the pinjockey

Chapter 26: Vince is a Genius IV Chapter 27: McMahon's controlling the alliance during the invasion was a good idea, people love McMahons

Well if he is going to use the little bus for his entrance, he has to use "The Wheels on the Bus" for his theme.

Not only a slut, but a slut with Gonorrhea.

Chapter 21 - Stephanie tells us how the American government is similar to the Taliban.

You could play off an episode of Law and Order where Terri tricks Fertig into having sex with her, by saying they are just playing. Then he won't tell anyone, because he wants to feel like a grownup. Unfortunately he becomes sick and has to tell people. Therefore teaching people a valuable lesson about sexual harrassment and STDs.

ECTO COOLER~!

Don't forget Rain Man and Flowers For Algernon. And if we can get some more gold nuggets in this baby I'll move to retire this to Classics. Have we covered every retard movie then? Wait, where's Forest Gump... or The Other Sister... we need a female retard for Fertig to bang Must....resist.....Lita joke.

HHH could come back by having him play retarded to get friendly with Fertig and start putting ideas in his head. Then everyone tries to convince Fertig that HHH isn't his friend, but Fertig cries because HHH is the only one who understands what it is like to be him.

Then Jericho comes out and chuckles in Fertig's direction. JR: Damn that Jericho. No respect for the handicapped. Damn him bah gawd. Austin will teach him some respect.

Eventually, Fertig could end up with a championship match. And everyone in the back wants to be the ones to interfere and help, causing a huge riot. So Fertig gets a microphone and says he doesn't want help, because cheaters never win. Then he proceeds to win the match on his own. Thus teaching everyone a valuable lesson about fair play leading to success.

Well with Tomko, you could have him be such a caring brother that he pays people to lay down for Fertig. This leads to a.) him learning a valuable lesson about trying to help too much and hurting him in the long run and b.) him becoming broke and having to make money in wacky schemes.

And one of those spinning things, with the farm animals. So his promos can consist of: Coach: So Fertig, you have a big match tonight. :Fertig pulls string, lands on cow: Toy: moo Fertig: MOOOOOOOO!! Ahhahaha! It go Moo Cooch.

What if Tomko was rich enough to have a servant. And the servant could set up a playpen with some toys in it outside the ring whenever he wrestles, for Fertig to play in.

I was thinking blue overalls, with a red and white striped shirt, some striped tube socks, old converse, and maybe a baseball cap.

"My Harness Broke" That is the hardest I have laughed in weeks.

If he is going to be childlike, maybe he should try to get the wrestler's autograph, that his brother is wrestling. In the middle of the match, Tomko could be going for his finisher, but Fertig stops him. Then bugs the opponent to sign his little book.

Chapter 17 - Hey Funaki. Um...I am Ultimo Dragon. Huh, you all look the same anyway.

On one of his first appearances have him go under the ring while Tomko wrestles. Then when the match is over have someone ask Fertig what he was doing, with the response of "I made a doodie under der". And at some point, I imagine, they would show skits of Fertig in class with Booker T sitting in the desk next to him.

Maybe he can even come out with a New Year's Baby 1975 sash on.

Wha....what? You mean Mick Foley would write about Vince McMahon being a genius just to toe the company line? But..but...he wouldn't do that. This is all a lie. I don't know what to believe anymore.

I like the idea of Tomko as the business man. But they should make Fertig his friend who was injured in a car accident and is now semi-retarded. Then he can go around saying "Fertig spelled backwards is Gitref" and "Fertig rhymes with Fertig", all while Tomko just looks on and shakes his head.

Now do they get anal about numbers like ROTK will only get credited with what it makes between Dec 17th and Dec 31st, in regards to top movie of 2003 stats. Or is it just top movie released in 2003?

Now that's just not true. No matter how big the book is, there is always room for another Vince McMahon is a Genius chapter. I guess you could just cut Holly and put the Bradshaw stuff in with the Patterson section. Are any of the Vince is a Genius sections going to be written by Mick Foley? Or has he fallen back to reality by now?

You forgot: Chapter 13 - Bradshaw and Bob Holly - Calming influences on the newcomers Chapter 14 - Jim Ross - Are you 6'6", 300 pounds? Championship Hoss material.

If I were mega rich, one of the things I would do is to build a decent sized arena (more like garage but follow me here) and buy a wrestling ring, ramp, and an old Raw titanton set. Then whenever I got bored I would just book an indy show for my own amusement. I wouldn't run a promotion or anything. Just book shows for me and my friends. Then once a year I would book a MEGA show that I would spend like a ton for talent. I would see if I could get Jericho, Benoit, Eddy, Angle for 20 grand a piece on an off day. I would bring in some people from PRIDE and UFC to have some uber-MMA fights. I would go for like a full weekend if necessary and spend up to a mil for talent if need be.