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For the technologically inferior like myself... How do you get images from your TV to your computer that quickly?

So who's coming with me to see Agent Cody Banks 2? ... Guys? Hello?

Kane was brutally attacked by Giant Gonzalez, who was lead to the ring by Harvey Whippleman. I know, I didn't see that coming either.

WWE tag team wrestling...what we do with guys we have no idea what to do with.

Interesting...

Plenty, and Trish uses it too. I mean seriously: HHH Batista Lesnar Rhyno Sakata Farooq Trish Rock Heidenreich There's gotta be more.

How many WWE guys use the spinebuster?

most likely at the top of the hour. Or *gasp* then Main Event Promo.... Yep. That's what it's going to be.

Somehow I can picture HHH standing in the bathroom at night jacking off while looking at a list of all the guys he's pinned in the past few years. "I AM THAT DAMN GOOD...I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!"

Jack yourself off some more, Paulie Levesque!

Anyone else see the "CANE DEWEY" sign?

Vince vs. Bischoff at WM? Yay.

John Heidenreich? Oh wait, that was only 2-3 times...

Ha! nWo Bischoff challening Vince from the MNW DVD.

Kills him as in _beats_ him, or kills him as in _kills_ him?

Dont' forget the Big Bossman!

They're chanting "Boo-urns" I was saying boo-urns.

Shouldn't they kind of have Orton squash Val here, since he's being put over as such a big star?

Orton should be jobbing to Val on Superstars. I wish they still had TV on weekend mornings.

They need Val to steal someone's chick and fuck her and then start a feud that way like the old days. Either that, or a Kaientai castoration.

Damn that dastardly cocky punk Orton! I hope he gets his as Wrestlemania, dag nab it! ... Sorry.

Man, I'm so glad I am escaping the rules right now.

That actually would be a funny gimmick. Jobbers who acted like they were huge stars. See Lenny Lane in WCW. I think he did that once before when he was Cruiserweight Champion. I thought he just acted gay. Always liked Lenny Lane, though. They should give him more than a dark match one of these days.

That actually would be a funny gimmick. Jobbers who acted like they were huge stars. That and my idea for a guy who wrestles with a full band at ringside who would play sad music when he got beat up and triumphant music when he made his comeback.

Weird they had her pin Lita to win it.