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Funny: Will Ferrell, Jon Stewart, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Jim Norton, Nick DaPaolo, Topher Grace, Conan (though he's starting to wear thin.), Amy Poehler. Not funny: Leno, Nathan Lane, George Lopez, Ray Romano, Ashton Kutcher.

Well obviously they'd have to build it up well. But the point is that it doesn't matter how great or how shitty the match would be, people would buy it based on the people involved and not the star rating.

I liked Edge's confrontation with Orton last night. But they definitely need another good heel on RAW, whether it's Edge or HBK or whoever.

You have to keep in mind that your average mark buys a PPV for who is wrestling...they're not going to say "well, the workrate for this match will probably be subpar." Marks would eat up Austin vs. Goldberg, even if the match sucked ass.

Anyways... It would be interesting to see who Turner got to be a part of it. I'm guessing Hogan, Nash, Hall, Goldberg, Austin as the top stars, which could be a problem because of age and injuries. Who knows who else could fill up a roster.

Wow... That's awesome.

Summerslam was the best PPV. Fully Loaded and No Mercy were also pretty good. St. Valentine's Day was decent too. And that's about it.

They should have put Storm on RAW. Surprised Benjamin is on heat, too, and wasn't even mentioned the whole show.

Okay, that's pretty damn funny.

2 women's matches in one night?

Hans Moleman: "Ow, my groin."

I don't remember Kendrick using a Elbow... Michael Shane uses his gay version of Sweet Chin Music in TNA, so he doesn't finish with an elbow either. I was just going by the few matches I've seen of Shane's where he did that diving elbow. It used to be one of his finishers, he called it the Picture Perfect Elbow Drop.

Edge is weird. He comes out looking like a normal guy in jeans and a tanktop, and then in matches he still wears that god awful coat thing and his sunglasses.

Tajiri beat clean by Cade? He might as well just fall into a pool of cancer, he's done.

Cade is a goofy motherfucker.

Can I be the first to predict that Benoit loses the title in 2 weeks?

Todd Grisham.

Johnny Nitro with the palm pilot...awesome.

he and Xtain could team and use the "Problem Solver" Flapjack DDT. Nah... because you can't do a reverse DDT out of that... Reverse DDT? You mean an Unprettier?

I believe Bane is Mordecai Fertig/Seven is Mordechai. Bane is Tomko.

Tyson Tomko? What's wrong with Travis? Benoit!

Funny Burger King ad. I like the idea of X with a bodyguard.

Just to clarify, that guy was Tomko/Bane from OVW. Eugene: Dinsmore Mordecai: Fertig/Seven

Tomko!!!!

Good match so far, as usual from these guys. Nice butterfly superplex for 2.