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I'm watching the webcast preview no. NO! NOT EDDIE'S MOM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

Well, you save $20 from the regular order. And if you have high speed, the connection is usually pretty good.

Yeah, that's what Meltzer said. It's gonna be Booker Shango. *SIGH* I hope this PPV gives me my $6 worth...it's going to be close, though.

Wow, Cole's pouring on the shit tonight, huh?

Yes! The more people that can crack jokes with me, the better.

Just him yelling a bunch?

Come on, I need someone watching it besides me!!! So who'll get the blame for the horrible numbers this PPV does? Or do they just not care?

I will try to update often tonight and make plenty of entertaining insults for those of you following along on the thread. I wonder how many people are actually going to be in attendance for this thing?

Wow, I'm not watching Heat and already this is really funny. The good news about tonight's show: No Hogan vs. Piper. And speaking of...is there ANY chance this show will be better than JD 2003? Because that show sucked ass too.

Jindrak vs. who? Man, I can't wait for that Torrie vs. Dawn match later tonight. So much heat in that feud...and if they win, maybe they can challenge for the CW title next!

How can Cole say that without Tazz or him laughing their asses off?

Hey, give me a break, bitch. My dorm room is absolutely empty since I'm leaving Tuesday morning and I have nothing else to do. Why the hell not drink and watch the show? Anything break **? Probably Dudz vs. Rey/RVD will. JBL/Eddy I'm hoping will get to **1/2. After that, I fully expect everything to suck ass. And I don't even get to watch Heat, because I don't have a TV in my room anymore! That's probably where the best match of the night will be!

Update! I found some friends willing to split the $18 webcast with me, so I will actually be watching the show tonight. It will involve lots of drinking and insulting how horrible Smackdown is right now, and I know $6 is too much to pay for this thing, but what the hell, it'll be fun. The thing I can't believe is that people thought Vengeance was going to suck last year when it had Guerrero vs. Benoit, Rey/Kidman vs. WGTT, Cena vs. Taker, and Angle vs. Show vs. Lesnar. Do you know how good that show looks compared with this shitfest?

The WWE changed their webcast system - it's now at www.wwe.com/ppv - and even if you were registered at shopzone, you have to register again, here. Also, it says this: "The viewing of Pay-Per-View video is tied to your unique registration (e-mail address and password) and is not tied to a specific computer. You must, however, watch the entire "live" event from the same computer." Does that mean no more "pooling together" to watch a PPV?

Is ANYONE here actually going to watch JD tonight? Is anyone excited about the show?

Yeah...when Cide's getting the title shot in a week. I understand that.... I just didn't get why they bring back a big name (in the indy scene) just to job him to a guy that doesn't really need it. Oh well... Anyone know what's planned (if anything) for Spanky at the Dayton show? I don't think they've announced Spanky for the 6/12 show. If he's on it, no doubt that he could use a big singles win.

Another post off the board: "WOW, I felt like I was 10 years old again when Ricky The Dragon Steamboat corssbody blocked Punk from the top rope. I am 26 and have never reacted to anything the way I did when The Dragon went to the tope rope. Thank you Gabe Samoa Joe must have knocked Ricky Reyes(The newest Rottweiler) out with the slap Reyes ran into. Good tight match between them but Joe sold a little too much for him. John Walters gets a win, yaaaaa, its only over one of the Special K kids. Poor psychology in this as Trent Acid had Izzy up on his shoulders, Walters jumped up and gave Izzy the lung blower, wouldnt you know Izzy was basically no selling it 30 seconds later to hit a high spot? Walters deserves better, he pinned Izzy big freakin deal, he should have pinned Acid or even Strong. Good match non the less, great hometown reaction. Hydro I think broke Masada's neck. P.S. Hydro, Lowki called he wants that corner suplex back. Masada nees to buy some boots, the sneakers suck in the ring. Trent Acid is awesome, but he looked totally bored tonight. There should have been more of a match with him and Walters. Samoa Joe & Homicide are going to kill each other. Spanky took a beating tonight in a decent match. Homicide was on and hit the ace crusher from the top on Spanky for the win. Spanky needs to hit the gym. The throw away 8 man stunk the palce up. Nothing good there, Loc looks like he is on the gas. The Round Robin was ok, the last match, Briscoes v. SCS was really good and had a bunch of holy shit moments. Thats all I will post more thoughts tomorrow, I am still getting chills from the Ricky Steamboat confrontation, it was amazing."

