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Dawn's pants ripped! Ha!

It was like a big lift so Angle can speak while elevated on his wheelchair. Angle calls out Torrie. If Dawn beats Torrie, Torrie is fired. COME ON, DAWN!!!!

Angle out to waste time.

The Dudleys = losers. The DUDLEY = WINNER!

Double 619! 5-Star to D-Von wins it in 16 minutes. Pretty good opener, nothing great but nothing bad. **1/2

Wow the webcast must be behind.

Ref misses the tag to RVD, Rey gets beat down more. D-Von should form a tag team with Mr. Hughes.

Looks like this match might get 15-20. And I don't blame them.

Tag to Rey, usual stuff. D-Von fights back with a sleeper and a spinning elbow. Bubbb in now, working over Rey. Nothing special yet, but nothing bad either.

Webcast.

Rey still hasn't been in the match. Duds working over RVD.

RVD and Rey both hit dives to the floor.

I'll try and give my star ratings and match times after the matches are done. Apparently the crowd is "absolutely electric".

I actually like the big set a lot. It's kind of sickening how they keep harping on how it's sold out and how they outdrew the Lakers, blah blah blah. Please. This first match had better be good.

Apparently it's "packed to the rafters" and completely sold out. Yeah... Rey/RVD vs. Dudz to start.

Hey, at least the video package crew rocks. They always make shit look somewhat decent.

It's almost showtime! Feel the excitement!

You've seen that? Hmm... You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake. So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks. I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD... Wow. That's pretty fucking funny right there.

You've seen that? Hmm... Who is Jindrak facing? I can't watch Heat.

And if Luger comes back, he's bringing Sting with him! Who'd ever think I'd _WANT_ those two back on television to make a show BETTER.

On the webcast they're previewing Dupree/Cena. Lame gimmick aside, I still like Dupree. Now whether he can wrestle a good match is another question.

Are they in the Staples Center? How many people can fit in there?

Pay no attention to all those empty seats, folks...it's just the late-arriving LA crowd...yes, that's it...

Oh God. They're going over the Chavo/Jackie feud.

June