Hoff

Yeah, sure it is. Get the fucking nuke baby away from me.

Fuck if I'm getting radiation poisoning tonight.

Nah, I'm good.

Yeah, true. I miss it, though.

...they give me an excuse to bring back an old friend.

The Hoff eats babies jokes are old too, but...

I looked at it. That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

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HA! You just redeemed yourself.

....yes?

In an ironic twist, those jokes are also old. Damn, PK, you suck tonight.

The fat jokes are OLD. They were funny back in the day; they're just annoying now.

Well, okay, then.

MY JOKE WAS ***1/2 EASY!!!

Done. Give me a week.

Where did Mo go?

I just realized something. I work at a photo store, and we do high-quality tees. I can get them for...$10.25 each. I'd be willing to sell them over the board for $12. Dutch would CRY. If there's actual interest in this, let me know.

Is that the "Master would not approve" movie EIW is always citing?

Wait, hold up, I like Kotz.

OMG MARITAL AFFAIRS!! JOHNNY ACE GIVES ADULTERY THE ACE CRUSHER LOLZ~!!!!!1

Amy Jo Johnson was teh hot.

Well there were some threads in Site Feedback and I had an expiriment...then there was some fire...and looting...I vaguely remember something about Bumblebee...then some threads got deleted and I made an amazing joke that got no-sold. It's all kind of a blur right now.

COME ON. ***1/2 easy. You elitist snobs.

Okay, now, I'm not the funniest guy in the world, but that Dave Dymond joke was WAY better than you guys acted.

Damn, 12 posts? Unfair. Someone cut me off at the knees. PK, I *saw* you lurking in there...don't make me come over to your house. Because I will.