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"Not Matthew...Smatthew." "What does the S stand for? No no wait, I got it...smooth Matthew." "...no."

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Orton was a charter member of Evolution and made out to be the next big deal. Since losing the World Title to HHH a month after he won it, he's been made to look like a punk almost constantly. Only now is he getting a legitamately solid program to work with, two and a half years after his last worthwhile run.

This is beyond untrue. I'm not saying Haley is the most attractive woman on Earth, or anything, but easily (easily!) the most attractive woman to pass through Idol's doors.

No, actually, you do.

Well, Supes, that's another fucked up thing about Hawaii. I mean, do we even want it as a state? Is it good for us? I have severe reservations about this. I say we ditch Hawaii in favor of Cuba. That way we get mad cigars and we won't have to change the flag.

Hmm. Intriguing offer. Seriously, though. Take a look at the world map for a sec: That ain't right.

Oh shit, it is! I just got the same thing from DC to London. That's awesome. As a note, it doesn't seem to work with Tokyo.

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My earliest Hadys memory is seeing Matt beating Razor Ramon by countout after Goldust came onto him. So that's at least 96, January 96, and they've probably been around much longer.

Haley is way hotter than McPhee, THERE I SAID IT. LET IT BE KNOWN! That being said, I'm not sad to see her gone.

Hey, Carlito and Corkscrew. When you're talking directly to one another, you don't need to quote the entire conversation in every post. The rest of us are quick enough to follow along. Hey, Jericho2000Mark -- you suck! But wait, let's delve into it a bit more. You touch on something interesting amidst your "I hate everyone Hoff loves" rant -- the HBK kip-up spot. We all know the spot; Michaels has been getting his ass kicked for, like, a year, and then POW, he's on his feet. Clearly he must have a poor grasp of in-ring psychology! WRONG Here's the thing. Pro wrestling is not amateur wrestling. It's not mixed martial arts, it's not shoot fighting, it's nothing close to real fighting of any kind. It's a form of physical storytelling, more akin to a comic book than anything else. Yes, it is a form of sport, and it should logically follow. But to sacrifice drama for the sake of logic is not only boring, but it doesn't sell tickets. The reason that the live crowds cheer like mad for that spot is because they want to see the hero come back from the brink of oblivion. They want to see him regain his strength to vanquish a deadly foe. That's why the formula has worked so well for so long. Michaels bumps like a pinball, making his opponent look like a killer, then finds the inner fire to come back and win against overwhelming odds. It's the same thing Cena does, and thus far, that formula has worked well for the E. Never mind the overlooked point by anyone who criticizes the spot -- that it's NOT out of nowhere. Usually, Michaels will counter a move, hit some chops, maybe an atomic drop, then usually hits the flying forearm before the kippup. Formulaic, yes, but hardly "out of nowhere." J2M, I'm not meaning to single you out or start a fight, you're totally entitled to your view. You just happened to mention the kip-up spot, which always gets criticized, and I wanted to provide a counterpoint that maybe it's not such bad psychology -- just not what you or others may appreciate. Yeah!

*elephant noise*

You mean I can't say *bleep*? No, see, you got beeped. Oh, so you mean I can't say fag? ::silence:: Well, gee, Jimbo, looks like we learned something new about you! Wanna make out, you friggin' fag?

DAMMIT BOB WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS

BACKLASH MAIN EVENT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT Random related question: Of the four in said match (Cena, Michaels, Orton, Edge), who is your favorite, and why? In fact, rank them from 1 to 4 in terms of how much you enjoy them. I'd say: 1. Michaels. Amazingly athletic worker, especially for his age, who knows how to tell a story and loves to entertain. Whether you like his work or hate it, he's not boring. 2. Orton. Yeah yeah yeah. I think Randy is actually a very smart wrestler who tells a better story than Edge, although Edge is definitely a better talker. Orton mat wrestles (lol chinlocks) very well, and can sell well too. 3. Edge. Great talker. I actually look forward to the Cutting Edge, when it's not what it was on Monday. He's great in his role. In-ring, he's in great shape and he can really go, but I'm not as into how he puts matches together. He works well with Cena, as both men seemingly just go in and fight, with no rhyme or reason other than "kill each other." That's cool and it's probably more realistic, but I prefer a more psychological style. 4. Cena. Which is not to say I don't like Cena, I do. But he is what he is. I think he's underrated as a talker by most smarks, because he's cliched and because he does rip off Rock a little bit. But he has his shtick and it works on him. In the ring, he's improved leaps and bounds, but outside of a hot finish he's not much for psychology or putting a match together. I go into any Cena match expecting 2 or 3 stars, and that's usually what I come out with.

Grindhouse is for loner fags who hate everyone because their lives suck. If you liked it, you should hit yourself in the head with a tack hammer. Sound stupid? It's what you said, only flipped back the other way. Damn, dude, people have different tastes. Get over it. Man, you're a smart guy, I expect better.

Wow, so, Blake...yeah, pretty f'n good. If he keeps this up, he might steal it from whoever emerges victorious between Melinda, Lakisha and Jordin. Little white boy sneakin' in! But yeah he was @#$% awesome tonight. Everyone else sucked next to him (save maybe Jordin).

Listen up close while I take ya backwards! fvwehfkjleq;'g2kuefildkw;kfd;jwqeljkfhvjehk

*elephant noise* I like the way you work that

Picture blacks saying "ooh yes-a mastah" (NO!)

Love the way my ass go ba bump a bump bump.

What's the deal with the tit-punching?

Thanks, X. Pete -- BUT WE COULD HANG OUT! IT WOULD BE THE COOLEST~~~ Seriously, though, why do you say that? Can you throw me a little more insight?

So.....how 'bout that Backlash main event? Huh? Looks pretty good....

Hmm. Actually, at one point I had been considering Seattle, as I have friends there. Recently I've been looking elsewhere, but any time that area of the country comes up, people do speak fondly of it, be it for the contemporary culture or the picturesque scenery. So it's definitely something to think about. Thanks, Agent. Wait, what?