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  1. CWM: Rapes cats, doesn't have a penis, shoves rocks up his ass, anti-Semitic, fingerpaints on the stomachs of bald, middle-aged men. Has a tendency to suck harder than Dutch at a frat party. Poor grammar skills. F triple minus, and that's being very generous. Now rate me, motherfucker.
  2. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    Mauer was a blow, but the kid's never been injured before in his life and all signs are he'll be back healthy in a month. As far as where the Twins'll finish, first in the ALC is theirs to lose...but they could lose it. I worry about the pen, but everything should work out okay. EDIT: AJ's always been a cocky sonofagun, but I was more referring to the media suddenly loving him. It's not as bad as I made it sound, but he definitely got more attention after the trade
  3. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    A.J. is and always has been one of baseball's better catchers, but now suddenly he's traded and he's hot shit. Bah, I say. But yeah he's good. And who doesn't love Hunter, indeed. Santana I like but I think he's been playing better than he is (see: Minnesota Wild, 2002-03). Brad Radke's another guy you've gotta love, he's consistent and has been loyal to the team.
  4. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    Fair enough. I got nothing against the Mets; Piazza's one of my favorite players in baseball, shitty defense and all.
  5. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    Let's go one comment at a time: Thanks. I know. I figured you'd enjoy. I plan on posting these at WDI soon as well. Yes. Yes it is. If I could get it on my driver's license I WOULD. Thanks. I try to be a fun drunk, not moody or bitchy at all. Minnesotan, born and raised. Et tu?
  6. Hoff

    Has anyone ever taken a picture...

    No, but I work in a photo store and have developed a fair eye for pictures. This is pretty good. I'm curious as to whether it was film or digital, because the shadowy quality of the gondoleers (sp? may not even be a word) suggests overexposure, as does the darkness of the sky. But it definitely works. I dunno about a professional gallery, but it would at the very least make a cool postcard.
  7. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    I've heard that. Not one of the more flattering comparisons (someone once said Alec Baldwin -- I don't see it, but hey), but I have heard it before.
  8. I was being completely serious. I figured, I was just covering all my bases. They belong to us.
  9. Hoff

    What do you look like...

    Me from a party a few years back, drunkzor. I think I've now posted every photo of myself I have on my comp at one time or another, FWIW.
  10. You can be tag team champions of Mars as long as you keep bringing the goods here. *throws bloody shards of mirror at Adam, CC, SP, Zack, Cal, CWM, AS, and anyone else who wanders by*
  11. *gets blinded by shards of glass* *is glad his eyes are blinded from this saccharine display*
  12. That's what a mod should do. That, and ideally, foster discussion. But I think Mad Dog said it well (assuming he wasn't being sarcastic).
  13. I think -- and I hope I'm not stepping on toes -- Rudo's basic point is that he's content with discussing WWE affairs with the good posters currently posting in the folder and doesn't see the need to add more. Consequently, he'd like to see steps taken not to lure more posters to the folder, but to improve the quality of life for those in there...which on the grand scale he feels isn't all that poor. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with this, nor am I even sure I'm reading it right. But, when looked at in that manner it becomes more understandable, and statements like the one Josh quoted above become less negative. Rudo's kind of a dick, though, so I say the board and folder be opened to new people just to spite him.
  14. Hoff

    Booking for 4/15

    IT'S ON~! Hoff vs. Gibraltar
  15. Hoff

    Regarding Name Changes

    As a simpleton, that actually helped me a lot.
  16. Hoff

    Funny SouthPark Video

    Yeah. That was...something.
  17. Hoff

    Booking for 4/15

    Yeah....something. I'll message you shortly. Sorry to all about the lack of anything this week. The idea I wanted to run with came off horribly in the execution, so I scrapped it and couldn't think of anything else. So definitely something more this week. EDIT: PFL, you hath been messaged. Someone else has too. WHO IS IT~?! Dun dun dun.....
  18. Hoff

    What do I think of me?

    I'm....I'm not sure what to think.
  19. I think I am awesome. A+. All right, bring on the bitching about starting shitty threads. It won't faze me, I've already got the highest marks in the class.
  20. Hoff

    Regarding Name Changes

    I'd like to request another name change immediately after my last one, please. Seriously, though, I don't like this nearly as much as I thought I would. If I could just switch back to Hoff, that'd be super.
  21. I'm still waiting on mine.
  22. Hoff

    What do I think of me?

    I'm trying to encourage more discussion at WDI, plus I just got promoted at work...thus the absence. And I think you're taking the "zing" thing too hard. Plus, this isn't "What do you bitches think of me." So STFU. Bitch. //cleverly disguised shill for WDI
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