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  1. NOT an option. -5 for croweater.
  2. I never watched Voyager, NERD.
  3. Hoff

    Who is -iB-!?

    Well he is a party gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *passes out*
  4. Harder than Shawn is for Jesus. I mean, yowza. BUT, you gotta hang out with -iB- for a WHOLE day. Morning 'til evening. From an early breakfast until the Tonight Show. And you have to do whatever he wants (well, within reason...I mean, if he tries to "put the moves" on you, you have permission to spinebuster him or some such).
  5. Commander Kieran MacDuff, if memory serves. That episode was great. But nowhere near as good as the ep where Dr. Crusher (and by the way, how bad-ass a last name is "Crusher") gets trapped in the Incredible Shrinking Universe. Beverly: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?" Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 725 meters in diameter." Beverly: "Oh, fuck.." Good times. But anyway, *spinebuster* Don't compare me to some asswipe bitch aliens, bitch I'll kick your stank ass.
  6. Hoff

    Where did my 8,000 posts go?

    You're a good man. Speaking of funny things, when did you stick the "That's just a Trillian error" line in as your title? That whole conversation was good times.
  7. That might be asking a bit much. Has anyone seen the ep of South Park where Kenny and his family go to Romania and they're fithy rich? That's how I'm picturing Canada right now.
  8. Hoff

    Where did my 8,000 posts go?

    You know the worst part? He's none of those things. He can't fly, he's not Dutch, and he's certainly not any kind of man. Boy I hope he sees this.
  9. Hoff

    Victoria's Outfit: Classic?

    Yeah, aren't YOU an oxymoron, is more like it. ... I got nothin'.
  10. Hoff

    My new car

    Your new car USED to kick ass.
  11. Hoff

    Oh, my aching knee

    Wait, whoa, you got seriously injured by a girl, and we'll assume you didn't get any. That's something, but it's not winning.
  12. Well, all the study said was that Spanish could become the most common language used in households and personal life. Not the end of the world, but it could impact some things.
  13. Hoff

    iB sent me another PM

    Farnsworth: "Who needs courage when you have...a gun?" Zoidberg: "Ooooh...no, world, you put YOUR hands up!"
  14. Hoff

    iB sent me another PM

    Poison his drinking water. Only cowards use poison. Coward.
  15. Hoff

    People Like This Give Me a Bad Name

    You know who really gives you a bad name, though? You. Sucka.
  16. Hoff

    Weekend Parties

    Sounds like a good party for a talking dog.
  17. Hoff

    iB sent me another PM

    I have a small clue, but I was as confused as anyone by it. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=56750
  18. SPINEBUSTER~! All right, now you're point grubbing. .... +50
  19. Hoff

    WWE Does the Right Thing

    Point taken. BUT, you can see TV tapings on...TV. House shows, you gotta go to live, so even if you know the faces are going over, it's still a rare experience.
  20. Hoff

    Victoria's Outfit: Classic?

    Fuck ME? FUCK YOU! //oaoast All right, seriously, question, because I don't know. Is there an established guideline for "classic" threads? Is a vote taken? And if not, should there be? These are things we need to think about, as opposed to bitching back and forth. As far as the current situation goes, I'd say just let it go, like water off a duck's back. but I'm type B to the extreme, so maybe that's just me.
  21. I could see that happening. Angle seems to have a lot of pride, and if he's not recognized for his accomplishments and sacrifice after he hangs the tights up, I could see resentment building.
  22. Hoff

    WWE Does the Right Thing

    Sounds like a tight little show. ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!!!1!1lolomg Jeez, almost? I way prefer them (whoa, bad grammar). You get all the jokes and stuff you don't see on TV, and as you said, the faces usually go over, making the mark in me very happy.
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