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Hans Moleman: "Ow, my groin."

I don't remember Kendrick using a Elbow... Michael Shane uses his gay version of Sweet Chin Music in TNA, so he doesn't finish with an elbow either. I was just going by the few matches I've seen of Shane's where he did that diving elbow. It used to be one of his finishers, he called it the Picture Perfect Elbow Drop.

Edge is weird. He comes out looking like a normal guy in jeans and a tanktop, and then in matches he still wears that god awful coat thing and his sunglasses.

Tajiri beat clean by Cade? He might as well just fall into a pool of cancer, he's done.

Cade is a goofy motherfucker.

Can I be the first to predict that Benoit loses the title in 2 weeks?

Todd Grisham.

Johnny Nitro with the palm pilot...awesome.

he and Xtain could team and use the "Problem Solver" Flapjack DDT. Nah... because you can't do a reverse DDT out of that... Reverse DDT? You mean an Unprettier?

I believe Bane is Mordecai Fertig/Seven is Mordechai. Bane is Tomko.

Tyson Tomko? What's wrong with Travis? Benoit!

Funny Burger King ad. I like the idea of X with a bodyguard.

Just to clarify, that guy was Tomko/Bane from OVW. Eugene: Dinsmore Mordecai: Fertig/Seven

Tomko!!!!

Good match so far, as usual from these guys. Nice butterfly superplex for 2.

X takes that face crusher better than anybody.

Trish hit the floor hard there. Ad break 6 minutes into the show?

I guess inteference by X's new buddy A-Train. But that's just a wild guess that will most likely be proved wrong in seconds.

Trish is hot as a skanky bitch.

Johnny Nitro in the intro pic with Bischoff now.

At least Jindrak has a "look" to him, even if his talents aren't amazing. So that's why guys like Dupree and Jindrak are pushed on Smackdown as opposed to guys like Akio or Paul London. Cade? Not really sure. They're really high on him, but he just has the look of a loser that got beat up a lot in elementary school. He's decent in the ring, but we'll have to see if he has any charisma whatsoever.

And Jericho vs. Christian has been announced for tonight, too.

...and Matt and Jeff got a win on Shotgun Saturday Night one week against long time WWF jobber RENO RIGGINS...

This isn't very random, but oh well... And that Shockmaster thing made me snort milk out my nose. Thanks a lot. Oh, and here's Jim Hellwig without the roids.

Goes to show you how much a hot crowd can effect a match. Not saying that the match was bad by any means, because I sure as hell enjoyed it.