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Great strategy, Shelton.

Skaaland inadvertantly sent Backlund to the looney bin.

VODKA!! :::remembers Eugene's European drinking binge:::

"HHH probably had the chance to break it at Mania before he won both world titles had he not got injured." 2003 called...

Ashley: "What I'm trying to accomplish here is..." As if showing your breasts is like giving a mid-term presentation.

Orton is pissed that Edge almost made Orton lose his spot, so Orton got Edge's spot put up in a battle royal later, which Edge is in.

Actually, Masters was unable to get it on Show, and a brawl erupted.

Masters should complain that "he's too oiled up!"

Shocking us all? He's been advertised to take the Masterlock Challenge for days, JR.

Not a liver spot, spot like your dog spot, parking spot, bald spot... EDGE'S SPOT!!!!!!!!!

Worked shoot on JBL's shitastic, undeserved World Title reign, please Shawn.

It's not a dream match when you two have already main evented Raw.

Shawn fell asleep in the tannin' bed again.

THE LIMO!

Punk could win MITB. And then bring up RVD winning MITB, and his pot smoking being more important than ECW's World Title, and not being able to run with the ball when he won it. Insta-feud. Other drug feuds include: Sandman (Punk Vs. Beer) Lashley (Punk Vs. Steroids)

Bossman came out with Slick, and his theme is edited, and Bossman was a heel...thus you get his Attitude Era heel theme. "anything produced by Rick Derringer, which includes the 2 Piledriver albums, except for Real American, requires a royalty," That explains Slick. But it doesn't explain why Koko's "Piledriver" is edited into WM 6.

My favorite team in the NCAA Tournament, the Oregon Ducks, who I sent to the Elite 8, is still alive. I have 13/16 still alive. The Vandy game was pure magic yesterday, drunk/high and the room split between teams. After a horrid first round, the 2nd round was awesome! AJ Graves is a pretty kickass player. I'm regretting sending Pitt to the Final 4, but we'll see. OSU, UNC, FLA, PITT...just win! One of my fraternity pledges was, at one point today, ranked #7 on *ALL* of Facebook for his bracket, over 2 million people. He went 16 for 16 on THURSDAY, 15 for 16 on FRIDAY, 8 for 8 on SATURDAY, and I'm not sure what he did today but he was perfect around dinnertime. The guy has won cars in poker tournaments and makes a living off of poker, complete with his last fucking name on his license plate. Still, he has PITTSBURGH winning the whole thing.

Yesterday was one of the Top 5 Days of The Game of Basketball Ever, so I doubt today can match that. I lost VA today. I hope Oregon loses. Go VA Tech. Go Florida.

"I expect Judgement Day to be a SmackDown! Heavy Show" That means it'll have all the good matches.

AJ Graves is really good.

Did Gumbell say "Welcome to the FINAL FOUR!" for the THIRD straight day and correct himself again?

Now THAT's Xavier b-ball, baby!

For what it's worth, I HATE Ohio State, I LOVE this game, OSU got away with a foul underneath, Oden got away with a flagrant foul crosscheck, and that 3 pointer was sick.

WOWii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oden needs to learn how to hit clutch free throws.