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91 year old Twins owner: "I'd rather play the Yankees because I know we can beat them." Ha. Hahahahaha. I hate the Yankees but the Twins are playoff jokes.

Eh, personally, I see: Phils win tonite, take 2/3 from Florida. LA wins today, takes 2/3 from San Francisco. So you'd be correct. But that's pretty damn close and to simply announce the Phils aren't making it before the series starts is kinda nuts. Hopefully Phils can win them all and LA drops a game. Who knows, with the way the Phils/Dodgers/Padres have gone super hot and super cold, maybe the Padres might start to suck. Everyone's on the road. Could be a few surprises as teams at home try to end strong for the fans. Well, Florida doesn't have home fans, but ARZ looked good last week, I think, against San Diego?

That's a pretty silly claim when the Phillies just punked the Marlins and the Dodgers have a rivalry series to end the season.

Dallas Police just officially called it an "Accidental Overdose" and closed the case. T.O. is practicing and claims he'll play Sunday. Dallas Police are pissed at T.O. and his publicist for attacking their story. They want an apology, from, quote, "the fancy little football player". T.O reportedly was "sad at his fiance calling off their engagement and not being able to see his son on the boy's 7th birthday". Parcells says we'll see how "the player" is doing Saturday and may play Sunday.

17-11 after a Todd Helton single, 2 outs, Rockies on 1st and 2nd.

I hate you, Colorado Rockies.

You act as if The Giants wouldn't LOVE to keep LA out of the playoffs. BTW, isn't it wonderful that the arm of Jose Mesa is right now affecting thje Phils' playoff dreams...vomit.

Warrior squashing Hunter at WM 12. Perry Saturn's "Moppy" gimmick.

"Giant jobbing to Nash on Nitro in 99." Wasn't even clean.

"What's that move called" I believe you're referring to the "Crash Landing", the suplex powerbomb that EZ Money as "Jason Jett" popularized in WCW before it closed.

Cable & Deadpool #32 is a really good read. I'm glad I gave the book a chance for the past couple months.

Good God thank you Ultey.

Fabio Castro impressing with 3 straight hits allowed.

Chris Coste with a little league slide and only out by 5,000 miles. Edit: ROLLINS with a 2 run triple. That'll end this.

I fell asleep at 8 and just turned on the Phillies game. From Al's last 5 or so posts I should consider myself lucky, I suppose. So far we got a double and a bunt single. The Nats Stadium is basically empty except for the Phillies crowd, which have turned it into a Phils home game.

I've been talking to my best friend from Penn State Law School, who is a huge sports fan, and he says that TO & his publicist's words & attempts to defuse this were basically word-for-word the defense that the druggies and suicide attempters use everyday at his courthouse.

"mah supplements!" are gonna be ESPN's new hot words.

First off, you're completely off-base. "Wishing someone would die" and saying that you don't mind when someone tries to kill themselves are two different things. I don't wish murder or death on Terrell Owens, that would be pretty heartless. But I don't MIND if he's gonna go and take his own life, because if it's gonna happen, then that's his choice and his own. And I don't wish death on Plaxico. He's an awesome receiver that just happens to play for a team I dislike.

Seriously, if someone wants to end his life, especially in a state where it isn't a crime, I'm all for it, especially a nuissance like Owens. It isn't barbaric sports fan ranting, "Die Owens!", it's an opinion. He's proven to be all about attention. So let the guy do it. Just after the October Dallas game.

The best thing the Eagles could no would be to say "NEXT QUESTION" anytime the stupid media asks about T.O. at practice tomorrow. Because T.O. is an absolute pathetic embrassment to the NFL and the last thing they need is to waste time discussing that waste of life. I seriously hope he finishes the job sometime this season, because it's quite obvious that TO won't be happy unless he's in the news and creating more & more drama each time. Then we won't have to hear about him anymore.

Steve Lombardi, wearing baseball facepaint.

LOL @ T.O. thanking his "family" for support.

Um, there's no criminal charges for attempted suicide in Texas, for one, and he didn't break any NFL laws, so please stop pretending you're the comissioner. And wow, Terrell's publicist is the female Drew Rosenhaus. Equally annoying.

"What is the "Ultimates" series about?" Lame-ass Authority/Stormwatch wannabe trying to freshen up the standard boring Avengers team and producing a bunch of spin-off Ultimate series. Sorry some of you disagreed with my stance on Marvel's "classic" heroes, but I just find characters like Iron Man and Captain America to be boring, unfresh, and totally unable to relate to the readers, and see Marvel's secondary heroes (Cage, Cloak, Dagger, Iron Fist, etc.) as interchangeable characters with no real personality. As compared to DC, who has a seemingly endless cast of characters, important and non-important, male/female, etc. who are really likeable, well-written, are portrayed as having "human" problems we can relate to, and are just overall more fun to read. However, and this will make no sense, I read much more Marvel because, despite liking DC's characters better, I still (rightfully) see Marvel as the #1 company and thus the most important overall universe. This week I grabbed: Batman (very good book) Amazing Spider-Man (ok-good book) Ultimate Spider-Man (hit or big miss) X-Men (horrid art, confusing storyline) Cable & Deadpool (somewhat funny but a big step down from Kelly/McGuiness run) Justice League of America (perfect book thus far)

Attention whore/pathological liar Owens is at it again! I predict this to become a South Park episode.