Robert

1. Bret Favre 2. George W. Bsuh 3. Jon Stewart 4. Stuart Scott 5. Cena

*Drinks a bottle of whiskey and pops out a bottle of pain pills* Fuck VX on suicide watch, we haven't had a linebacker as good as Ray Nitschke, and now we have a chance to take own that could be as good. Fuck you Ted Thompson, I've given up on this team. Damn pills and alcohol mix not working, but I do have a gun, and one bullet. Maybe I'll play a little Russian Roulette tonight.

Did anybody hear of Gale Sayers and how he tore teams up in college that were tougher than Fresno St. and Notre Dame? Christ, looking at the schedule for Houston, Bush is gonna get killed. Philedalphia, Colts, Jaguars, and Bills. Each team has hit men on them like Dawkins, Doss/Sanders, Henderson/Stroud/Darius, and the LB's at Buffalo. I almost feel sorry for the kid and the hits he may take.

I don't know, I was expecting for them to talk about all 32 teams possible draft picks, but were stuck with USCPN with them blabbing about Bush and Leinart. I've only seen 10 total minutes of them talking about other other teams.

God, this NFL Draft special is making my head hurt badly. Mel Kiper, Merill Hodge, and Sean Salisbury all on the screen at the same time. I hope that the Texans do not take Bush, just to see Kiper and company come drafy day go insane. They need help at other positions and it's just mind-boggling.

The Packers have 19 million in the cap, why don't we sign one of the last big named defensive players out there? I know guys like Arrington, Woodson, and Law are out there so sign one of them. Even if that fucking asshole Favre comes back, prepare for the third ice age Packer fans. I got to sit through one, so have fun with about six straight losing season's.

Well, the green and gold goggles always looked good on TSM poster's. Even with a pretty decent schedule, I'm not optimistic at all about this season.

"MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH-T" Ah, Christmas. The most peaceful and serene day of the year. Not this time around. The NFL is sending the Dallas Cowboys and receiver Terrell Owens back to Philadelphia for a Christmas Day game in 2006. It's a smart move, since it ensures that there will be interest in the game, even if neither team is on the right side of .500 come late December. And we're now officially dreaming of a white Christmas in 2006, for entirely different reasons than we usually do. The combination of Philly fans and T.O. and well-packed snowballs could make for a spectacle far more intriguing than the Super Bowl. Source: Pro Football Talk

Maybe he got suspended for call somebody higher up fat and should get on the treadmill? I could see him saying that to Stephanie McMahon not knowing she's pregnant with the Demon Fetus.

I like his comments because most of them are true about Favre. But coming from Chumura, it just seems like a bitter old man.

Lemme see, Mark Chumura is a fucking pedophile who only got off because of being an athlete. Let's see if I had a wife and kids, and I knew a guy who was put on trial for rape, I'd wash my hands of him to. I saw the sorta crap that Chumura pulled whenever he stepped into Milwuakee. Hitting on girls younger that him (about 17 was the common age) and pretty much getting wasted and causing some shit. Sad thing was, they let him and then most of the cops paid 10 bucks for his autograph. I'm glad that the Packers cut ties with the fucking asshole.

I didn't see Raw, can anybody give a recap of anything stupid that happened?

Robot Chicken: Season 1 King Kong

As for the Favre thing, when I hear it from a legit source, I'll believe it. For a guy dealing with QB's who are debating retirement (Starr, Dickey, Favre) I'll what for a real source and them being 100%. Let's see, Keshawn is visiting the Panthers, and would be a good fit for a big possession receiver to take the pressure off Steve Smith. Maybe look at adding some players to up the defense, and they could be back in business.

Holy shit, it's the axis of evil! Damn, Carlito has turned into a guilty pleasure for me.

Been on a revenge film binge and hit Best Buy today: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (Excellent British gangster film) Sin City: Uncut and Extended Edition A History of Violence Get Carter (the original)

Holy oh my god, he is urinating beer! He is blessed by Jesus or something like that. Even through Vince McMahon should've have said "drugs are bad m'kay" and to show an example: "Heres all the scar tissue on my ass from the roids." Yuck, just a dumb segment with a predictable ending.

Lord almighty, my knowledge of drugs have went down while watching this segment.

