Brett Favre

Mussina left a mouse trap on the mound.

If it were up to me...QuanGorMo goes.

Gotcha. Just don't get pissed when you see Julius Jones as your #1 RB.

Rube has locomotive speed. It builds the further he goes. True. He looked like Ichiro going from third to home.

Matsui with the pimpin' throw.

Even Ruben beats it out. But Ruben has that hidden speed that he only uses in the 13th inning of a classic war.

Fucking Mound.

Ah god. If he strikes out one more time...

What the hell? I thought he was injured.

Bernie's a genius.

Well, a leadoff walk. It better score.

Am I the only Yankee fan who's heart just stopped?

Williams just saved a run. But now Shrek's coming up.

Is there anyone in particular you can't refuse?

Bah. I can't do it. Moulds is my next most reliable reciever after Moss. I'll think up of some other trade, maybe.

2 out..walk..2 out bomb.

A-Rod pulls an Eddie.

A-Rod pulls a Jeter.

A-Rod comes through. Show 'em A-Rod.

Blah. I was hoping Pedro would pull a Lowe.

That's the 16th time Cairo's been hit on the ass.

They always do this when they're worried. But eh, you're right it's too early in the game.

Those pictures really bring this cage together.

And the games are meaningless now, anyway. The games are never meaningless. They're were just as exciting when the Yankees were 8 games up. In fact the...ah forget it. I'll just going back to my cage, and watch some Main Event Baseball.

I like Kaat, Singleton, Murcer, O'Neill, Girardi, and even Kay anyway. As long as it's not on ESPN. But yes, it's on YES. And this cage proves Yanks/Sox is Main Event baseball.