Hoff

That was really great! Fat jokes, you're the queen of wit! Next time, try harder.

Well do tell, mang.

Well that's odd then because I had a copy somehow. I baleeted it because, let's face it, I'm a fool and I wouldn't use it anyway.

Was it you that sent me a copy, Josh, or did I yank it off the Marquette network? Either way, GOD, was I bad at it.

OC Season 1 on D-V-Dizzle today, kids. Hoff'll be getting his this weekend.

The lock on the store's door turning at 8PM sharp.

Laz, the metal-head Loves to rock, but has no cock... Sorry, that was mean.

Yep.

I expected that, actually. Horsefucker.

Czech -- That sentence...well, "sentence"...is incomplete without the requisite "ur" in place of "your." You have failed.

Nice.

Why is the DS highlighted, is WWE now in league with the big N? If so, well...okay then. Anywho... Disclaimer: this work of fiction may well contradict known facts. My purpose was simply to tell the best story possible. SHELTON BENJAMIN Height: 6 foot 2 Weight: 245 pounds From: Orangeburg, S.C. Career Highlights: WWE Tag Team Champion; Intercontinental Champion Everyone knows about Shelton Benjamin's amazing athletic background. He's a former All-American athlete and standout amateur wrestler. But what they don't know is the long road it took for Shelton to get there. Benjamin may be an impressive physical specimen now, but that wasn't always the case. Growing up in a rough neighborhood, Benjamin, who was, by his own admission, "smaller" as a child, was often the target of ridicule as well as agression from his classmates in highschool. To him, the solution was easy: get stronger. Benjamin took up amateur-style wrestling as a way to make his body both bigger and tougher, as wrestling at the highschool level is a grueling practice, filled with torturous workouts and tons of conditioning. Fueled by pure willpower, Benjamin excelled, and soon went from the 98 pound weakling to the big man on campus. However, Benjamin would be called upon to prove himself again, as he went on to college at the University of Minnesota. Unlike many athletes opf his caliber, Benjamin wasn't recruited and instead had to work his way through school. Faced with his peers on scholarship, Benjamin knew he had to something to prove as an athlete. He did just that, excelling not only in wrestling, but in track, earning himself an All-American award in the sport. By the time he left college, Benjamin was nearly a perfect athlete -- but he still had something to prove. That something would lead him to the WWE, possibly the only thing more grueling than Shelton's amateur wrestling. In what many called a wise move, Benjamin hooked up with fellow collegiate standout Charlie Haas, and under the guidance of top WWE superstar and gold-medal winner Kurt Angle, the duo won tag team gold. But Benjamin pined for the opportunity to break out on his own. He'd get that at the RAW/SmackDown! draft lottery, where he was sent to Monday nights. Finally, Shelton would be on his own. Since then, he has stolen the spotlight, with wins over Triple H, Ric Flair, and most recently, over Chris Jericho to win his first singles title -- the Intercontinental gold. However, through it all, Benjamin has sought to prove himself, and that fire still burns in the bonafide star, and will for years to come.

Got to agree, althoguh I'm biased because I saw it live. Holyfield's Ear mentioned Booker T and Goldust "At The Movies" -- that's one of the all-time great humor bits they've ever done. Hell, Booker and Dustin were on fire that summer. Remember when Booker T started ripping on HBK's music? "BOOK! BOOK! BOOK! I'm just a Booker T, BOOOO-KER TEEE-EEEEE! I'm not yo' sucka, SUCK-AAAAAA-AAAAAA!" The entire group, Nash, Waltman, and Book himself, NONE of them could keep from laughing. For me, that really makes a segment neat, when it's so funny the performers can't hold their emotions in. Other good humor promos: - Austin's the night (I believe) after Vengeance '01, when he went through his meal at the Sonic Drive-In (I had a chilidog! "WHAT!" A jalapeno cheeseburger! "WHAT!" Fries! "WHAT!" Onion rings! "WHAT!"). Definitely, for me, the best promo of the "What" era. - Kane's promo with Rock and Hogan, where he ripped them both off and introduced us to his "Kanenites." Rock's facials were great. - DX's invasion of WCW was, of course, both humorous and historic. - Kurt Angle detailing to his rival/partner HHH about how "H cubed, plus I cubed, is greater than D cubed." Kurt: "I can go slower if you want." For a "serious" promo, though, I have to agree that nothing beats Heyman semi-shooting on McMahon on the SD before Survivor Series '01. That's the only promo I have on tape -- I mean, I have a tape with just that specifically on it. Just amazing passion from Heyman. And the best promos that nobody remembers? O'Haire's "devil's advocate" promos. O'Haire is a creepy-looking mo'fo, and he just...looked like the devil. He, shall we say, "exuded evil." Just tremendous work. EDIT: Oh! How could I forget! Rock and Austin singing on the Raw before the '01 series. Remember, both were the leaders for their respective factions, and they had one of the greatest rivalries in some time, so to see them do a duet cover of "Margaritaville" -- and then raise each other's hands -- just surreal. And Rock ended it so beautifully, saying "The Rock will never forget" and pulling Austin into a Rock Bottom...it just...it did SO much to help that dying angle...shame it was too late. *single tear*

WOO!!!

That song was...different. Gwen's new single is catchy, but lacking in substance. I can't say I'm familiar with Stellar Project.

Is that that new Lindsay Lohan song? I caught that last night and I was...confused. Isn't she an actress?

ALSO~! There's something I'd like to do but I need help. If anyone has a character, preferably a smaller character, they're not using this week, PM me and ask for details.

Okay. ONE big tag match is set. I don't want to spoil it; it'll be announced on the broadcast. The other match, as long as NYU doesn't have other plans, since he's taken forever and a freaking day to respond, will be: Panther and Sly Sommers vs. Drek Stone and Chris Stevens.

Pending two people replying to my damn PMs, a couple big tag matches. Also, Hoff proves his readiness...stay tuned!

...yes and no. Sorta. You'll see. For the immediate future, no.

This isn't much, but it's more than anyone else has said yet. Good show this week. The main event had an unexpected twist, I'll say that.

TWELVE matches! Wow!

That really does rule. FWIW I'm sending those PMs right now. EDIT: Sent. If you we're gonna get one, you did, else, screw all y'all.

Hold that slot for me. I have an idea, but it's pretty crazy. A lot of people are gonna see a lot of PMs from me tonight. But if it works it should be great.

Patty - You'll be expecting a 2 of 2 from me. It isn't coming. I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. So just go with what you got.