Hoff

*skadaddles*

That would be pretty hard...WITHOUT A VAGINA~!!! Okay, I have to go to work now. Someone tape SmackDown for me.

I'm pretty sure this just became my thread. *lords over all*

BY REQUEST! My prediction of how this will end: Also by request (this one goes out to FrigidSoul):

I have to admit, this is entertaining. It's like when a five-year-old corrects you, but doesn't know what he's talking about.

... ... ... What?!? I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain it, but... A Penny Means "One." Ah. I hadn't read that thread, for whatever reason. And not to beat a dead horse, but I have no real problem with Mole, whatsoever.

... ... ... What?!?

Congrats, mang.

I'll chip in a penny, PLUS the price of shipping. More because it'd be funny than anything else; plus, I can get a mod or admin's home address for a penny, should they accept.

Somehow I don't see that happening. And Kotz, FWIW I still can't see you either. I just hear this voice...so to speak...except it's typing...*head explodes*

DFA I did leave, didn't you see the *vamooses* I posted earlier? A clear indication that I left the thread. In fact, I'm not even here right now. *waves hand in front of face*

Someone got there first. Side note: is 411 down for anyone else right now?

If his profile's telling the truth, he's 18. I only checked because of his...strange...comment on my age.

*vamooses*

Die Rocky die.

Uh...you're welcome? *goes off to look for Moppy*

DFA, you're thinking of Dynamic IP, which is the kind that always changes. Static means it's...well...static. Grab a dictionary, huh?

Hmm, guess not.

*notices a mod reading thread now; awaits information* ..... *makes hot dogs*

You know, and I'm not trying to drag up old bullshit, but I think the HD crowd would have enjoyed and appreciated this as much as the WWE posters. I thought it was great. There was certainly no need to up and kill it. And I'm also not sure why it got moved; maybe the new mod force is trying to encourage more "serious" discussion?

Short show but the ME segment was a great blend of humor and brutality, I thought. Props to Tony, and 'Sault and anuyone else involved. Also, I laughed my head off at the opening "fish and chips" joke.

"Now Claire, everybody can do something." -- Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club In the spirit of the positivity thread, I thought it might be fun to share one thing that we're really good at. Think of it as a conversation starter, or a getting-to-know-you type of deal, or just a timekiller. I'll start. If there's one thing I can do, it's sing. I'm at best an average guitar player and a decent songwriter, but I can sing like nobody's business. I've received many a compliment on it. So okay, next person, step on up. P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets.

I was kidding, relax. Well played.

Because Banky = ratings Son. Ah. Clearly, everyone in the thread is spellbound by you. That's why they're paying you so much attention. Dad. *patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response* P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something.

If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think!