Vyce

You know, I really dislike Jake Gyllenhall, but those pics are fucking tremendous. It almost makes me like him. But not enough to watch him and his gay cowboy antics.

I scoff at Y2Jerk. Do you know how long I've been waiting for Superboy to be put out on DVD? Since before DVD even existed, son. That's how fucking long.

The weird thing is, I find the midget chick kind of cute.

Oh, has Melissa cheated?

That's my answer. Well, not necessarily with Scarlet, but if I'm losing, someone's going to get fucked for that. And I mean literally.

What the.....what XM channel is he on, and at what time?! Has Johnny Devine been used much lately? I don't recall seeing him. Have they been keeping him off TV until this has been resolved?

Leena seems like the type of woman who one day would decide to crush you. Not physically, though I understand she's very tall and thus 'Amazonian', but psychologically. She would savage you, breaking your little heart in two, leaving you lying in a pile of your own lost hopes and shattered dreams, with tears streaming down your dirt-smudged face, just bruised and broken, knowing that you've been manipulated and then tossed away like so much refuse. And she will delight in your torment, your suffering. Because she is like the Black Goddess, the Dark Mother, Kali. THAT is the appeal of Leena. Her beauty, and her fury, which is married with our own wish to be part of her cycle of destruction, to fulfill our own deep, secret desires of self-annihilation. Thus, we are drawn to her. Like moths. That's what we are. Moths to her eternal flame.

I've said before that I'm leaning towards him being real. But, that's not a good thing.

If it isn't, there's more than one hole, my friend.

That's nothing. Delete an entire message board over her, and then we'll talk.

If you believe Meltz, though, the main reason why they're pissed with Aries' internet message was not that he, well, posted it on the internet, but that he was giving inaccurate info (i.e. lying).

I was going to make a snide remark about how if he wanted to look hardcore, at least have the cig in your mouth lit, but then I stopped and realized I think I have pics on my hard drive of me in a similar pose, with an unlit Marlboro dangling from my maw, and I was silenced.

Coldplay is dull and derivative. They don't outright suck enough yet to be completely terrible, but one more Coldplay-by-numbers album will do the trick James Blunt is horrible. I won't deny that Coldplay is derivative, but so is pretty much everything that is mainstream these days. They're not my favorites, but I still find their music entertaining. I happen to think that they could possibly have a long musical career, though, I discussed that in that thread we had recently on the subject of longetivity.

What brand?

Only on the internet could such a question be asked in polite conversation.

If Hostel got her hot and bothered for you, please pass along her number to me.

In CJ's defense, on an internet message board such as this one, having an extensive knowledge of pornography actually does make him a little better than most of the posters. At leat he brings something useful to the table.

Her post makes my eyes bleed. She's very childish, and for the most part her opinions suck. Plus she likes Randy Orton. Only that last one is something that we should really hold against her.

Very gay.

Don't act as if Warrior v. Goldberg wouldn't pop a buyrate. The sheer trainwreck of it would bring in the $$$. I would have to break my "I don't pay for PPVs except on DVD" rule just for the pure morbidity of seeing that match live.

You gave Serenity ZERO out of 10 stars? I......think I just had a romantic feeling for you.

This is just more source material for my upcoming thesis, "Black people like really, really, REALLY shitty comedy films." It's perplexing, too, given how many fine black comedians there are.

Neither Coldplay nor Keane is terrible. You just have to have a taste for that type of Euro emo-rock. Although I will grant you that Chris Martin can be pretty fucking annoying.

He's usually logged on, but only around certain hours each day. The mythical Crucifixio Jones can only be seen on the third Sunday of each month, from sundown to midnight! For him to acknowledge you, you must take five steps forward and thrice say the magic word, rumored to be "verisimilitude." This is the best time for you to capture him, for if you can, he will grant you three magic wishes. I was able to find a picture of him:

Damn, does your friend suffer from that werewolf people's disease? This thread is all kinds of ridiculous BTW.