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I thought Grace was only rumored to be Venom, but will really play Chameleon.....or maybe it was that he was rumored to be Chameleon but was really Venom.

It is what it is. I don't have anything else substantive except that by tommorow we should know more and that it's a "major shakeup". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're a tease, Slapnuts.

No, NO. No end to the brand split. You think WWE TV is bad NOW, wait till the split ends. Just HHH or HBK or Taker or JBL EVERYWHERE.

Here's an idea, and hear me out on this one: how about Edge as World champ? Storyline-wise, it makes sense. They've already established that he has no love for RAW, and vice versa. He could use Batista's injury as the opportunity to cash in his "money in the bank" title shot, and automatically be the number one contender for the vacant title. Teddy Long sets up a match to determine who the new champion will be.....let's say Eddy vs. Edge. Or, if they want to get more guys into the title scene, say Edge, Eddie, JBL and Rey Rey in a four-way for the belt, with Edge winning the gold thanks to interference from Lita. They could then move on to have Edge feud with Eddie, or Rey, etc. If it's one thing Smackdown needs, it's main even heels. Outside of JBL and Orton, they pretty much don't have any, and this could automatically catapult Edge into that spot.

The only way I'd be down with Rey / Eddie again is if Eddie DEFINITIVELY beat Rey for the belt. I'm not talking about that cheesy cage match he won to anticlimactically win the last feud. I want to see Eddy just go crazy batshit heel on Rey and leave him bloody and senseless, like he did after the Rey / Chavo streetfight where Eddy turned full heel earlier this year. Otherwise, this is just yet ANOTHER retread of Rey beats Eddie, part 395,694. I can totally see them put the belt back on JBL. You know what? As much as people here will shit on it, I wouldn't even mind that. I've grown to dig JBL as a top heel. But he is really fresh out of feuds, except for maybe JBL vs. Benoit. They could continue with JBL vs. Rey, I guess, or do JBL / Eddie part 2. I actually have to believe JBL is a front runner for the belt, now. It's too soon for Orton, I think, especially since Taker will HAVE to get his job back.

I want to dispute that Candyman isn't a good film, because I believe it is. It's an absolutely solid film. It's the sequels that aren't worth shit. Although Candyman 2 has Kelly Rowan in a shower scene, I think. Rowr.

Yes, because I'd want to live in a country that has strict quotas on how many people can belong to what religion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would have thought you'd be for that, at least given your own feelings on Christianity.

I really like the Eddy as champ idea. Strip Batista of the title, set up a tournament or a battle royale or something in which Eddie wins the belt and dedicates it to his buddy, Batista, claiming that as soon as he gets well, Batista will get an automatic title shot. Then once Batista comes back, turn Eddie heel and have him refuse to give Batista the shot, which sets up a REAL Eddie vs. Batista program culminating in a match for the belt at Mania. It would mean pushing back the Orton push (unless they want to go with Eddie vs. Orton while Batista is injured), but so what. Eddie vs. Batista will be better than Orton vs. Batista anyway.

Not to nitpick, but if this report is true, the booking team needs a smack, again. I'm sorry, even if they are on "Team RAW" together, Kane shouldn't be out there helping Edge.

I'd like for that to be the subheading of the folder.

I think it was more along the lines of the movie "Jarhead", which is basically hippie war-is-bad coupled with "but our soldier boys really are American heros, I guess". I'm more excited, frankly, for a Blade TV show. When is this going to happen? I know Spike TV wanted to do something with the franchise.

Something along the lines of how people think TO is this horrible guy, while Ray gets praised now, despite being a murderer. And I hate to say that I agree with him. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ALLEGED murderer. There's a hierarchy, though. Murderers are preferable to whiny, immature, greedy, emotionally disturbed assholes like TO. I mean, MAYBE Ray killed a guy, but he's not a locker room cancer or anything. Shouldn't we give him some credit for that?

This was a pretty damn solid show. Maybe that does make it a BIZARRRRO RAW in this day and age.

Would Diesel technically count? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was about to say that Batista's is about as long. I'm ready for both guys to lose the title. Maybe Cena a bit more.

Excellent officiating by Daivari.

True story: shave off Daivari's facial hair, and he's a dead ringer for the brother of this guy I know. Just thought I'd share that with all of you.

I actually miss Hassan. Best theme music ever.

Goddamn, I almost shit myself just then.

Ha! That actually made me laugh.

Masters got a haircut.

That's a pretty damn solid Taker video. Although it'd have been even better if instead of that particular Bible verse, they had that one Johnny Cash song playing where at the end he quotes Revelations.

Is that a shoot? Did his wife really leave him? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes she really did. I forget about when though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps because he said he wanted to rape Sharmell.

Is that a shoot? Did his wife really leave him?

and no Hunter in sight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This the best contribution to this thread thus far.

I'd love for the WWE to sign Abbott. How bad could it be? He's no worse a worker than Tomko. Really, though, I'd like to see them hire Jerry Flynn. Yes. You know you want that too.