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You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face. Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes...

So they're going to get 20 minutes?

Orton! And the crowd goes...oh wait...they're not doing anything...put the shot back on Orton, fast!

Keller: "-Trish gave Lita some insincere backhanded compliments, suggesting she ruined the careers of both Matt Hardy and Kane, and then said "as a friend, you should be concerned about your pregnancy weight, because you're looking a little chubby." Lita reacted with more rage to that comment than anything Kane did to her. She threw Trish onto a table backstage and began beating on her." Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat!

Well you'd better start, since it's going to get 2 full segments on Smackdown for the next 2 months. Or just start watching Survivor and CSI on Thursdays...

Bring back Sid to feud with Snitsky! Why the hell not? This show's already in the shitter and you KNOW it would be funny.

Born naughty? And you know it's funny when they have to zoom in on like three people to find someone cheering for you when you enter.

Maybe they're setting up Benoit/Jericho/Maven/Orton/Benjamin vs. Evolution/Christian/Somebody at Survivor Series?

Man, this show would REALLY suck if I wasn't able to read everyone else making fun of it as it happened. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. *Loses smile*

Will Gene Snitsky please come out and Kane-inize this guy?

I thought that was a good promo by Edge.

Well HHH DOES need to beat somebody until Wrestlemania and HBK is hurt.

But who planned this interview? THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!!!!

Hey that never even ever happened with the NWO!

GOBBLES~!

Time for an Evolution gang bang.

Apparently the guy with the Samoa Joe sign also brought a "HHH fears Pat Patterson" sign. I bet he doesn't have it anymore, though.

Well I guess they couldn't have Benjamin job the title back to Jericho in his first defense. Makes me wonder where Jericho goes from here, though.

I have a feeling this match will go long so they can use that time to write the rest of the show.

Yeah, there's a Samoa Joe one too. There's a post on the ROH boards about it, since the guy said what signs he was bringing before he left for the show.

I wasn't really watching that opening segment...but they're actually going to do Orton/HHH AGAIN at Survivor Series? Or is that if Orton loses TONIGHT he doesn't get a title shot again?

Well that's TWO rematches from Taboo Tuesday.

What did that Samoa Joe sign say?

My God, the inmates running the asylum? ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN TONIGHT ON RAW!!!!! Good promo by Bischoff, though...I would LOVE to see serious heel Bischoff come back instead of just being comedic fodder.