Hoff

Awesome.

Oh fuck we HAVE to actually do this somehow. I mean BOO! I hate you. And that wasn't funny at all. ....

That's a lie. You're a bigger whore for yourself than I am, and I'm a pretty big whore. "Hoff is so terrible he puts people to sleep! Now watch as I act aloof for the next four hours!" Man, you should have made every choice in this poll yourself.

Clev-errrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Because he fell asleep, see...

I've realized that I don't really care for rain itself, but I love overcast skies. It probably means I'm emo or some shit, but right now it's very dark outside and I'm all about it. Thunderstorms are bad-ass, too.

W-ell, I can't speak for everyone, but what I'm most into is intellectual would-be actors from the South. So...I mean, if you know anyone like that, just have 'em dive into traffic and I *promise* I'll be right in after them.

Im not quite sure what ive done to offend you. And why the hate for Hoff? Jealousy, clearly. I'm the alpha male 'round here. And this is all coming off of April '07, which, outside of *elephant noise*, was not a good time for the ol' Hoffster. Check THIS shit out: That is literally the front page on Yahoo right now. I did not doctor it at all.

No, because Phyllis (and the rest of the office) would have known Packer's face...it would have been a funny twist, though.

The Man in Blak has a good idea. That way I can vote for Carlito AND for The Man in Blak. HA! What we need for this is a sort of nominations thread, where everyone can put up five posters they believe are truly terrible. Someone adds 'em all up, and puts the ten highest vote-getters up for the poll.

I keep worrying I'll get diabetes, as I'm a big dude and it runs in my family. But every checkup, I get a clean bill of health. I almost wish I *would* get it, just so I can stop worrying about it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003560...7170207,00.html Posted at 411, I thought I'd share it. I think she comes off very well.

hahahahahahahahaha AWESOME! That's funnt shit.

I don't know, Luke. My schtick plays well in some areas, but in others I get booed out of the arena. I wanted to make a Shawn Michaels circa 1996 reference, but that would ASSURE me votes on the quick.

"Boogie Week" featuring...Barry Gibb? One of the Gibbs. Should be smooth sailing for Blake. I actually think Jordin might be in trouble, as Melinda and Lakisha both pull off "sassy" much better, and sound a little more mature.

Galactus the deadbeat and ET getting some was an effective one-two punch. Had me rolling.

HA! Awesome.

The question I was just posed with: do I brag about having zero votes, knowing that stating the condition will result in its nearly immediate reversal, or do I keep my ego in check for once? ZERO VOTES YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!! I AM A POSTING GOD!! *elephant noise* *elephant noise* *elephant noise*

Hookahs are the shit. I want to know what's up with Dutch bodybuilding forums. Is bodybuilding a big thing over there?

"And your wager...eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a real number." "Yet."

Ha thats funny because ive heard that Boof Bonser ,Twins Pitcher, has "Boof" tatted there, Its the first thing I always think of when i think of him Boof just got even cooler.

So, Edge/Orton, pretty damn good. Interesting to note that they both just played their characters, and the crowd got behind Randy. That may have a lot to do with Edge, to be fair, but maybe it'll keep Orton's neck off the chopping block. What do you guys say, somewhere in the three-snowflake range on that one? One of the better TV matches in a while, last week's "epic" notwithstanding.

I've built a six-year posting career solely out of doing just that.

Hey guys, what's up? I miss anything big?

I dunno, just post useless things you've learned today, or recently. You can number them if you'd like, like a list format. Tonight I learned that Domino's has a minimum delivery fee of $9. That's a weird number, isn't it? You'd think $10, for the aesthetics of it if nothing else. But now I know.

You fucking cock-gobblers. You pathetic sacks of shit, I did NOT make any error that damn bad. I would never, EVER let that fly by and I KNOW one of you is fucking with me. If I find out who, I swear by God that I will come to your house and shove your own dick down your fucking throat. Each and every one of you makes me sick to my stomach. I hope you get cancer and die a slow, agonoizing death. FUCK OFF AND DIE. *elephant noise*