Hoff

When you pay that much for alcohol, you better be a quadzillionaire, or it had better be someone's birthday. Otherwise you're getting hosed. And the man who can't drink Smirnoff straight is barely a man at all. (Not really, but come on, jeez.)

You see Matchstick Men? Incredible. He's amazing.

Deodorant bodyspray for men?

Someone mentioned this briefly at WDI, but Trapt seems the same way, to a point. Apparently, they also dress very boy bandish (trendy clothes, matching uniforms, styled-up hair, etc). Makes you wonder how far the distance between rock and pre-fab pop really is.

Bam. When I have money, I go Absolut, but that almost never happens. And Skyy, don't get me started. Not worth the price tag. Slightly better taste, sure, but it's vodka, so whatever.

Fair deal. I grabbed your IM name, be expecting chirps from a stranger sometime before too long. Thanks to all, by the way.

Were the crickets chirping in anger?

Tom Cruise gets hated on a lot for no good reason, or maybe that's just my circle of friends. In any case, I'll be sure to check it out. I actually had one question: is there a lot of fighting in the film, or is it mostly drama? Please answer in spoiler tags. Thanks in advance.

Your favorite state to live in? Minnesota, by default, and by virtue of awesomeness. Your favorite store? Borders, or maybe Guitar Center. Your favorite country to live in? Amiericatown. Your favorite vacation spot? Cocoa Beach, FL. Only been once, but I intend to go several times more. Your favorite sport? Football. Your favorite actor/actress? Patrick Stewart, or Ryan Stiles. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt on the female side, but that's off the top of my head. Your favorite (dream) car? A 2004 Chrysler 300M, fully loaded save CD changer (they annoy me), slate blue with black leather interior. And put a moonroof on that thing, for crying out loud. Your favorite junk food place to eat at? WENDY'S~ like a motha. Your favorite restaurant to eat at? The Applebee's at Burnsville Center, if only for the company and the free drinks.

Very interesting. Man, I hate the RIAA.

You take a spinebuster. You eat spinebust. Except you do both. *spinebusters Rant*

Well see I posted puberty but then I thought of the better analogy...but then I posted again...but only once...but...um.... CURSE YOUR BLACK HEART, DOUBLE POST!!

*ahem* Dear Mr. T. Flying Dutchman, You are found guilty in the crime of infringing on the gimmick of another poster, one Mr. Hoff Isa Badass, also known under the aliases "The Chancellor of Awesome," "Fuck, the Almighty," and "Hollywood Hulk Hoffman." You knowingly claimed that you enjoyed the oral consumption of minors, something that you know the plantiff has done for a number of years, and which has become a trademark of his enterprises. It is the verdict of this one-man court that you serve a sentence of five spinebusters. Also, any further attempts of the consumption of children by you will be swiftly met and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the spinebuster. *spinebusters Dutch* *spinebusters Dutch* *spinebusters Dutch* *SPINE-busters Dutch* *SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-BUSTAAAAAAAAAHS Dutch* Thank you for your unwilling compliance with the law.

You missed Dutch taking a wicked spinebuster, that's for sure. He's such a punk bitch.

...make that two. Any preferences? Anyone?

Ripper, the statement "some good Smirnoff vodka" implies that there's a bad Smirnoff vodka, and you know what that earns you... *short-arm clotheslines Ripper* HA!! You all thought he was going to eat spinebust! You're all punks, every last one of you. And you best be watching out for BOTH moves, or I'll totally fuck you up. And for record, I do prefer the 100-proof, Rip. But I've had the avatar off-and-on for so long now that it's become a part of my 'net identity, so to speak. Not to say that I'm NOTOTRIOUS or anything, I'm just accustomed to it and a change would be weird for me. ...Except the one I just found...

This was good for a chuckle, but about as unexpected as sunrise. You had to know it was either going to be music or politics.

I don't see anything here. Keep reading.

The funny thing is, I envisioned about twenty different things just now -- but the one constant was that I had time to write and sing and play my guitar. So, there you go, I suppose. Hell, put me out on the street with a notebook, a pencil, and working vocal chords, and I'm happy enough.

*marks out...in anger*

*spinebusters Dutch* Shut up.

Thanks. ...Shot in the dark -- you're not Hawk, are you? From WDI/The Hideout? Your custom title is the same, is all. Anyway, when I have a moment, I'll drop you a line (let's not point out that obviously I have a moment now...I just dislile AIM).

Besides, Sandy's sort of becoming the epitome of "nice guy" on the show (albeit with a little edge), so for him to get angry over one dance would have been out of character. I could have seen him saying something in half-jest, but that's it. Also, I liked the scene with Summer and Anna not accepting Seth's gifts, and was personally entertained by all three. But yeah, he DOES need to choose, because if this drags on too long it's going to get grating, I think.

This thread just reminded me of a page over at maddox.xmission.com: "for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three." And it has like a picture of a tropical bird and what not...funny stuff. Check it out. The Self-Proclaimed Best Page in the Universe

I DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING, YO STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!1