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What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. All right, Jon. For you. The zing ends here.

Point 1: I don't actually hate you. I can't speak for ANYONE else, though. Point 2: It's hard to quit when it isn't a gimmick. (zing~)

If someone gets bored they can change me over to "h00f" -- that's lower case H, zero, zero, lower case F. Be forewarned I'll probably get sick of it in a week or so and want it changed back.

Lern two reed. You'll clearly note that I gave you an F-, and CWM simply cannot read. You'll have to excuse it. He is Canadian, after all.

Wait, WAIT!! Are you being sarcastic? I'm not sure what to think!! GOD DAMN do we need that button!! *huddles in the corner, worried*

What, when was this?

No, CWM still posts here. zing~

Perhaps you're not trying hard enough.

*time passes* CWM, what are you talking about? I never gave that guy an A.

That's BBCW? Yikes. One sec.

"Mik" springs to mind.

I give you an F-. Sorry, holmes. Slayer, you can rate me I guess, since I'm posting in this thread anyway.

That's a good outlook, mang.

*jaw drop* (nerd alert) For me, I'd say my guitar, which got me through a lot of lonely times in college; a simple black Squier strat that's chronically out of tune. I will never sell this guitar. Also of some value is a few old notebooks I have lying around (which I actually paged through today), filled with old poems, songs, free verse, notes, doodles, and fantasy football info, as well as various sketches of Star Trek ships and insignias (nerd alert x2). It's a collection that keeps growing, then diminishing as I invariably lose some -- which I think makes the ones I still have mean more to me. I also have an autograph from former Minnesota Vikings runningback Robert Smith, who was a genuinely cool and classy guy the night my friend and I met him in a nearby convenience store, and by all accounts is that kind of man in all situations, and was also one hell of a football player. When healthy. Oh, and my Twins hat. Actually, Twins Hat v3.0, the first one having been lost to an angry washing machine, and the second being the victim of me hurling all over it. I think that's it, but if I come up with more I'll be sure to share more meaningless personal anecdotes.

This brings up an interesting question for the group. How seriously do you take your writing? Obviously, there's varying degrees, but even two verses on the same subject can have very different tones. At the same time, something with a serious "feel" can be intended as totally lighthearted. I'd place myself somewhere in the middle: serious, but not trying to come off as the next great philosopher of our times. What about YOU~?

*flips through old notebooks* This is something I wrote that got a good reaction, so we'll see what the TSM Book & Cigar Club thinks. I'm very aware that it's too sing songy, and that A A A A B B C C is not a great rhyme scheme. Still, I stand by the work. "The Sinful Saint" I am the sinful saint, believer lost his way Forgotten all the lessons which shaped my life today Abstinence a gesture, a token which I pay Despite the lustful images which on my eyelids play My tongue would fare no better, were it subject to a test In vain, my Lord, I take thee more often than the rest Yet while my body fails me, my soul is holding out So I remain the sinful saint, immoral yet devout. Judge away.

Double post? No way. GET OUT.

I also hated being in the "Smoke Free Class of 2000." I also smoked. Hmm.... Anyway, our school just put in a bunch of random words and "shout-outs" and in-jokes in reference to things that happened in highschool. So mine ended up reading as follows: *clears throat* BW, CH, FB. TR. WAFFL, SuperAstros, renegade bowling, Old Spaghetti Factory, my bus, Splack Pack, Plymouth Ghetto, old people, Omega, Sable Power, Gautham songs, omelets, goats, pokemaster, Chicago RAW, Y2J, Quesadillas, HC 99, PPV's. As you can see, I was a big wrestling nerd even then. But there's a certain beauty to the sheer randomness of it, not to mention the fact that most people will have no idea what it all means, but my friends could pick the yearbook up 10 years from now and get it all. You may want to actually say something, though, in which case this is probably no help.

The first one is decent looking, nothing special, but kind of cute. The second one, I *think* is kind of cute, but it's hard to tell with the pose. She does have a nice neck. Potentially very hot, anyway. The third I wasn't feeling but she's by no means ugly. And damn guys, quit ripping on the kid. He's not a male model but he's not Quasimodo either. He looks like a normal guy.

*hits Zack with AS*

Hey now. That's low.

*ices groin*

*pulls Adam off to the side* You're better off just watching the mayhem go down.

I can't believe you stole my avatar. Thief.

I don't want anything, but it's good to see you around.