Hoff

I WOULD be that guy!

CJ? EDIT: He could teach porn, maybe. I'd have appreciated highschool much more if they taught pornography appreciation.

Tom would be Mr. Feeney.

But I like Thumbtack.

I'm halfway there. Two-thirds, even. But I'm disappointed no one abused their power even a little.

I hate you, Thumbtack.

All right, so it runs like this. The lack of Stevens stuff has been because I just can't get behind the Crazy Vampire character. I loved it in theory, but I can't actually get motivated to write it. SO, this week, there'll be a (hopefully) entertaining comedy spot basically killing off the CV character. Not saying he's gone forever, because I know he has his fans, but he's on the shelf for awhile. There'll be more (and better) Stevens stuff after LTP, promise.

Hoff seeks some professional help.

Okay. As requested by the Female Phenom, and granted by the illustrious Board of Directors, it will be Hoff vs. Crystal!!!

Diet Rite is tremendous. I drank it before I even knew what weight loss was. Try the tangerine.

This guy sounds like the kind of guy I would hang out with. Seriously. The page wasn't that bad either, just a standard fanpage. My only complaint was with the oil derrick randomly thrown at the bottom. Why, dammit, why.

That did sound pretty neat.

Really? That's weird. Did they give a reason?

Does it explain alot? I'd say. It explains that the only thing you can relate to in life, is wrestling. That's it. Your 1 point of reference. So when you have to insult someone, it comes back to wrestling. If someone's a pedo, refer them to Feinstein. If they're silly and dumb, call them Eugene. I fail to see how one can be criticized for making wrestling references on a wrestling website's message board. But please, don't allow logic to get in the way of flaming.

To clarify: the water itself is clear. It's the reflection of light that gives it its blue hue. ...I think.

*cries and writes shitty poetry in his diary*

I got 0wned.

CC, NY, check thine inboxes. EDIT: As a P.S. to that idea, I could certainly write the match unless you guys wanted to.

I would like a name change, but I don't know to what. I guess I'll give you guys carte blanche, with the stipulation that I have veto power. And if you don't want to, that's fine. I'm just...bored.

Birds is either Paul or someone who knew him. The blog thread is a dead giveaway. Jew2k1, I dunno. Might just be a n00b.

Comments, eh... Not so much something about tonight, but something I've noticed all along, is that as the matches between Drek and Cappa get more violent, so does the conflict between them. Which is to say, there's a legitimate feel of not just animosity, but a building and growing animosity between the two (and this is where the WWE so often fails, BTW). There's a very human quality in the way that Drek and Cappa antagonize and provoke one another that's refreshing to see on a "scripted" show. Good times. By the way, a. thanks for the props, and b. I like the new format.

Murder as in "fur is murder" or murder as in the intentional taking of human life? Oh, right. The Stevens segment I forgot about this morning (heh heh...whoops) and...um....something from Hoff...maybe.

NIce touch with the colors there, NY. So are we going with the 31st and 1st then?

Short form: Good show this week, but short. Started off hot, I liked the ongoing segment with Drek and Cappa. It was cool that Cappa showed no fear of Drek. HITC should be awesome. The Sly/RAS/Rick promos all blended together neatly. They were all strong promos, and it made a cool segment, so to speak. Dama/Mask was a good little match. I'm wondering where they go next, but I'm sure we'll find out in due time. SJ's segment was mysterious, and posed a lot of questions. Alix and Candie's segment had me laughing, I was surprised how quickly the crush was exposed, but it was a good segment for sure. Hell's Hitmen are t3h ki113r5. Good squash. I liked their promo after, too, and I'm getting more into their characters week by week. I like that Sly's frustrations started to get the better of him in his match with Phoenix. Good match. Calvin was one step ahead, and that just adds more fuel to Sly's fire. Good main, Zack made himself and Alix look good. I was expecting more to happen at the end, actually, but that's not so much a critique as an observation. Def. my favorite match of the night. Good show overall, nothing mind-blowing but very solid. FEEDBACK PLZ~!

BONNIE F'N TYLER *marks*