too abruptly. Chavo decks him! Booo! This attack was well done.

Nice powerbomb. I like this match!

I think the Bashams are getting much better, and they may as well have the belts. But they need to distinguish the two...the "same guys they pretty much look the same" hardly ever works. Harris Brothers, anyone? I liked when one of them wore the leather mask in the Thanksgiving Battle Royal. A leather mask isn't the answer, probably...but it was SOMETHING.

The Survivor Series match wasn't bad. It was, decent. Didn't have a TON of heat, but was solid for the Bashas. Shaniqua took a frogsplash and a spanking. Retained a few seconds later with a rollup on Chavo, who was checking on Eddie after miscommunication. For some reason, Eddie yelled at Chavo, kinda, afterwards. Give it **

So, Angle was in Heyman's office and in the 3 seconds after they took out Rikishi and Scotty, he and Heyman, who hate each other, agreed to setup another tag match. Angle ran to the ring, had his music cued.... ....STUPID.

It's a BALD and BORING CONVENTION!

Yo, Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms, yo! Phantoms like a muthafucker!

I still predict London and Spanky take the belts of the Trasham brothers...hopefully... WGTT Vs. London/Spanky at WM 20. Seriously, what else will they do...BASHAMS Vs. APA? RIKISHI/SCOTTY Vs. AKIO/SAKODA?

Yeah, Cole just called out Tazz on his heel announcing.

Oh no, not The FBI. We know the rules. Benoit's definately my hopeful winner of the Rumble, but somehow I think he'll get screwed. I can't wait for the match, tho...I'll be there, and if he wins I'll go nuts.

Angle putting Guerrero over would be nice. We'll see. Oh my God... That's what I'll play next time I "hold my girl slow dance close"

Y2Jerk, if this happened 6 months ago, it'd still suck. I'm not cynical, just honest. What a way to reward the PAYING live fans of Smackdown, with this crap. They pay to see: Eddie ride in a car, frogplash, work a good match, Angle throw suplexes. They get: LOVE YOUR NEPHEW! for 15 minutes.

Christ, Angle stop killing the heat with your fucking boring mic-work. Let them fight. HAHA Greatest Family in the History of the Sport.

You're not winning shit, Angle. Yes, WCW TitanTron for Chavo. See, I talk shit on Chavo for having no heat and always being a "jobber"...yet if they keep this up, with his irritating non-stereotype character, I'll begin to like him more than Eddie. They should go WCW 2001 with Chavo and have him kick ass. Shut up, fucking Dr. Phil Angle.

Man, why is Eddie feuding with Chavo. This feud should last a week, as a reward for Eddie having to carry his jobber ass around for a year instead of getting World Title shots. Big Show / Holly II! Haha. Here comes Bald & Boring.

You know what, this game sucks. I saved it and it shows an "Empty" slow. Plus, it's incredibly dark, and the characters fighting styles, when you CAN see, thus far consist of "cut off the head, slash, finish". Lame.