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  1. Val d. Matt after shoving him off the top and hitting the Money Shot. Poor Matt Hardy.
  2. Hardy working as the heel again I guess.
  3. Yep. Dammit, I was wrong too. Must be Roseycane/La Resistance or Flair/Benjamin, I'm guessing.
  4. Flair with an awesome promo. Wish he had said "I've had more world titles than you've had pieces of ass" though.
  5. No kidding. But I'm sure they want Eugene to get on PPV, and he'll come out during the match or something.
  6. La Resistance bitching about Eugene to Bischoff. They'll face Hurricane and Rosey tonight at Backlash. Val vs. Matt Hardy on Heat.
  7. LOL, Coach says he ate at a Japanese Steakhouse to prepare.
  8. Yeah, I mean the webcast deal is pretty nice. If you don't have friends at home who want to come over and split the cost, just find some people on the boards who want to share the cost. 6 people = 3 dollars a piece. Not too bad.
  9. All you need is $3 from paypal and you could chip in with somebody. Are you THAT cheap?
  10. JoeDirt

    Backlash notes from Meltzer

    A Backlash preview: *Chris Benoit vs. HHH vs. Shawn Michaels - For a number of reasons, both because it's been hinted at and because of the location and expected crowd reactions, I expect a match at the same level as Wrestlemania, and with the same result. It's both the perfect city and the right time for Shawn Michaels to make a heel turn, so we'll see if that happens *Mick Foley as Cactus Jack vs Randy Orton - Based on the hype, this hardcore style falls count anywhere match promises to be a bloodbath. Foley had dropped tons of weight, and is motivated by the fear of a bad match. After four years out, doing his first singles match, I expect ideas to be flowing. Whether Foley can be the Foley of old after four years away is a question, but physically he's probably both rustier and feeling a lot better than in 2000 when he had the classic two matches with HHH. Today's Orton isn't the HHH of 2000, but the goal for the match is the same. *Edge vs. Kane - This is a tough one because Edge in theory should win in his first match back because he needs to get off on a good footing. However, I do have the sense people aren't quite ready for him to beat Kane, so it has to be done in a way he "earns" it more than blows him over. *Chris Jericho vs. Christian & Trish Stratus - They did the screw job at Mania so it's Jericho's turn to win. This may be the time to introduce somebody new to the Christian stable, so get Stratus over as doing two people and put more heat on the program, since it appears to be working. *Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair - This is a test for both. It's Benjamin's biggest career match and the result should be obvious. For Flair, he's been in the U.K. all week doing promotions, he's hardly 100% and everyone knows how old he is. Flair is the key to the match, if he can rise to the occasion. *Victoria vs. Lita for the women's title. A rare babyface match. Lita has the more natural charisma but Victoria's wrestling has been far better. I see the other women getting involved after a Victoria win to built up Victoria & Lita as a team. *Tajiri vs. Coach. My idea here is to get Eugene and La Resistance involved. Coach managing La Resistance is good for him as a heel and puts them on the map. Granted, Grenier isn't there but Conway is. Also, affiliating Tajiri with Eugene gives it a tag feud, reunites Tajiri & Regal, and La Resistance are the right early foils for Eugene. If you're going to do a comedy feud, you might as well get the naturally funny people all together. ****************************************************************** HBK heel turn? Interesting. I'm guessing a DQ finish for Edge/Kane now, I think. I'm also guessing that A-Train joins up with Christian as a running buddy, bodyguard type character.
  11. I'd predict the match order, but I think Slapnuts already picked it right. Hmmm...that sounded weird to type. I don't think this PPV will be spectacular, but I think it will be okay, and I don't mind seeing it live for four bucks.
  12. JoeDirt

    Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

    I always loved the PB and Jelly in one jar bit.
  13. JoeDirt

    Question about Owen's death

    And sadly it was a running powerbomb that crippled Droz.
  14. The Mario spinaroonie is the coolest thing EVER!
  15. Ahhh! Shit! I forgot about 24! Chappelle gonna die?
  16. Another from Mirror Images that made me laugh:
  17. I didn't get to watch NWO or WMXX live, so I'm actually kind of excited to see this one. Should be an average/good show, though I don't expect many surprises.
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    Mark Jindrak

    I'm no Jindrak fan, but if the guy does something so I don't have to see his dong flopping around when he wrestles I'll become his biggest mark in no time. EDIT: Wow, I wonder what Anglesault will have to say on this matter...
  19. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. What was he talking about?
  21. I was watching a Jericho/Malenko match the other day and laughed as Jericho did the cocky pin, and Malenko, instead of just raising his shoulder off the mat or hooking Jericho's ankle and pulling him to the mat, actually KICKED OUT of the move, as if it took tons of power to do so.
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    HHH/HBK - 12/29/03

    I really liked it too. The Rumble match I didn't like at all, and gave it **.
  23. I apologize for the above picture. Here's another fun one:
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    Kurt Not Dead According to WWE

    Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line.
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