JoeDirt

Man, RAW is so fucking horrible right now.

Off topic, that avatar, and I'm seeing that right, is that AJ Styles doing what appears to be some Sunset-flip piledriver? It's Petey Williams' Canadian Destroyer, man!

But what happened on Smackdown other than Torrie being dressed like a dirty whore? DAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW~!~!~!~!

Now we just need some amnesia, a coma, an evil twin and a few midgets, and this will be the greatest storyline in WWE history.

Kane just found out Lita has a penis.

It was dumb to have them split from Trish. She could have added to the heel stable.

Cool lionsault spot, but this match is just there.

Well, Gangrel and Vis showed up on Smackdown... Hopefully we see the return of Beaver Cleavage (who holds a win over Christian) tonight!

Actually when he's just walking around backstage, he dressed like he did when he was in the Brood.

From Keller's report at the Torch: "If Eugene were smarter, he would have taken up Bischoff on the free ice cream, then hit him." Ahhh, Wade Keller. You're just plain brilliant.

Now Tomko can! Yay!

He could probably be a great heel manager too.

Ehhh..what? He was referring to the Unprettier he hit on him last week... "damn unpretty" is a line from a TLC song. Obviously you don't know your 90s R&B groups. If they tell Jericho to don't go chasing waterfalls, then I'll believe you.

Christian should tell JR and King that he's going to do a runin, like back in the day.

They should have this be a running gimmick for Gene. Next he can "accidentally" give Mae Young a heart attack and cause her to "die".

"Coathanger" Gene Snitsky.

Hey, I'd expect you to feel sorry for the man, since he might lose the baby of the woman he impregnated when he raped her and then married after winning a match against her ex-boyfriend who once hated her but was on the verge of getting back together with her. Come on now...what kind of a monster are you???

I can't believe Kane is feuding with Gene Snitsky. Who the fuck is this guy?

This is the kind of acting Kane's gonna need for a classic such as Eye Scream Man.

That (plant) mother's look of shock was pretty funny.

Maybe they should have more than three teams.

Lay it down to the MC Hammer beat, yo.

Go Baby Killer go!!!

Vince gives Randy a look as if he wants to meet him at the hotel later tonight.

Rob Feinstein is wrestling? Vince really IS fucking sick.