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Meltzer said that cage match would go last, for whatever reason. Maybe they really ARE doing an old school cage tonight, so they're doing it last?

Whatever happened to that Jamie Koeppe bitch?

I'm not watching, but Wade Keller at the Torch has: Jericho/Shelton: *3/4 Battle royal: 1/4* Kane/Snisky: 3/4* Eugene/Bischoff: DUD Tag title match: *1/2 Not great so far... I know that Wade is usually terrible with ratings, but this PPV looks absolutely disasterous. But it's the fans fault you know................ Yeah, but if anything Keller is too easy with his ratings. He gave Cena/Carlito from Smackdown ***.

I'm not watching, but Wade Keller at the Torch has: Jericho/Shelton: *3/4 Battle royal: 1/4* Kane/Snisky: 3/4* Eugene/Bischoff: DUD Tag title match: *1/2 Not great so far... That sounds brutal. I guess Smackdown can start feeling better about the Great American Bash (and their No Mercy buyrate). At least for No Mercy while nothing was great, everything was around **-**1/2 or so.

I'm not watching, but Wade Keller at the Torch has: Jericho/Shelton: *3/4 Battle royal: 1/4* Kane/Snisky: 3/4* Eugene/Bischoff: DUD Tag title match: *1/2 Not great so far...

It would be much better if they were chasing each other on Rascal scooters. I'd order the replay to watch that. Like on Seinfeld when these old people on rascals chase after George who is also on a rascal? Edge goes to hell at 5 miles an hour. One of the best Simpsons lines ever: Skinner: They're very slowly getting away!

"Christy vs. Carmella is next. That should save the show." I think Meltzer is getting frustrated.

It would be much better if they were chasing each other on Rascal scooters. I'd order the replay to watch that. Like on Seinfeld when these old people on rascals chase after George who is also on a rascal? What is that, a four volt? I did you a favor!

See Hogan, Hulk Feb. 1989 I believe Rick Steiner did that once in WCW, too. Havoc 98?

I figure they want the fans to feel like their choices weren't meaningless.

They've been reigning for a long time now too. I have to admit, I find that admirable. Especially with that STACKED tag division on RAW... 4-0 Red Sox.

1-0 Red Sox. Sounds like a lot of 'sports entertainment" tonight.

Meltzer says the show up to this point has been horrible.

Ross yelling "that no good son of a bitch" was just a given, right?

Sycho Snitsky~!

Meltzer: "Kane vs. Snitsky is next up. Wound up as a chain match. They did the angle apparently for Kane to leave and do the movie as Snitsky did the exact same deal Kane did to Shawn Michaels, jumping off the top rope while the chair was wrapped around his throat, and Snitsky pinned him. Kane sold like crazy for him to make him a star. They are booking him great. But the match was terrible and very little heat, crowd was quiet except when Snitsky knocked Kane off the stretcher as he was taken out."

Looks like Snitsky's getting a monster push. Who would have guessed that a month ago?

Well if the man who raped and impregnated you was hurt, you'd worry about him too! Come on, we've all been there, guys...

Wow. I can't believe I'm 3-3 on my picks and predictions...

Miss Scarlita...Lita's plenty slutty for that role.

It was Mr. Palumbo with a Rope in the GM's office! You mean PROFESSOR Palumbo.

They usually lower it, I think. possible EVIDENCE of a rigged poll? I'd be really surprised if people picked submission or falls count anywhere over a cage match. And weren't they pushing people towards a cage match anyways? I guess we'll see.

They usually lower it, I think.

I want to see a weapons of Clue match... Candlestick! Wrench! Rope! Revolver! Knife! Lead Pipe! Now THAT would be interesting...

BTW, the voting was chain by one percent over chair I guess. And Keller at PWTorch gave the Jericho/Benjamin match only *3/4.