JoeDirt

What?

I'd rather have Barry Horowitz. *Pats himself on the back*

Orton the 5th man for the heels.

Or maybe they'll also have to have a match with Kane!

I bet they all sign the contract and then just leave. SWERVE~!

I liked Bubba's "Okay, you got us THIS TIME Steiner!!! DAMN YOU!!!" expression after the match.

Easy **** match with a tremendous, creative, never-done-before finish.

Garrison Cade looks like he was probably the pudgy blonde get who got beat up a lot in elementary school.

What are the odds we get to see the happy-dancing-smiling-life-of-the-party Lance Storm tonight?

Wow...that promo was laughable.

From what I heard, Taker was going to take the title from Yoko at the Royal Rumble, then Borga would defeat him shortly after that for the belt. He would headline WM 10 against Luger and drop the title to him. Of course Borga got injured, and Bret was way more over than Luger, so things ended up the way they did.

Or Taker/Gonzalez at WM9.

I believe it was the first match you mentioned there...took place in May of 93, I believe? It definitely wasn't the cage match.

So is Hart bringing in another guy next week? Did Duggan actually get in offense on Jarrett?

Jim Duggan??????? Oh God.

So far, then, AMW won...Shane won...Watts and D won...Kash beat Abyss in the first blood match. So who won that other tag match? Who was Hart's surprise? How's the Raven/Vampiro match?