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Maybe you could argue Teddy is just playing mind games with Heyman. But yeah, that's dumb. Cool they're getting over the SSP as so deadly. Holly feuding with Bradshaw is gay.

Smackdown spoilers from Boston by John Orquiola Smackdown results from Fleetcenter in Boston, 10/5/04: Dark match: Shannon Moore pinned Akio with a somersault neckbreaker. Velocity: Luther Reigns defeated Matt Vega. Torrie Wilson, raiding Sable's old closet and wearing a black vinyl outfit, was Velocity's ring announcer. Rob Van Dam defeated Doug Basham with the Five Star Frog Splash. The Dudleys (with Spike) defeated Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli. Stamboli was pinned with the 3D. Smackdown: Hometown boy John Cena comes home with the US Title. His promo is interrupted by the debut of Carlito Caribbean Cool. Carlito challenges Cena for the title, DDT's him on the belt, and spits an apple in his face. Rey Mysterio (with Rob Van Dam) pins Kenzo Suzuki (with Rene Dupree) with a rollup. John Bradshaw Layfield is interviewed by Josh Matthews backstage. We learn that JBL faces Hardcore Holly next. Theodore R. Long comes out before the live crowd to announce that John Cena will defend the US Title against Carlito Caribbean Cool tonight. Hardcore Holly defeats JBL by countout. Orlando Jordan returns and distracts Holly, allowing JBL to crawl to the back and escape. JBL was still nursing the gash on his forehead from No Mercy and it opened up and started bleeding early in the match. Theodore R. Long confronts Paul Heyman backstage and informs him that though the paramedics used the jaws of life to open up the hearse Sunday night, the Undertaker was not inside. Heyman announces that Heidenreich will read a poem in the ring tonight. Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns converse backstage. Angle plans to be in Jindrak's corner as he faces The Big Show next. The Big Show pinned Mark Jindrak with a chokeslam. Angle did commentary. Luther Reigns tried to get involved and was stopped by Eddie Guerrero. Eddie and Show cleaned house after the match. Josh Mathews interviews Carlito Caribbean Cool backstage. Carlito informs Mathews he isn't cool. Billy Kidman wrestled Charlie Haas (with Miss Jackie, soon to be Mrs. Haas.) Kidman was about to do the Shooting Star to Haas when Jackie entered the ring and covered Haas's body with her's. She tried to slap Kidman, who retaliated with a BK Bomb. Kidman mounted the top rope for the Shooting Star but decided not to do it. Kidman leaves while Rico and paramedics run in to help Jackie. Orlando Jordan, running errands for JBL, runs into Booker T backstage. Booker angrily rebukes Jordan's overtures of friendships and busts out his catchphrase "Now can you dig that... sucka!" A babyface turn seems imminent. Heidenreich (with Paul Heyman) tries to read a poem to the crowd. Tremendous heat for Heidenreich, who is unable to finish the poem despite three tries because of the crowd booing. Heidenreich jumps the railing and attacks a fan/indy wrestler plant at ringside. Theodore R. Long announces that next week from Manchester, England, Smackdown's main event will be JBL defending the WWE Title against Hardcore Holly in a hardcore match. In the main event, Carlito Caribbean Cool pinned John Cena to become the new United States Champion. Cena dominated the match. Carlito brought a chair into the ring, which Cena took. As the referee tried to get Cena to release the chair, Carlito took Cena's chain, rolled it up in his fist, and knocked him out with it. No after show events. Cena is helped to the back, selling the chain shot. The crowd is shocked their hometown boy lost the title to Carlito. If RAW is Jericho, then now Smackdown is Cool. Very good show to see live because of the main event and angle surrounding it. Cena was the most over the entire show. RVD was second in crowd reaction. Heidenreich got the most heel heat of anyone. Kidman was second for not doing the shooting star, which was odd since choosing not to use his finish on a woman got him more heat. Undertaker chant broke out after the Heidenreich segment, but he was a no-show.

I actually liked the WM12 six man tag. Anyways, Steve Austin: (top 2 are close) 1. vs. Bret Hart (WM13) 2. vs. The Rock (WM17) 3. vs. Shawn Michaels (WM14) 4. vs. The Rock (WM 15) 5. vs. The Rock (WM 19) 6. vs. Scott Hall (WM 18) 7. vs. Savio Vega (WM 12) Next up... Roddy Piper

Ted Debiase 1. vs. Randy Savage (WM4) 2. vs. Jake Roberts (WM6) 3. vs. Virgil (WM7) 4. w/IRS vs. Hogan and Beefcake (WM9) 5. vs. Beefcake (WM5) 6. w/IRS vs. Natural Disasters (WM8) Next up... Owen Hart

I think it's safe to say Cheney is at his best when he's on the offensive... Wow.

Hey! He has a southern accent and a smile!

Quick! To factcheck.com!

Also, let's be honest that foreign policy is not Edwards' strength...when they get to domestic issues he'll do a lot better...at least I hope.

Edwards really has no excuse for getting owned this bad. Cheney is on, yes, but Edwards isn't doing to well, IMO.

I have to say that Cheney is winning this so far.

I saw a post on CZWfans that said this show was done in November. Anyone else hear this? (Sorry if someone already posted about it and I'm way late on this.)

Ahhh, so Billy Gunn is in rehab. You know, with Angle/Taker scheduled for WM, either Angle's streak of losing the main Smackdown match at WM is going to have to end, or Taker's WM streak. I guess Angle is losing again this year!

Did Keith credit the Observer for every fucking piece of info in that book? That's the only way he'd know ANYTHING.

Website? Anywhere to buy their tapes?

Is AWS any good?

So Rhyno is a heel again?

Yeah, well, I am control, no way you can play me. Look over your shoulder, ready to run, like a Cleveland bitch or a smoking gun? I am the game, and I made the rules so move on out or you can die like a fool.

I think some roast beef curtains are just what this show needs...

What the fuck ever happened to Albert AKA A-Train anyways? He's he injured or something?

Maybe he thinks it'll confuse the bookers for a second so they actually give him a push before realizing he's Chuck fucking Palumbo.

Good promo, I agree. Simple, intense...see, why can't the WWE do more of that than stupid retarded silly b-move entertainment bullshit?

Maybe he's going to tweener it up for a few months.

My friend is the guy who double takes while eating the chicken wing. He works for the WWE production team.

Our next horrible gimmick that's so bad it's kind of funny of the night.

I've been watching off and on, but has MSG been shitting on everything tonight? Just seems dead quiet everytime I'm watching.