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Vince Russo presents GLORY wrestling! This show for 2/20 at The Covenant Life Worship Center in Chickamauga, Georgia was a great show! Scott D'Amore and Scott Hudson come out to announce the action and begin to experience technical difficulties....but it's not technical difficulties...its FATHER JAMES MITCHELL! through some eerie background noise and red light Mitchell says everyone there is there to worship HIM! and that everyone is wasting their time with God. Mitchell says through his power wives will turn against husbands!(foreshadowing? lol) Sonny Siaki and Desire are backstage with their kids and Mitchell comes in and tells them that they're stupid and that they've earned everything by themselves. Sonny tells Mitchell that God provides and that it is through Him that all things are possible. MATCH ONE David Young vs Sonny Siaki Mitchell comes out and begins to bother Siaki's kids, David Young preoccupies the ref as Siaki is yelling at Mitchell, Desire climbs in the ring and pulls out a chain! she nails Siaki and David Young gives him a Spinebuster! Traci Brooks comes down to comfort Siaki. Winner: David Young Mike Sanders and Disco Inferno cut a heel promo saying the people needed a leader and that they were the answer. Adam Jacobs and his "mentor" Johnny Swinger answer the call MATCH TWO Sanders and Disco vs Jacobs and Swinger Swinger becomes frustrated with Jacobs as Disco and Sanders beat up on him. Swinger gives up on Jacobs and leaves! Disco and Sanders get the win. Winner: Sanders and Disco Desire talks some smack and Traci Brooks comes out and they brawl to the ring! MATCH THREE Desire vs Traci Brooks Siaki comes out to help Brooks against Mitchell and Desire but KID KASH comes out and throws Siaki threw a table! Desire rolls up the stunned Traci Brooks for the win. Winner: Desire Siaki is picked up from the broken table by officials and helped to the back as Kash and Mitchell are in the ring cutting a promo. Mike Sanders and Disco Inferno come out and do the"These people need a leader" bit again. Mitchell says Kash is his Goliath. Kash beats them up and JIMMY RAVE comes out to face Kash. MATCH FOUR Jimmy Rave vs Kid Kash Mitchell accidently grabs Kash's leg instead of Rave's! Jimmy Rave slams Kash down for the win as Mitchell trys to get in. Rave wins! Winner: Jimmy Rave Mitchell tells Kash that he's a disappointment. Kash tells Mitchell it's his(Mitchell's) fault he lost, then he pushes Mitchell down and leaves. Mitchell regroups himself and says that his kingdom needs a queen...then he announces Queen Herod...it's ALAN FUNK! aka Bruce(Miss TNA)/Kwewi...who will face him?....one half of the TNA tag champions AMW: Chris Harris! MATCH FIVE Chris Harris vs "Queen Herod" The world heavyweight champion JEFF JARRETT comes out! he joins the announcers and then goes to the side of the ring and pulls Chris Harris's foot out from under him as he attempts to suplex Herod, causing Herod to fall on Harris for the pin. Winner: "Queen Herod" Jeff Jarrett says he deserves to be treated with respect and he WILL leave if not treated with respect! He gets lots of boos and then it's finally time...time for what? PRIME TIME! Elix Skipper comes out! MATCH SIX Jeff Jarrett vs Elix Skipper They battle back and forth for a while and JJ puts him in the figure four....it's too much for Elix and JJ is declared the winner. Winner: Jeff Jarrett James Mitchell comes out and says he is proud of JJ. JJ tells him that he doesn't want anything to do with him and he tries to leave the building but runs into a carpenter, the carpenter "Joshua" tells JJ that his head isn't in the right place and just because he doesn't want anything to do with Mitchell still doesnt make him right. Carpenter Joshua comes to the ring and begins to talk about the glory of God. Mitchell says it's all foolishness and a giant man "Evil" cheap shots Joshua from behind! MATCH SEVEN Joshua vs Evil Evil beats Joshua up as he bravely puts up a fight. He catches Evil offguard and rolls him up for the pin! Evil pounds on Joshua is taken out on a stretcher...The back clears and everyone is at ringside fighting!, Jeff Jarrett comes in to make the save! He clears the ring of everyone but Evil, who he gives a guitarshot to the head! Jarrett leaves and Joshua crawls back in. Vince Russo and Terry Taylor come to the ring to check on him. He gets to his feet and talks about the grace of God and how our savior Jesus Christ went through so much for us. He asks everyone to bow their heads and say a prayer with him, asking for forgiveness and the acceptance of Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and savior. He asks the people that prayed it to come forward and after everyone opens their eyes from prayer, all of the wrestlers are standing at the ring. Everyone claps for the dozens of people that went forward. Great Show and Great Message! After the show I got autographs from Mike Sanders, Desire, Sonny Siaki, David Young, Traci, Scott Hudson, Vince Russo, Terry Taylor,Kid Kash, Swinger, Disco, Harris, Herod, Skipper, and Jimmy Rave. Jarrett, Mitchell, and "Evil" were the only ones that didn't sign autographs(typical Jarrett). some notes: Swinger is currently just waiting for the WWE to call him after he finishes his independent bookings through March he said. Kid Kash IS attending MTSU in Murfreesboro, working on a degree in Bio-chemistry...no i'm not kidding "Where Are They Now" get ready....the masked guy "Evil" was REESE aka Big Ron Studd aka Ron Reis aka Yeti! Questions? Comments? [email protected]

