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No, do it tonight! Vince can come out and be all spazzed out or something.

I saw the Go2Sleep. Good shit. Call the 8-man teams. Matt, Jeff, Punk, Orton Vs. Edge, Booker, Kennedy, Finlay Edge and Punk should be "captains" and pick partners ala a pick-up game. Edge screws Orton and sends him to the babyfaces.

Go 2 Rehab? Punk should call out Edge's roids. Hawk, our dream is gonna come true.

Read the believable story that accompanies it in the "Comments..." thread. ****. Okay now the match is back after a FX show with Minnie Driver being advertised. Fucking Comcast, get on the ball.

This is what WWE should be. No fucking "brand allegiance". Just surprise guys on every show, making you tune in to all three because you don't know. WHAT THE HELL!??!!?!?? MY channel just went to commercial in the middle of a spot. Tastycakes?!?!?

Winner gets a night with the other's girl.

Holy shit you'd think The Rock just came out.

Tarantino's half of Grindhouse looks not too impressive, IMO.

Speared Stephanie through a table or Wellness violation have been "reported" on the 'net. One is obviously true, one ridiculous false, but it's up to you to decide which one.

No, they realized that with only 8 matches on a four hour PPV, 1 of which being a 5-minute Kane match, and 1 being a 5-minute Women's match, they needed to have each "Diva" come down and waste 20 minutes.

During Austin talking and at the beginning of the Women's match, for me at least, the picture seemed to move in slow-mo and the sound was gone.

How the hell you have both World Champs in the building, much less main eventing, and they haven't appeared yet is baffling.

Ashley better not win the title but Melina better not retain. What a horrible WM match.

She was a FIXER. Fix the audio issues. Not a good way to sell WM to the first-time viewer.

Cool, I didn't know Taker was wrestling Batista Sunday.

Jim Ross get announced tonight for the HOF?

Kick Omaga's ass!

Coachman the basketball announcer just interrupted the greatest wrestler of all time.

Jillian's "crappy singing" always makes me laugh. So she has talent, in my book. Plus, she doesn't botch things like Lita, Melina, Hemme, and other WM Women's Title wrestlers. Works for me.

You guys barking about Edge's big "tradition" of winning at WM... Remember Orton's even much more impressive streak of being the sole survivor at SSeries in 2003, 2004, and 2005? Yeah. 2006 SSeries was one of the biggest PPV burials ever.

Yeah but JBL sucked last year. He even said so in a recent WWE.com blog/video show, can't remember. And just because the matchn was "long", doesn't mean it was "great". MVP, is fresh and does not suck. They can GO SOMEWHERE with this feud. JBL/Benoit was forced filler crap.

Mercury HURT Nitro. Three reasons: 1- After Nitro's singles push, which started poorly (IC Title was meaningless, poor mic skills) and then got GOOD with the series of matches with Jeff, Nitro was seen as a singles star. Insert faceless (literally, he had a facemask on) tag team partner, who, like it or not, was using Nitro's heat to stay on TV. By lumping Mercury in with Nitro, you were calling Nitro just a "tag guy", since his partner has the same ENTRANCE, MUSIC, RING ATTIRE, MANAGER, and style. 2 - Mercury's inclusion into the tag team ranks, IMO, killed any casual interest in a possible Foley/Nitro matchup for Mania, a match that like Edge Vs. Foley last year, could've done wonders for Nitro. But putting Nitro in spotfests like Armageddon or in tag matches with the Hardyz, it became "let's get that big blowoff at Mania!" 3 - The "big blowoff at Mania" didn't happen, likely because of Mercury having some sort of problems. Now Nitro is out of WM altogether, unless a shitty tag against Carlito/Flair or a Battle Royal gets put on the DVD.

So Benoit and MVP went 25+ minutes at a house show. What do you guys think of this? WM 23: Benoit and MVP have a 20-minute draw. A lost art, both guys look strong on the big show, puts the U.S. Title feud forward (that they kinda rushed into with two good workers).

"Eight Man Tag match with the MitB guys" YES, please on Smackdown! Finlay, Jeff, Punk, and Orton Vs. Booker, Matt, Edge, and Kennedy Matt and Edge teaming. Finlay Vs. his backstage best buddy Punk. Jeff Vs. Matt Orton Vs. Edge Booker Vs. Finlay Punk over Kennedy to avenge the SD! loss. Kennedy wins MITB.

Mr. McMahon has promised that the last Raw before WrestleMania will be the biggest one of all time. It is only fitting that the show will air live from Chicago, the home of last year’s WrestleMania. With two huge main events, it looks like the show will live up to Mr. McMahon’s claims. World Tag Team Champions (and WrestleMania competitors) John Cena & Shawn Michaels will face World Heavyweight Champion Batista & Undertaker in a No Way Out rematch. Will the tenuous relationship between The WWE Champ & HBK stay intact? At WrestleMania, Mr. McMahon’s representative Umaga will face Donald Trump’s representative Bobby Lashley in the Battle of the Billionaires. On Raw, Mr. McMahon himself will go one-on-one with the ECW World Champion. Does The Chairman have what it takes to topple the powerful Lashley? As if two main events weren't big enough, Raw is going to get sexier than ever with the first-ever team-up of three Playboy cover girls - Ashley, Candice and Torrie - as they battle Women's Champion Melina, Victoria and Jillian. Who will prevail in this Six-Diva Tag Match? Will Melina and Ashley get some pre-'Mania action as they compete in the same ring on Raw? Former World Tag Team Champions Edge & Randy Orton have also been in each other’s throats of late. Will their partnership continue to disintegrate as the Road to WrestleMania comes to an end?