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Yeah I read some great reviews on here that said I should get the game...it's pretty good so far. The battle is a little slow, but it's cool, if confusing.

I don't even think Melinda Clarke was ON the show tonight...I saw her (red hair) in the previews for next week, though.

No way, Paris IS VERY skinny. She's not unhealthily skinny, just skinny. Nicole Ritchie may not be a LARDASS, but she's so overrated. Why is SHE, who has an extremely pig-like and pudgy face, eyes from a corpse, and no personality on a TV show about "beautiful spoiled girls" going to the farm? I could think of a hundred better candidates, famous or not. Plus, her prancing around on the show like she's the hottest thing ever, and being a slut just pisses me off. Anyway, just wanted to leave my thoughts. I think she's ugly, and I've done better.

Downhome, thanks for the link. I think it's difficult to disagree that I've seen hotter girls outside of 7-11 begging for money. Nicole Ritchie's fucking disgusting.

We PlayStationing it or what? Oliver's gonna blow up the house, Melrose style. Later people.

Haha, Oliver's an idiot. I'll just buy coke from a "mystery dealer" at a fucking concert. Good riddance.

Her face is rounder than a basketball, guys, COME ON... Although I've never seen any other shots of her, magazines/modeling/whatever. Maybe she just appears that way on TV. She looks like a crack whore, too, at times. IMO, she looks really bad on TV.

STOP HUGGING HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU DICKHEAD.

Rich guy hangs out with guy's girlfriend, and gets friends backstage passes to concert... How original.

Dump her over AIM, I did that a couple times when drunk. College relationships, mind you...they don't count.

This show's pretty good...I have something to watch Wednesdays now. And I'm gonna keep postin', ala RAW...so I hope some other peeps like it. The dude with the big black truck and slashed tires is cool, breaking bitches in half on PS2 like me. The tall, brunette, girlfriend bitch sucks. Oliver should get ran over by a car. The lead character is insecure. Weird looking sucker, but for once I don't hate the main character. This show's a weird combo of 90210 (the plot) and Dawson's Creek (the script)...maybe a little TOO MUCH Dawson's Creek, which gets boring, but decent, altogether.

Can someone help me, I can't decide which girl is Melinda Clarke...is she the girl mooching in the house that drank the OJ and ate the bagels...that can't be her, in the orange/brown outfit.

Holy shit! Melinda Clarke (from Return of the Living Dead 3, Spawn) is on this show? Color me hooked. Although she's like 28...and playing what, a high school kid? Never seen this show before.

Is Kurt Angle the general manager now, making matches? Gay.

I fail to see how Jindrak and Cade, who are horrible, will have a "good" match with the Tough Enough kids. Unless you were using sarcasm.... You had to be.

Hey Raven, new gimmick. It's not 1996 anymore. No one cares. Stop bashing others.

"It was just...GREAT...to see Bubba Ray go bursting through that table. But it'll be even better when I burst through Molly's hymen!" -One of RAW's greatest quotes ever.

