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Wrestlepalooza isn't great match wise, but booking wise, the stuff from Raven/Dreamer to Taz/Douglas is fucking fantastic.

Because it says TV-MA on the front I guess.

Is Shelley going to miss this card because of TNA's PPV that weekend?

Do you think they decided to so something with Puder and that's where this is leading? Or maybe someone will debut to face him at Armageddon or something? Where do you think this is leading?

Nah, Joe will win. I think. Joe still has big title matches possible with Corino, Ki, Aries, Nigel, even Shelley. He can hold on to the belt for a little longer, at least past the anniversary show.

That Smigel skit was horrible.

Me too.

Randy Orton Plush Bear "The Legend Killer" made history by being the youngest World Champion ever in WWE. Now he's making history again by being the youngest Superstar to have his own replica Plush Bear! Take the brightest shining star on Monday Night Raw into your home and forever commemorate the success of his young career!! 17" tall. Cotton, polyester, nylon and/or leatherette. Imported. Product: 49005 Price: $20.00 And then there's... Randy Orton Bobblehead The athletic and confident Randy Orton is well known for having his head raised above the world, feeling very self-assured that he is the greatest treasure that World Wrestling Entertainment has ever encountered. His attitude shines through on RAW, and now on his brand new bobblehead! There will never be a dull moment for you with Randy Orton's arrogant grin bobbing in your direction!! Poly-resin. 8"H x 3"W. Product: 49004 Price: $15.00

The Alabama Slam is now known as the Leggo my Eggo.

I hate how Spike Dudley bosses his brothers around. He's so mean!

Slutty Wilson starts it out on the mic. Spike vs. Holly will be the first match.

Smackdown is in Tampa in January... The Hulkster returns to take Kurt Angle's wig off and show his bald head to everybody!!!!

Gotcha. Like I said, I doubt they're going to have Angle lose in his second week of doing this. Well after Rochester they have Smackdowns in Richmond, VA and Greenville, SC, and of course Armageddon in Atlanta. Not that the guy actually has to be from the hometown, but I can't really think of any guys from these cities who are on the verge of debuting. Edit: Joey Matthews is from Richmond, and the only other one I can think of is Matt Morgan, who is from Connecticut, and there will be a Smackdown there in January. But who knows.

Did they decide not to do it or what exactly did Meltzer say? The Rochester show is next week, I'm guessing this is something that will build for a few as Angle beats a few jobbers until someone upsets him or something.

How do you know that?

BASHAMS = RATINGS!!!

A shitty Snitsky DVD sold by a pedophile. Great.

Watching it on ESPN right now...I shouldn't but I laughed my ass off at some of those cheap shots and people tossing chairs and shit. Crazy.

Probably people heard about Torrie Wilson's sex test from last week and realized how great and exciting Tough Enough was.

More Schiavone, from Havoc 98 when Bret beats Sting. He always made me laugh with his "anger". "You know, I can understand taking advantage when the Stinger Spash misses and he hits the ring post, but to hit a man with a baseball bat three times and then come off the top rope and drive it into his throat...that's just inexcusable!"

Tony Schiavone constantly called things "THE BIGGEST IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!" Jim Ross is great at overhyping things as we know, with great stuff like "DAMN YOU TRIPLE H! DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART TO HELL!" What's your favorite announcer overreaction or overhyping of something that you've ever heard? What did they just freak out trying to sell that you just weren't buying?

Thanks a ton, HTQ!

Hopefully it comes out on DVD soon...I only buy DVDs, so I'm still waiting for 9/11, 10/2, 10/15, 10/16, and then the Weekend of Thunder shows too...

True, I've seen a lot of mixed opinions on that match. But I haven't heard a single person yet say that this Joe vs. Punk match isn't great.

Wow, that guy rates easier than Scott Keith.