-NWA World Heavyweight champion Jeff Jarrett vs. Diamond Dallas Page -Ultimate X Match for the World X division title held by AJ Styles as he faces three opponents TBD -Abyss vs. Jeff Hardy, Falls Count Anywhere in Universal Studios -Raven vs. Dustin Rhodes in a Bullrope match Plus the spoilers make it look like they're going towards a Monty Brown and Trytan feud (uggh), and maybe AMW and Team Canada again.

GAB always gets mentioned for worst PPV of 2004 because of the sillyness with Taker killing Paul Bearer, but the worst PPV of 2004 had to be Armageddon. Other than the main event, nothing on that show was worthwhile. Nothing at all. This was worse than THAT?

So Cena runs out and they make it look like they're doing the triple threat match at Mania? Man, I'm starting to think HHH will use his pull backstage to get out of doing the job to Dave and REALLY send him to Smackdown... Did they use the barbed wire at all?

He likes to drive around town wearing only a speedo.

OMG BATISTA GOES DOWN WITH A KNEE INJURY! Just kidding.

Next time I see a steel cage match I want the heel to tunnel through the ring in order to escape.

Wow...how fucking lame can you get.

Probably took some Aspirin or something. Has the crowd been hot for anything the whole show?

Wow, the recaps of the diva stuff make it sound HORRENDOUS. "How do you get a Kleenex to dance? You put a little boogey in it." THAT was that random bitch's fucking JOKE for the talent competition? Anyways, I expect the main event to be bloody and very very slow.

All the reports make it sound like the crowd is reacting to VERY little tonight. I guess Cole did what he always did, giving away the finish by doing the "Well, John Cena put up a valiant effort, but now it's over..." thing near the end of the match.

Better to put Cena over clean and start setting up HBK/Angle tomorrow night on RAW.

Just got back, and it looks like Meltzer and Keller aren't digging the show. How about you guys that are watching? The whole CW thing gets NINE MINUTES? For FIVE MATCHES? Ugggh...they shouldn't have added Booker T vs. Heidenreich... So was London channeling Jimmy Jacobs tonight or what? Anything good on the show yet?

I did NOT see that coming...

Anyone find a free stream yet? I'm thinking it should be an okay PPV, definitely a better SD PPV than Armageddon, that's for sure. Oh yeah, Romero said on Heat that the tag team title match was kicking off the show.

So yeah, I'm not gonna spend $35 to watch this. But if anyone finds a free stream, I'd check it out. I think most of the results on the show are pretty obvious. I'm curious what happens in the CW title match, though. And we should get a good idea by the booking of Booker/Heidenreich if they're giving up on Heidenreich as a major heel, or if his push is only beginning...

Cool for Kojima. I'm sure it was a great match.

I hadn't seen this posted here, but Meltzer has been reporting for a few weeks now that Matt Morgan and Kevin Fertig (he was Mordecai, of course) are being brought in as a masked heel monster tag team. They were using the names Blueprint and Vengeance in OVW, respectively. I assume they'll be in WWE very soon. No idea which brand they'll be on.

Ring of Honor At Our Best: http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0TJA21D...MX2UOYZVFO07MKD

http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3B3EBIN...XY14IEL3EIKCIXD Steve Corino vs. Homicide, barbed wire match at War of the Wire, November of 2003.

For me, I LOVED Jerry Lynn vs. Rob Van Dam from Hardcore Heaven 1999 when I saw it live on PPV, the first ECW PPV I ever saw...but watching it again now, I don't like it at all. What are matches you've done total 180's on and why?

Anyone else think there's a chance they do a "dream partner" tag match at WM with Jericho/Rey vs. Eddie/Benoit?

Kevin Nash vs. Billy Gunn no DQ added to DX on Impact today.

I've always heard that Morgan's work as babyface champ in OVW was excellent.