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Man, WWE could do wonders with a "Tuesday Night Titans"-esque show to help give their entire roster some much needed fan interest. Greg Valentine comes off as a natural fucking pimp heel. Beefcake is wearing the greatest shirt ever. So many little "details" about each character, the Bulldogs promising to stay in the US if they win the belts, Muraco's hatred of other beach-dwellers, Albano's career, get explained casually. I like with Danny Spivey, who has the charisma of a log, Vince and Alfred just talk to each other and finish his sentences for him.

Also, what shows (PPVs?) generally have the "Pop-Up Video" facts? How frequent are they during matches? What's incredible is that simultaneously you have: ORIGINAL HORSEMEN KILLING SPREE, HART FOUNDATION Vs. STONE COLD, nWo Vs. WCW, and RAVEN Vs. DREAMER In my opinion, the greatest angles of NWA, WWF, WCW, and ECW, respectively. All shown at once. Incredible. Boston (85 show) hits first two matches with "BORING" chants... During Tonga/Goulet, they cut to teenager in the front row, who you can audibly hear/see yelling "Goulet, you faggot!" Yo guys, for Survivor Series 95, look for: UNDERTAKER CHOKESLAMS "SIR" MO. MO NO-SELLS IT (!!!) AND RUNS OUT OF THE RING FULL-SPEED. ALUNDRA BLAYZE PINS FAT BERTHA FAYE. FAYE NO SELLS THE PIN AND RUNS OUT OF THE RING IMMEDIATELY. And out of WWE. The sir Mo thing is incredible. Towards the end of Taker's SS Match, I believe. And holy shit the "Underdog" opener is awesome. Chris Candido gets HIT WITH the Top-Rope Powerbomb. In WWE. Perfectly. Survivor Series '95 is a great, rarely seen PPV. Rene Goulet is the worst wrestler ever.

Halloween Havoc 1991 had a fun main event with Luger/Simmons, 2/3 falls and the emotional quest of Simmons to become the first black World Champion over the pompous Luger. Harley Race's "A negro like you used to carry my bags!" made it the reverse Apollo/Balboa. Sick match. So I ordered WWE 24/7 for the first time today! Love it! 1 question, I don't see GAB 2007? Where is it? Shit, gotta finish this Lanny Poffo/Mike Sharpe showdown before October 10th hits!

Where'd the Win-Loss Thread get moved to?

Skinner!

Yeah, Jeff Hardy has had a great 13 months in the IC division. Other than the Umaga 1st reign to Marella awfulness, the IC division has been rather fun, with some good stuff from Nitro/Jeff, Umaga/Jeff, Shelton/Jeff, and Kennedy/Jeff.

Well anyone with a brain knows Orton and Triple H need to be separated since Raw has exactly 1 main event face.

Is the plan for another Triple H Vs. Orton match at the PPV? Or is Triple H/Umaga scheduled (seemed to be from tonight).

Let's see if Kennedy can add another dubious moment to his 2007 highlight reel...

"hen your referring to stuff from years ago that no one remembers unless you look it up?" Yes, no one remembers Val Venis in the Attitude Era. Or the awesome "Snitsky Punts a Baby" angle. No one at all. We should be ashamed for having a discussion of wrestling on a wrestling message board.

JBL needs to chase this shitty band back across the border.

Shouldn't Regal be the one walking with a cane to sell his Cena beatdown? Did the writers just give forget and give Coach the cane, thinking he was Regal? Why do they care where Hornswaggle is? He was obviously capable of being left alone for 5 minutes, oh, I don't know, the entire year he was under a WWE contract as a wrestler that he was on Smackdown. Is he going to die if he doesn't have supervision?

"....psst, it's a work." No shit, mark. We were debating the storyline character's placement on the card. Now why don't you go post and mark-out for meeting Kurt Angle again?

Why does Coach have a cane?

The (Soccer) Hooligans win!

Why does Rory "seem" to be the leader of the Highlanders, JR? LonDrick were not tag champs "well over a year".

You really want Jericho to face Orton soon? Since Orton is destined to hold the title for many months? Wouldn't that kill Jericho from the start? Likely: Jericho feuds with Carlito upon his return.

Get Umaga away from the heavyweights and put him back in there with Jeff. I can't believe I'm saying this but Orton/HHH has been a rather great feud so far. Delivering the in-ring work, very good booking, and good crowd heat. You know, since Umaga is basically a clown anyway now, his running corner attack should be called "Ass To Mouth". I'd pop for JR's "ASS TO MOUTH! BY GAWD, NO! HE HAS DELIVERED ASS TO MOUTH!"

Randy Orton had damn well better not lose a match (meaning take a pin or submission) until Mania. If they do this "Triple H has won, can he do it again at the PPV!" shit, it'll kill his title momentum, which actually has a chance to develop.

I don't recall Snitsky losing clean to Chavo. But Snitsky has still been higher up the card than Val Venis has ever been, main eventing Survivor Series '04 (with a chance to earn a World Title shot as a favor from Bischoff) and being pushed better during his run. Val was the IC, Euro and Tag Champ, but at times when those titles were worthless, and he his title runs for all three were rather heatless and poorly received.

Umaga has gone from unbeatable super-heel to Meng 1998.

"he should be able to take Snitsky..." Snitsky has beaten Kane clean on PPV. Even at his most over in 1998-99, Val Venis could never do that.

Marketing genius Santino shows the fans how to "make the matches" for Cyber Sunday.

Val Venis looks like shit.

"so used to LMS matches being so underwhelming" You haven't seen the WWE MOTY from the Rumble then.