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  1. Hoff

    Booking for the 2/5/ HD!

    Whoever wants to is fine with me, I'll let you three fight it out.
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    I've invented a new game.

    Matthew Perry is funny, I think. And I've liked Jennifer Aniston in all the movies I've seen her in. The rest I'm neutral on, but I always thought Friends was okay. The earlier seasons moreso.
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    Favorite anti-smark phrase

    Oh, shut the fuck up. I take offense to you acting like an idiot and generalizing. You could be doing the same thing about black Jewish women, and it would still be ignorant. Get off yourself. I'm done with this "conversation," so feel free to get the last word in.
  4. Hoff

    Only two months...

    I love sandals, and I love my sandals, a pair of basic brown leather Sketchers, the kind that have crazy weaved together strips over the toe. I'll take a picture sometime. Sorry about this topic, I just had to share. Also, sorry Tim, I know how you hate ellipses. 4 lief
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    Kill NHB?

    Jesus Christ, it happened once. Get over it, people. WE FUCKED UP! WE FUCKED UP! WE FUCKED UP!
  6. Hoff

    SUVs -- will it last?

    Well, true enough, although in a heavy rain, your visibility can be very limited, even with wipers. Not to mention slick surfaces and hydroplaning. 10mph is a bit much, but caution is a good idea.
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    Only two months...

    Damn, he left. Cold. "Whatta pukehead. He didn't even have no cake!" -- kid from Major League II
  8. Hoff

    The fighting game character tournament 2k4

    Kung Lao (Mortal Kombat) Vega (Street Fighter) Ken Masters (Street Fighter) Hwoarang (Tekken) Yoshimitsu (Tekken) Heiachi Mishima (Tekken) M. Bison (Street Fighter) E. Honda (Street Fighter) Sagat (Street Fighter) Chun-Li (Street Fighter) vs. Akuma (Street Fighter) -- draw (sorry) Ryu (Street Fighter) Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury) Ky Kiske (Guilty Gear) Fulgore (Killer Instinct) Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat) Felicia (Darkstalkers)
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    SUVs -- will it last?

    You have to wonder if SUVs will even be allowed by the government in 20 or 30 years, due to dwindling fossil fuels. But yeah, I think some are really nice (Jeep's Grand Cherokee and Chevy's Trailblazer come to mind), but I couldn't see paying that much for gas, even if I had money.
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    Only two months...

    Dammit, all right. Anyone else? Poet I seeee you...
  11. Hoff

    SUVs -- will it last?

    Have you lived there all your life? I'd think you'd be used to the snow -- although that doesn't account for other drivers, but still.
  12. Hoff

    Kill NHB?

    YES. Fuck, Piss, if I ever run for office, I want you as a speechwriter because you were thinking exactly what I was and said it about 1000 times better. Po-po, I hear you about this not really mattering in the grand scheme, and there being other places, but here's the thing. I like a lot of other folders here, and enjoy comign to them -- but not enough to keep coming if HD was gone, probably. I know that's no big loss, since I mainly lurk in les autre folders, but it's big to me. Steve, mang, I hear you loud and clear. You're saying the silly threads could go in GC. I'm saying I don't know about that, and I think if things got too stupid, people might complain. I'm not saying General is smart; I'm saying that HD can be really, really stupid, and I just want reassurance from an authority-type figure that IF HD gets the axe, those other threads will be allowed in GC. Although, if I had my true druthers, I'd keep Hardcore around anyway, because I don't see how it hurts things all that badly.
  13. Hoff

    SUVs -- will it last?

    Munky, where you at?
  14. Hoff

    SUVs -- will it last?

    True enough. I always like when a new design is introduced to the public, even if it's no good. On that note, has anyone seen the Chrysler Crossfire? I don't know what to think. (pic forthcoming)
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    Only two months...

    All right, no more pilfering without staying for awhile.
  16. Hoff

    SUVs -- will it last?

    By the way, WDI gets this topic as a POLL~! You should all go marvel at its pollness.
  17. Hoff

    Only two months...

    bippity bump *pours Coke and cuts cake* So, let's discuss music. Here's an ice-breaker: what were the last three MP3s you downloaded? I'll start: Incubus -- Megalomaniac Nirvana -- About a Girl (unplugged) Audioslave -- Gasoline And please, help yourselves to the cake.
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    Hardcore Discussion whipping boys.

    It was a bitch on my way home. I was at the Wal-Mart in EP, and from there I take 212 down to Pioneer and over (I live just off of 169 and Pioneer, as a frame of reference...assuming you know the area. I thought you once said you've done some work in Eden Prairie. Wow, this is one long-ass parenthetical...). But 212 needs lights -- it's darker than Dutch's soul on that bastard road. So I couldn't see the lane lines for shit, because of the blowing snow. Then when I merged onto 169 off of Pioneer, some truck didn't want to slow down and almost rear-ended me. Fucker. All in all, though, I'll take snow whenever I can get it. It was beautiful tonight -- falling nice and soft. 0wnage. Anyway, I'm gonna go chill in my sandal thread until this blows over. Dama, man, I really like you, but you've gotta relax a little. I'm not trying to take sides, just saying. In any case, I'm about to bump the aforementioned thread, anyone that would like to come along may. There'll be Cherry Coke and chocolate cake. Maybe even Canadian Chick, given the alliteration. Anyway... *walks off*
  19. You don't want to know Hoff. You don't want to know. Yes, he does. Yes, he does! Tell him CWM. Okay, tell me. Now I want to know.
  20. Wait, whoa, random goldfish?
  21. Hoff

    Favorite anti-smark phrase

    He probably didn't get it because it wasn't very funny. Also, if your problem is with smarks who act like know-it-alls, address your complaints to them. There are many smarks who don't act or think that way, and yet again I see you generalizing and complaining about "all" or "most" smarks.
  22. Hoff

    Kill NHB?

    Okay people, this isn't about Banky. There's a lot of us who like the folder for completely un-Banky-related reasons. It's a place to hang out. It's got, to me, a much looser, and yes, even "stupider" feel than GC does. And I like that, and I know I'm not the only one.
  23. Hoff

    I've invented a new game.

    If TSM had a warning system, I'd warn the hell out of you for this. Although I'll be sure to pass your name onto the Darwin Awards committee.
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