WWE RAW Results (Jan. 5th, 2004) -Show intro, with shots of Rey Mysterio and Goldberg both in pain...as scary images of Brock Lesnar, Big Show, and Undertaker flash on the screen. -TV Champion Randy Orton struts to the ring, showing off the gold. He says that soon he'll defeat another nobody, John Cena, at the Rumble, but was upset that last week, a "list of jobbers" was added to the Rumble while Orton had not been entered. Orton offered a title shot to any "bush league guy" who would put his spot in the Rumble on the line. He was answered by who we are told is Samoa Joe, and the match was on. 1. Title/Rumble Spot: TV Champion Randy Orton pinned Samoa Joe with a low blow and roll-up in 7:34. Joe worked hard, but Orton cheated to gain the Rumble spot. Afterwards, Orton shook his hand, but sucked Joe into an "RKO". John Cena entered the ring and clocked Orton with a steel chain, and delivered the "F-U" to a huge pop, before holding the Television Title up high! Backstage, Eric Bischoff decided to draw 3 random cruiserweight names to have a 3-way match later. The winner would face Christopher Daniels for the title at the Rumble. Daniels entered and said he'd draw the names. First, he drew REY MYSTERIO. Second, he drew TAJIRI. Third, he drew a name, but "coughed" and crumbled up the paper! He drew again, and drew JAMIE NOBLE's name. 2. A-Train pinned CZW star Trent Acid with the Derailer in 3:23. Both men will be in the Rumble, but A-Train used his size to gain the victory. -Backstage, AJ Styles walked into the cruiserweight drawing area, and looked at the crumpled name...he opened it to read "AJ STYLES"...and stormed off. 3. Chris Jericho fought Booker T to a no-contest when Kane interfered to attack both men at 7:20. As Kane went for a chokeslam on Booker T, Jericho cracked the "Big Red Monster" with a chair, bulldogged him, and hit a Lionsault. Booker T superkicked Jericho, who was saved by Rob Van Dam! -Backstage, Christopher Daniels laced up his boots, preparing for his non-title bout. 4. Non-Title Bout: Christopher Daniels pinned Billy Kidman in 5:45 with the delayed brainbuster. Afterwards, Daniels went for a second brainbuster, but Rey Mysterio springboarded into the ring and dropkicked him. While Mysterio tended to Kidman, Daniels clipped Rey in the back of the knee with the WWE Cruiserweight Title, and then drove the title belt square into his knee. -Backstage, Michael Cole asked Triple H about rumors of a new Evolution member joining at the Royal Rumble. Triple H promised that those rumors were just "the internet", and that the "net nerds" didn't know a damn thing. Batista added "Besides, if someone was joining...he'd have to have already proven he could ride with us...you have nothing to worry about, Benoit." -End of Hour 1. 5. Triple Threat Match for the Cruiserweight Title Shot at the Royal Rumble: -Rey Mysterio was deemed unable to compete, and it turned into a singles match between Tajiri and Jamie Noble. AJ Styles ran to the ring, to a decent pop, and joined the match at the 2-minute mark. AJ Styles defeated Tajiri and Jamie Noble at 9:14 after pinning Tajiri with the Styles Clash, to get the Rumble title shot! -Backstage, RVD was seen stretching, when Eric Bischoff entered and said that tonight, he had better be ready for the challenge of Kane. -Highlights of past Royal Rumble winners, and their wins at WrestleMania. 6. Kane pinned Rob Van Dam with a chokeslam after Booker T came to ringside and distracted Van Dam, who was about to leap from the top rope, at 5:11. -Backstage, Tazz was set for an interview with Bill Goldberg. Goldberg spoke about being his own man, and a great WWE Champion. Brock Lesnar entered the interview area, and stood face to face with Goldberg. Brock said that he was the "true" king of WWE, with the most complete skill, look, power, and speed to destroy Goldberg's title reign at the Rumble. Goldberg snickered, and said Lesnar was a poor man's version of the "Human Wrecking Machine". Goldberg said Lesnar would have to tear him apart to win the World Title. -Backstage, Benoit and Flair sat, as Benoit resistingly asked Flair what Batista meant earlier. Flair told Benoit to not worry, and that they'd take out Evolution tonight. 7. Triple H & Batista defeated Chris Benoit & Ric Flair by disqualification when Randy Orton interfered and attacked Benoit. Afterwards, Triple H pedigreed Benoit, as the 3 Evolution members pointed at Flair and applauded. Flair didn't seem to know why they didn't attack him. Triple H grabbed the mic and said "You people want to see the next stage of Evolution? HE'll be back at the Rumble...you count on it!" -Backstage, The Rock, holding the U.S. title, jumped around next to his opponent at the Rumble, the Hurricane. The two would be teaming tonight to face the tough challenge of Big Show and Undertaker. Rock commented on how solid their team was, which was "only slightly less solid than the ounds of grease on the Big Show's latest McDonald's order!" Hurricane said tonight, he'd chokeslam The Undertaker straight back to The Darkside! 8. The Rock & The Hurricane defeated The Undertaker & The Big Show when The Rock pinned Big Show in 15:56 after The Rock Bottom. Following the match, Batista hit the ring to attack The Rock, and delivered the sitout powerbomb. Undertaker chokeslammed Hurricane. Out came Lesnar, looking to make a statement, but he was met by Goldberg, as the two brawled at ringside and up the rampway. Lesnar attempted an F-5 on the steel stage, but Goldberg muscled free and kicked him....then SPEARING Brock right into the metal stage wall! Hype for the Rumble and WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!

Who is Kyo Dai?

To prepare for tonight's RAW, my buddies and I were watching the WCW All-nighter, with Sting/Flair, Enforcers/Dustin+Steamboat, Flair/Steamboat... Tonight's show will far surpass that, what with maybe another Orton title defense...barf. I predict: -Michaels/HHH at Rumble -Henry gets spot #30 -30-minute co-owner promo -RVD does something useless -tag Main event

I predict that Mark Henry's favor will to be #30 in the Royal Rumble.

There's a rumor that a pale, black-robed creature was seen at the airport in St. Louis, Missouri.

BTW. face Jericho would rock. We'd get killer promos bashing the untalented RAW heels, such as Christian, Orton, Batista, etc...and lots of people he's never feuded with (the above 3) and maybe some new battles with Triple H, Kane, etc. Jericho's best WWE work was in 2000, (and continuing into 2001) when he turned face, by the way. Forget that not. A new character may be a small step in fixing Raw.

Have the Rumble come down to the final 4, who have a standoff....say, Jericho, Benoit, Angle, and Kane... Have Christian (who was tossed by Jericho earlier) slide back in and crack Jericho in the back with a chair while the other 2 work on Kane. Trish runs down, finally seeing that Christian was the true asshole all along and attempts to save Jericho, but Christian knocks her off the apron to the floor. Christian has Trish staggered on the floor, and is about to crack her in the head with a chairshot. Jericho sees this, and also sees the 3 last guys all teetering on the rop rope, as they try to eliminate Kane...What does he do? He jumps over the top rope and saves Trish! Sacrificing his WM Main Event to save the girl he loves, and kick Christian's ass.

Jericho's had the world title and main evented wrestlemania...he's never fixed things with Trish, which, judging from his x-mas present attempt, he's even MORE desperate to do. What good is a main event if the girl ya love can't cheer for you...