Javon Walker is as bad as this comes off as, is a dime-a-dozen wide receiver. He really doesn't have any sort of ability that sticks out. He isn't like a Randy Moss or a TO where they are very fast for being the size of a tight end. He really isn't much of a burner like Steve Smith who is probably one of the fastest WR's out there. He really isn't an all purpose player like Hines Ward (blocking, running, catching, and passing) or Marvin Harrison where he somehow gets open even with a double team. He really doesn't stick out as a top tier receiver in the league. Since his contract ends after the 2006-2007 season, let him threaten retirement or retire. He suffured a major injury and he was 27 in 2005, and turns 28 on October 14th. He would have been gone most of 2005-2006 season, and 2006-2007, and who would throw big money at a guy who's been gone for the game for nearly two years, and had a major injury. Not a good investment at all considering some of the issues that he has. He had that nasty hold-out, and also got into a fight with a fellow teamate at training camp. He could get a decent salary because he was a "Pro Bowler" which really isn't such a big thing anymore. Really, we could trade him for either a 1st rounder next year, or a high second rounder this year. We could also use him to get a player for a need positon. Overall, Driver had a good year last year and were planing on keeping Gardner next year. Hopefully we can cut Turd Ferguson after the year.

POSTED 5:15 p.m. EST, March 9, 2006 VIKES DONE WITH DAUNTE Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com reports that the Minnesota Vikings have stepped up their efforts to trade quarterback Daunte Culpepper in the wake of his recent e-mail to the media requesting that the team cut him if it can't trade him. Writes Glazer: "Culpepper has infuriated people inside the Vikings organization by making his gripes public and refusing to mesh with new coach Brad Childress." The tipping point for the team was Culpepper's e-mail from Wednesday. If they can't trade him before a $6 million roster bonus comes due later this month, the team plans to ask him to defer the bonus so that efforts to strike a deal can continue. As we reported on Wednesday, cutting or trading Culpepper will create an additional $2.3 million in net cap space, pushing the team's available cap room well over $30 million. Culpepper was the team's first-round draft pick 1999, selected with a choice obtained from the Redskins as part of the Brad Johnson trade. As a rookie, Culpepper was No. 3 on the chart behind Randall Cunningham and Jeff George, and Culpepper took over the starting job in 2000 after Dan Marino rebuffed coach Dennis Green's overtures. As a first-year starter, Culpepper surprisingly led the team to the NFC title game, where they lost to the Giants, 41-0. The wheels came off of the franchise after that, with the retirement of running back Robert Smith and the death of right tackle Korey Stringer. The Vikings returned to the postseason four long years later, after Culpepper authored a campaign for which, but for Peyton Manning's unprecedented exploits, Culpepper would have won the MVP award. A year ago, the Vikings opted to trade receiver Randy Moss so that Culpepper efforts to lead the team would no longer be diluted. It initially seemed like a good move. But then at some point in the past twelve months Culpepper decided to become a bigger turd than Moss ever was. Now, Culpepper recovers from a serious knee injury with no agent and no team. He has a grossly overestimated assessment of his own value, and there's no way that anyone is going to give him a significant payday until he can show that he is of sound body. And, more importantly, of sound mind. Source: Pro Football Talk

Holy Shit! Stephen Colbert is narrating some videos. It makes all of Stewart's bad jokes worth it.

I'd mouth mother-fucker when the camera pans onto me. If it's Sean Penn, I'd probably strangle him like what everybody else would do. It depends on who wins though, if it's a guy I like I'd probably shake his hand if I got the chance. Then the whole have sex with Scarlett, so that I don't go on a drunken bender.

This just in, the NFL and NFLPA talks of an extension of a salary cap have broken down. The owners and the players who represent the team could not come to an agreement. From what I'm hearing is that it is over revenue sharing, and the collective bargining agreement which is due to expire. The deadline was tomorrow at 4, and the owners will have a meeting in New York to figure it out. The players want a good amount of the revenue. We will have a cap for 2006, but if there is no deal, no 2007 cap. Teams like the Washington Redskins, Minnesota Vikings, and the Green Bay Packers which have near 20 million or more in the cap could strike hard and fast. No possible delay in free agency, and football could become baseball in 2007. For teams that don't have one real owner (Packers) this could mean that the team could be sold. Very interesting stuff, alot of stuff I really don't understand, so the the stuff that I know.

Watching the Bloodsport DVD, and they were talking about Dreamer's back in the Dream/Anderson I Quit Match. Did he really mess his back up, or was that kayfabe?

I've started to actually talked about The Office at work, and I'm starting to miss it. In my latest Entertainment Weekly which had Carell on the cover, and nice article on the show. The first episode when the show comes back is that Dwight has to make a pretty big speech, and Michael is his coach. Some cool photos too, and the chick who plays Pam is cute in that "good looking co-worker who'd you would never hit unless your both drunk" kinda way. When does Season 2 come out on DVD?