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People either loved this PPV for it's angles and payoff, others hated it for the wrestling, or lack of good matches. What do you think?

Go to WWE.com and check out the caption of the week. Mine that I sent to the WWE: (It's a picture of Sable dancing on the announce table in front of Tazz) "You know, Cole, her zipper is lower than the odds of getting put over by HHH!" Got anything better?

I was watching an old Superstars episode from 2/93 I got off Kazaa tonight and saw a Doink the Clown versus a Jobber match. Doink comes to the ring with a green balloon that's shaped like a penis, and then after he wins the match with the stump puller he sticks it in his opponent's face before handing it to him! Did Doink usually do stuff like this? The announcers didn't mention the balloon, but the show _was_ airing on Saturday morning!

Sorry man!

Zebrahead - MFZB Right before that... Quarashi - Jinx

I'm actually one of the few who love Wrestlemania IX, aside from the bullshit Hogan ending. The first two matches are easy *** at least, in my book, and Perfect/Luger is shit on WAY too much, as it's actually okayish. And hell, you've got Taker vs. Gonzalez for your Wrestlecrap needs too! Plus the Doink ending rocks. Sure, it's not the best ever, but I enjoyed it. Worst? Wrestlemania 2 sucks. WM 15 and horrible matches aside from Rock/Austin which was an okayish brawl. WM6 doesn't have much memorable on it except for Hogan/Warrior and a nice Rocker/Orient Express match. There's a lot of bad matches at WM4, too, but it was a bold move to do, so I'll give 'em a break for it.

Yeah, on March 1.

I laugh my ass of EVERY SINGLE TIME I see the Sting/Robocop picture.

I still really need to see some PWG stuff. Gotta get my hands on Tango and Cash, if possible. This card looks great too.

Did anyone ever mention why Luger wasn't there? Or was he never planned? And what the deal was with the supposed tag title match?

I originally thought the same thing after watching the end of last week's show...but I just don't know if Rocky and Foley are going to be around enough to do a full feud.

It will be interesting to see who does and who doesn't show up on 3/13...and to see the fans' reactions, too.

And you know that if he's still on Smackdown, UT will get the Judgment Day cover.

I liked the show, but I think the Luger/Sting/Flair match is HIGHLY overrated at **** - more like **1/2, IMO. But it's all subjective.

So is Hijinx gay too??? That's apparently who RF's ex-boyfriend was, who looks like Nick Carter...

I don't know if this was mentioned yet, but apparently Bobby Heenan has pulled out of the midwest shows.

Of course they're all going to tell Vince that Vince vs. Shane was the best match ever.

I believe the chat transcripts said Rob would be coming with his straight roommate, and for the kid to pretend to be 18 because RF didn't want his roommate thinking he was an "oddball".

I don't know if this was posted here, but I'm too lazy to look. http://bix.shiningwizard.com/rfsupermegamix.wmv

"YOU'RE A GOD DAMNED MURDERER!"

Has anyone mentioned if they're going to have another one of these in April? I know they're going to run one taped show a month now...but will they all be the X-Cup things?

Cool poster.

William "Paul Bearer" Moody has been hinting that he will be returning to WWE along with the Undertaker at WrestleMania XX. Bearer really bashed WWE following his departure from the company. Credit: Torch Newsletter

Yeah, I was going to send in something dumb like that because I guarantee it would win. "Screw Sportscenter, this is my dream job, Cole!" Did you see the caption from last week? Stupid. Too bad they won't let any HHH-Vince-Sable smarky comments get by.

Cole: "What's she doing, Tazz?" Tazz: "She's pointing to where it hurts when she pees."