Hoff

I promise a match every week heading into AM...except this week.

Expect the situation of CWM's suspension to be addressed. EDIT: Where is everyone? Booking seems a little light this week. Ah well.

Hey, Stephen, I can't speak for anyone else, but I thought that you knew about this. And, I don't think any of us realized you'd take it so personally. I don't know you at all; I was just laughing at something that was written humorously, and it seems like a lot of people were in the same boat, especially with Urkel and the Green Ranger and all (it didn't seem like the focus of the match was on you all that much). Still, sorry for laughing.

I swear, I spit up water when the Grren Ranger showed. I had to change shirts.

You're way too kind. If I didn't know better, I'd start to think you were being insincere. But nonetheless *blushes* thanks. And if anyone less impressed would like to comment, please do so, as this was my first real foray into match writing. Any critiques would be welcome.

My props, too, were left out. *cries* I'll give more detailed comments later (maybe), but first off, big ups to Sly, not because he did so much, but because he did it all with such quality. Sly man, that was amazing. By and large I thought the show was excellent; it was entertaining as hell with lots of good matches, and it built well to AM, too. And please, everyone, read the Ejaculation Chamber match. I can't remember laughing that hard.

CWM = Banky

My issue isn't that HD is stupid. It's with people who seemingly come in here SOLELY to make that point, as if we didn't know it. Personally, I revel in it. Thus the paint pictures. And I was a lot less mad this evening, so I said "hey fuck you, do what you want to, Fatu" and made some more Paint pics. But I'm serious. Threads about Martin Luther, about Communism? A new saga? Paint pics? Cool people just hanging out? I dunno, seems to me there's a lot of GOOD in this folder that those who find themselves "above" HD are missing out on. But so be it. And yeah, I know, I liked the first yoga fire better too. But this one was okay enough. I mean, by scale, I am like 30 feet tall in that picture...and missing a hand.

So I decided to do the only thing that seemed right in this instance. At first I thought this was pretty neat: But this one actually made me feel tons better. You'll note I'm missing a hand. Anyway, let these crude drawings be a ringing beacon for all the HD morons who don't have their noses ten feet in the air.

Most people with an IQ higher than ten degrees above room temperature would pretty much have to be. Again, these clever witticisms are too much to take. *taps out* You know what? Fine. Fucking use the forum to talk about how bad the forum is. But don't blame me when things get worse instead of better. You dirty motherfuckers.

Your rapier wit is stunning; fortunately, I'm not here to cross verbal swords with you. You're acting like you're above this place. If that's true, get out. Otherwise, shut the fuck up about it.

Isn't the internet in the top five ways couples meet nowdays? I thought I had heard as much; could be mistaken. Anyway, I dunno what the circumstances are. But Aubs seems happy, and she and this Max fellow are at least trying to make something work, so I say good for them.

Hey fucksticks, and this is specifically directed at Rudo, and Goodear, if he shows up. If you don't like HD, get the fuck out. But don't come in just to criticize. If you're gonna post here, then post here. We've got a whole feedback folder where you can complain about the uselessness of HD and its posters, but this ain't it. And while you might find the folder worthless, some of us don't, and some, like myself, just don't care. We have fun here. We blow off steam. We let loose, and if we choose to do that in a folder where it's allowed, so be it. We have the right. And hey, you have every right to come in here and talk down your noses. But it's not going to accomplish a thing, and frankly, it ruins it for a lot of us when you do so. Plus, in no uncertain terms, it makes you look like whiny, busybodied bitches. So knock it the fuck off, huh? And as for Mole, same goes to you. If you're tired of the stupidity of HD, LEAVE. You say that was your last post? Stick to it. Otherwise, think before you open your fucking mouth.

Very nice, the perfect way to introduce Skull Mask. I likes.

It's "not I." And, it's like this. You would say, "not I, said the fly." And I would respond with "nor me, said the bee." Because I also have no idea. However, I am allowed to be grammatically incorrect for the sake of a cute rhyme about insects. Dama, you might want to fire off PMs to Zack and Northstar in case they don't see this.

Wait, hold on. So Mole, you write these essay-length posts, and you say you'll leave the forum due to threads like these...yet you also claim they don't bother you? Pick a side, stay with it. Other than Mole's apparent split personality disorder, he's not a bad guy. No Einstein, but he's not doing anything wrong, either. Lay off, kids.

That's the best way to do anything.

Fallout from what will be one wild brawl. Maybe also Hoff vs. a jobber, we'll see. If not this week, probably next.

No credits? Anyway, I liked it a lot. A little short on matches but still good. The ending was cool, the X Cup rundown with AJ and Josh was great, and the BPP stuff had me in stitches. Great show all around.

Well, here's the segments as I count them so far: So that'll end up being 12 matches, and 14 segments total, which is actually pretty impressive. It just seems small, I think, because we've been grouping the X Cup together.

Yeah, my moms rides the high hard one, all right. Moving out in August, tenatively. Jesus give me strength 'till then. My dad's coo, though.

That's one of the things I've never understould about Catholocism with the whole celebacy of priests, nuns, etc. How can they give family/marriage advice/counseling if they never really have had their own? "You don't need to taste the fruit to know that it's sweet" -- someone smart

*dies...again*

*rises from the dead to eat brains*

Well Jesus tapdancing Christ, no one claimed it was deep or meaningful. And I'm just not seeing the point of coming into a thread or forum solely to criticize what the members are doing. But if that's what gets you off, so be it. I must say, it's nice to see such a sterling example of rationality and civility in a place of authority, by the way. Posts like these really foster discussion and bring people together. *dies of sarcasm poisoning*