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Also, shut the fuck up. Who the fuck are you, anyway? You don't just fucking show up here and start attacking the regulars. And if you've been here before, you've clearly never posted anything of merit. Shut your mouth, and next time, watch whose dick you're stepping on. I'm just fucking with you, man.

Also, you need to put a comma after the "Yeah" in your post. Also, you cant to use a semicolon or period after "short" in the second line.

Hey, you could ignore him. I don't mean through force of willpower, because it doesn't look like that's an option; I'm talking "ignore" him, via the board's built-in ignore system. You'd never see his sig again. Or, you could turn off sigs entirely. The world is your oyster, man.

That actually wasn't a bad match. I mean, uh, what? Listen, I gotta go... *dips*

As the drummer boy go pa-rum-pa-pum-pum, gimme some some summa dis in a bun

OH SNAP SON! THE HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN! Malone, are you gonna take that?

I've been using a lot of bold and italics lately, and not always appropriately. I dunno why.

This is the greatest thread ever.

YES! Take it to the BANK, baby!

All right...one time for the people!! *ELEPHANT NOISE*

Because I was in the sixth row, and I'm an ass. Had I known five years I'n the future that this comparison would come up, I'd have been more leinient. Would it make you feel better if I threw the noise your way? You could follow it up with the ellipses...

Cats are fucked up. Mine wanted to come with me to do laundry, so I was all "fuck it" and let her out. She bolts down the hall. After a few minutes, I got her to come into the laundry room. As soon as the door shut she freaked the fuck out and started pawing at the door. I took her back home. She immediately tried to get out again. Simply stunning.

The one time I saw John Stockton live I booed the shit out of him. It was probably just my imagination, but I think I saw a slight frown at one point. That same game, I told Szerbiack he was "the man," and he looked right the fuck at me and pointed. It was so frickin' cool.

TIME TO PLAY THE *elephant noise*

I mean, look, it's almost the entire width of the continental US away from the mainland; it's tiny, and serves no real purpose (I know sugar, and military...anything else?), and it's just...weird. Very.

Nice!

Czech, is that Get Fuzzy in your avatar? I love that strip.

It's okay, man. It's not a skill that everyone has. Just try to enjoy the elephant noises of others.

Yes, for the purposes of this conversation.

Your eyes isn't...good. It's very clearly a dark brown. Fix yo monitor, s0n.

My @#$% cat woke me up at 7:30 this morning for no damn reason. I hate her. I can't go back to sleep. I hate her SO much.

Only now do I see the error of my ways.

*elephant noise*

That may be true, but it makes me look like more of a dick, so it breaks even.

No, KC, you STILL put the question mark in the quotes. Look it up. EDIT: Holy shit, *I* looked it up and I'm wrong. I'm so sorry. That is the rule for all periods and commas, but not on question marks. I had no idea. I'd swear I learned it the other way. Well, carry on, then.