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It's another episode of Smackdown Clue.

Some chick Show is cheating on his wife with.

I bet it was New Jack.

Whenever Joy is off screen, all the other characters should be asking..."where's Joy?"

He's being presented a "man of the year" award by F.A.G! That's our main event.

Florida Agricultural Group? Oh, that WWE writing staff is witty!

Please don't ever make that comparison again. Thank You in advance... Shitty workrate, over with the crowds, suck up to the fans, lame finishers... Have you ever actually seen Hogan wrestle during his prime? And realize din 1984 a leg drop was probably the best finisher ever? Or the fact Hogan actually drew money? Hogan drew more money? Thanks for breaking that shocking info to me.

Angle/Strong went longer than Cena/Kenzo.

Please don't ever make that comparison again. Thank You in advance... Shitty workrate, over with the crowds, suck up to the fans, lame finishers...

Wow, that was fast. Cena is Hogan '05.

I thought Cena was busting out Rick Steiner's catch phrase there for a second.

I haven't watched Smackdown much lately. That is the gayest title belt I have ever seen.

Cena/Suzuki...this'll be five stars, I'm sure. Cena's just doing nothing until the Rumble, where he just might win.

He's far more impressive when next to the relatively small members of the ROH roster, but put him with someone bigger, and he because just another guy. He HAS had some great matches with Samoa Joe, though, who is bigger in size. So he can work matches with them that are great. But appearance wise you are correct. And he doesn't work a CW style to get into that division.

Yeah, his knock is his look (he isn't on steroids yet) and lack of size (he's 5-10, 210 or so). But he's solid in the ring.

Yes, he is. He calls it the Spinal Shock I think. He calls it the CX03. He also does one swung into a cutter, called the CX02, I believe. And tons of backbreakers. Ooh, Snitsky/Kane on RAW...

I was hoping...dammit! Nice job in his two minutes, though.

It'll be a nice way to debut someone sooner or later...

It's been injured for about a year, but RVD worked through it. He hurt it worse at a recent house show.

Rodrick who? He's a Florida guy, works indies, including ROH. I think he's only 21. Does a ton of different backbreakers. Good worker.

Richard Trionfo called in the following results from tonight's Smackdown taping in Orlando, Florida: Dark Match: *The Shane Twins defeated Shannon Moore and Steve Madison Velocity *Scotty Too Hotty pinned ? *Bob Holly defeated Spike Dudley *Akio pinned Paul London *Charlie Haas defeated Rene Dupree Smackdown: *The Basham Brothers won a Fatal Four Way match, defeating WWE Tag Team champions Rob Van Dam & Rey Misterio, Eddie Guerrero & Booker T, and Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns as Rey was pinned by Danny. Van Dam didn't do anything in the match but was attacked and "injured" after the match. Van Dam was stretchered out. The Bashams are the new Tag Team champions. *Backstage, The Big Show made Kurt Angle apologize to Joy Giovanni for last week. *They aired a recap of the Four Way and Van Dam's injury. *Backstage, JBL's crew walked into Big Show and Joy Giovanni. Amy Weber didn't want to apologize to Giovanni, setting up a match between the two women later tonight. *In the Kurt Angle Classic, Kurt Angle forced Roderick Strong to tap out. *WWE United States champion John Cena pinned Kenzo Suzuki. *Amy Weber beat Joy Giovanni via forfeit when she didnt come out. There is a storyline of what happened to Giovanni with everyone in Teddy Long's office as she is "missing." *WWE Cruiserweight champion Funaki defeated Nunzio *Carlito Caribbean Cool and JBL both said they didn't know what happened to Joy when questioned by Teddy Long. Miss Jackie and Torrie Wilson said they saw Orlando Jordan following her. *They did a "ceremony" where JBL, with his cabinet, was presented with "Man of the Year" from the Florida Agridculture Group (F.A.G, get it?). Kurt Angle confronts JBL and it turns out Joy is in the trunk of the limo, unconscious. She is taken off and given oxygen. Big Show hits the ring and chokeslams Orlando and everyone else. *Kurt Angle, Mark Jindrak, and Luther Reigns talk backstage reveal they set everyone up and did it to Joy. Show stalks them as the show ends. *In a dark match, The Undertaker defeated Orlando Jordan and WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield in a casket match.

I just want to see Roderick Strong vs. Kurt Angle tonight. That's about it.

I didn't even know Martel was a tag champ with Garea.

What about this match: Hachinohe, Japan - February 6, 1984 Tatsumi Fujinami & Akira Maeda defeated WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan & Bret Hart

Someone will upset him sooner or later. No idea who it's going to be, though.