JoeDirt

1999: Was injured 2000: Lost in 6-man HIAC 2002: Didn't wrestle 2003: RAW PPV, didn't wrestle

That's why you hype up the "top picks" for two months with video clips, vignettes, interviews, etc.

These are good names.

I liked how after the first masked man was revealed as Danny Basham and then the second guy runs in and shoves Eddie off the top rope, Cole goes "hey, it's another fan! OH NO WAIT! IT'S DOUG BASHAM!"

Maybe they sold that many to different outlets, but only 20-some thousand have actually sold? I don't know.

Okay, here's the deal. You create a Survivor Series card, book the matches, and all that. Here are the details: -There will be five matches total. The first four are the usual 4-on-4 Survivor Series elimination matches. The final match will be composed of the survivors from match #1 and #4 taking on the survivors in match #2 and #3 to crown the final survivor(s). -Each team must have one wrestler famous in the 80's, one from the 90's, and one from 2000-present. Obviously some wrestlers overlap. Ric Flair, for example, could be used for all three. The final team member is a wild card, that can be from any time period. -You can use guys from WWF/WWE, NWA/WCW, ECW, TNA, or the indy scene. -Give every team a captain and a team name. -Book the match out and tell who is eliminated, how, and what time in the match, etc. Give the match a star rating at the end if you'd like. Now, some more specifics: -There can be no double countouts during the show. -You can use any gimmick a guy has had, but can't have him on the show more than once. (Once you use Goldust, you can't have Dustin Rhodes in a another match, etc.) -You must use Kid Kash. Kash has run his mouth off to the media before the show, bitching about certain things. You have therefore decided to completely BURY him in the most embarrassing way possible on this show. -Other guys you must use: Nailz, Sid (Either Sycho, Vicious, or Justice), One Man Gang/Akeem, either Shawn Michaels or Marty Jannetty (but not both), Hakushi, and Teddy Hart. -You must use either two or three out of Doink, Ron Killings, Super Dragon, Bryan Clarke/Adam Bomb/Wrath, Sandman, and Butch Reed. -One match must have a team captain be eliminated first. -The final match should end with only one or two survivors, no more. -Somebody (a manager, team member, wrestler not in the match) must turn heel on a wrestler during the show. Okay, now get booking, and happy Thanksgiving.

Anytime brands are fighting over somebody it gets them over in the fans' eyes. Scott Steiner was over HUGE until his gay horrible shitty feud and match at the Rumble with HHH.

I'm kind of surprised that Survivor Series 2003 outsold the Royal Rumble, but I guess it was on sale for longer in 2004 since the Rumble came out a month later.

Yeah, 1995 he beat Mabel in a casket match. Also he beat RVD at Vengeance in 2001 in a hardcore match.

Well, Taker sure isn't winning the belt at Armageddon.

What's the point of wearing a disguise and then taking it off two seconds later?

Haas heel turn coming up?

Angle uses the same technique as Darkness Crabtree in Chikara. Lol.

Some sign was blurred out. They're going to start doggy style, apparently.

There's a reason for that. They couldn't do the Shampoo Commercial feud. Show could have always spilled some coffee on Luther, though.

I can't believe they're doing a Show/Reigns feud over Luther not liking Thanksgiving. Wow.

Tazz just starts chucking turkeys out of nowhere.

Reigns just gave Joy a cream pie money shot.

Show vs. Reigns at Armageddon? Yay.

Luther Reigns, the Grinch who stole Thanksgiving. "I HATE THANKSGIVING!!!!"

Well he IS his son.

Show is eating very well these days, I see.

How many more cleavage shots are we going to get? Here comes the food fight.

So are we going to get a mixed tag now with Torrie on RVD and Rey's team next week on SD? Uggh.

Somebody get Torrie to stop talking, she's just too annoying.