Others on the board say Spanky/Cide was ***-***1/2, but with an awesome crowd atmosphere for the match. I think Joe will retain, but it's probably the best chance of him losing the title since he's had the belt.

Yeah...when Cide's getting the title shot in a week.

No doubt. I REALLY am looking forward to this one. Anything else announced for the show? EDIT: Nevermind...women's tournament.

Kinda funny for Punk and Whitmer (and Joe) to team up with the whole ROH storylines going on.

June 13: Bad Blood - RAW June 27: The Great American Bash - SD July 11: Vengeance - RAW? Aug. 15: Summerslam - Both Sept. 12: Unforgiven - SD? Oct. 3: No Mercy - RAW Oct. 19: RAW PPV Nov. 14: Survivor Series - Both Dec. 12: Armageddon - SD? -Man, if that's true, all the PPV's are gonna be switched around this year. Weird.

You KNOW Russo and a pastor is going to be a SWERVE~! Somehow I think that when Russo dies, God's going to make him win a "Salvation on a Pole" match before getting into heaven.

Well, they want Fertig to be the next Kane for the Undertaker to beat up, so what better way to start than by no-selling? I guess the reason they're going back to the more "cartoonish" gimmicks and shit is to get younger viewers again? So Vengeance in July will be RAW, Unforgiven in September Smackdown, and both in October will be RAW PPVs? Stupid.

From the live report at the ROH boards: The Prophecy of Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer defeated The Second City Saints of Colt Cabana and CM Punk in the first match of the Round Robin Challenge III when Whitmer pinned Cabana following an Exploder Suplex in a ** brawl. Before the match Ricky Steamboat was attacked. The Prophecy are the NEW ROH Tag Team Champions. The RRCIII Score is: CM Punk and Colt Cabana: 0-1 Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer: 1-0 Jay and Mark Briscoe: 0-0 -Alex Shelly defeated Matt Stryker in the first match of the Best Of 3 Series in a pure wrestling clinic rating *** 1/2. Attendence is estimated at 500 people. -The Carnage Crew of Loc and Devito and The Ring Crew Express, Dunn and Marcos defeated the Embassy of Prince Nana, Josh Daniels and The Outkast Killahs, Diablo Santiago and Oman Tortuga getting **. -Ricky Reyes turned off the lights in Minnesota. He is the mystery man and the Havana Pitbulls are the newest Rottweilers. -Samoa Joe defeated Ricky Reyes with the Island Driver in what is reported to be **** and stiffer than Low Ki VS Samoa Joe from Glory By Honor. -The Briscoe Brothers defeated the Prophecy of Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer in the second match of the Round Robin Challenge III when Mark Briscoe pinned Dan Maff with a cradle in a *** match. The Briscoe Brothers are the NEW ROH Tag Team Champions. The RRCIII Score is: CM Punk and Colt Cabana: 0-1 Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer: 1-1 Jay and Mark Briscoe: 1-0 *Intermission Time* -Josh Daniels defeated Dixie with a Fisherman's Buster in a match getting * 1/2. -John Walters won the Six Man Mayhem Match by pinning Izzy following a Top Rope Hurricane DDT in what is said to be simply awesome and the best Six Man Mayhem yet, ****. -Spanky VS Homicide is up and Spanky just hit Sliced Bread #2 on the floor... -Homicide defeated Spanky via a Lariat in a **** 1/2 match! -Following the match Homicide destroys Samoa Joe with a couple of piledrivers and several boots. -The Second City Saints of CM Punk and Colt Cabana defeated Jay and Mark Briscoe when Cabana pinned Mark Briscoe after a Frog Splash *** 1/2. The Second City Saints are the NEW ROH Tag Team Champions. After the match Ricky Steamboat returned and attacked CM Punk. The Final RRCIII Score is: CM Punk and Colt Cabana: 1-1 Dan Maff and BJ Whitmer: 1-1 Jay and Mark Briscoe: 1-1 The Round Robin Challenge III Ends In A Three-Way Tie. *The Final Verdict: Fucking Awesome Show*