Hoff

Hey, I wouldn't mind doing it, if I was a bigger part os the TSM community, but there are many more deserving than I.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff. I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something. Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true. S'ok, I admire your good judgment in bypassing the majority of this. I wish O culd say the same. If Raw hits Vermont after they hire the sitcom writers, we're sure to see the Newhart Finish. JR and King can be those two cranky old men that were always bugging Bob Newhart. HHH and Stephanie can be Michael and Stephanie. And instead of being hit with a golf ball, Vince McMahon can just fall into a convienently placed pile of clangy pipes. We may be copying 80s sitcoms, but we'll copy them using the WWE style. And then Vince wakes up on the set of Prime Time Wrestling in 1993, sitting at the roundtable with Bobby Heenan, Roddy Piper, and Hillbilly Jim. He had the craziest dream that they moved to that country-music station, ran WCW out of business, and there were these three strange brothers that were always smashing tables. Post here. Please.

stfu

...I didn't forget about SKBF? *is intentionally diifcult*

Hoff only posts in the "lower" folders, he'd be an awful supermod.

Czech's drawings were also good. I forgot about SKBF.

I wasn't "online" as such anyway.

I so beat you to the Newhart Finish, Hoff. I'm still waiting for Steph and the creative staff to utilize the Newhart Finish as a way to end something like the Brand Extension, the championship nonsense, the World Wrestling Federation, something. Sorry if I missed it. I haven't read most of this thread. And yeah, once Steph takes the reins, and if/when they bring in more sitcom writers, I could actually see them working such an angle into something. Sad but true.

Popick and Barron should have a "Who Loks More Like a Damn Ten-Year-Old" contest.

Part 2: Chave eats a badger, an elk gets hit by lightning, and Rant gets all negative. Then Chave goes somewhere. (end part 2) No, YOU'RE not even trying anymore.

Why do I miss every good chat these days? All I ever hear is Q talking about black people and dancing and the Studd Stable.

These are the best thing ever in messageboard history.

Heh heh.

VillagePhotos said it didn't allow remote viewing anymore; did I miss something? In any case, I found a different server, I think. Point remains valid, though.

So, I'm trying to paste the URL for the new avatar I want into the little form, and it turns out the thing has a length limit. As in, the form won't allow me to fit the entire URL in. So, I can't use the avatar I want. This wouldn't be so bad if it hadn't happened three times already. Please, help me.

Heh, I wondered if you'd catch. Rest assured, this was NOT my first choice. But, I'll have a good one up hopefully soon.

*short-arm clotheslines JSYK*

That's good advice and all but *spinebuster*

Cock. No harm meant, Caboose.

It's not done yet. Cock.

The only way he can top the alien ending is to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, having had the strangest dream.

I have Kurt Angle's theme on mine; HOWEVER, to the delight of pretty much everyone else, I keep the volume set on Level 2 (of 5), and turn it to silent if I go anywhere remotely quiet, like a bookstore or restaurant. Off for movies, of course. Little pisses me off more than cell phones going off when I'm trying to read. I do turn it up when I'm on a long car trip, usually. I've also got "We're Gonna Win Twins," the Minnesota Twins rally song, and the theme from The Legend of Zelda, among others. One time, I had "We Didn't Start the Fire" on there, by Billy Joel. It was great.

That's it, I'm taking over. This thing sucks, it needs some chaos and talking animals and shit. Chapter 3 Part 1 ::Chave is walking around and shit in Canada. Suddenly, a grizzly bear comes running up to him, eyes wild.:: Grizz: Dude, you gotta get out of here! Chave: Holy shit, you can ta--AAAH!! ::Chave screams as a shadow descends rapidly over he and the bear. The bear gets the fuck out of dodge as Chave looks up. A meteor falls onto Chave, knocking out most of Canada in the process. Chave, dead, rises from the rubble as a wraith, or "ghost" for the layman.:: Chave: Holy fucking shit. ::Suddenly, CWM sneaks up behind Chave, spins him around, and drives him into the scorched earth with a 3/4 facelock.:: Disembodied announcer's voice: POLLYCUTTER!! ::Chave sells the move as CWM runs off, probably to cut down the few remaining Canadian trees or something. As Chave gets to his feet, he locks eyes with....:: (end of pt. 1)

A liberty which states its case quietly and respectfully. *rimshot* Affirmative action: Nay, in base theory. Jobs ought go to the most qualified, end of story. The only confusion comes in when that doesn't happen for whatever reason. However, affirmative action by and large probably isn't the best solution. Furthermore, ignorant fuckwads do have the right to be ignorant fuckwads. If you want to be racist, or sexist, your prerogative, but be ready to deal with the consequences, be they protests, boycotts, lawsuits, or getting your ass beat at 3 AM in a dark alley.

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