Hoff

You suck. On a scale of one to ten, I'd rate you about a three. If we've seen you post once, we've seen it a million times.

Noir Check it out.

Bow before me. Like Moses, I shall lead you through the desert of NHB and into the promised land.

I pray to the gods of heterosexuality you're lying.

Would I just be "Fuck?" I like it. Also, who the hell was Tiffani Malibu, you know, actually? Like I know it was Zack, but that's a good looking woman, whereas Zack is...simply a woman. ZING! But seriously, help a brother out here.

It's funny. I always laughed at the idiots up before the sun to get "great deals." Then Wal-mart had to go and offer Gamecube for $79.44, complete with game carrying case and Zelda disk. Damn you, Wal-Mart. I do vow to be a pleasant customer, though. I'm no stranger to retail.

This thread is awesome. WrestleMania XX WWE Championship Eddie Guererro d. © Kurt Angle - Eddie wins the match cleanly, and the two shake hands afterwards. Eddie was the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble. Raw vs. SmackDown, Steel Cage Match Brock Lesnar d. Goldberg - Brock wins after Chris Benoit interferes, hitting Goldberg with a chair as he makes his way out the cage door. Brock capitalizes with an F5 and walks out. Benoit jumps to RAW the following evening. World Championship Match Chris Jericho d. © Triple H - Orton attacks Jericho during the match, but Jericho kicks out of a chairshot. Later, Orton accidentally hits HHH, leading to a bulldog and Lionsault. Post match, HHH and Orton argue, and Orton RKO's Triple H. Undertaker d. Kane - Undertaker returns in Deadman persona. He wins clean with a Tombstone. US Title Match © John Cena d. Chris Benoit - Cena wins clean with the F-U. Benoit lays him out afterward. Raw Tag Title Match Randy Orton and Dave Batista d. © Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade - Orton pins Cade clean with the RKO. Orton is also I-C Champ at this point. Edge d. Big Show - Edge's first match back from injury. Retirement Match Steve Austin d. Shawn Michaels - Austin, back as a heel, beats Michaels with the Stunner after tons of cheating. I may edit this later or completely change some things, but that's off the top of my head. There's a lot of guys I didn't get to work in that I wanted, though.

STOP! Damn. Also, Myra from Family Matters passed on? That's a shame. Her character was annoying, but it was meant to be, so I guess you could say she was good at what she did.

"Damn you Tommy Tutone!"

You're allowed one slip-up every now and then. Just don't let the Associated Press catch word of this...

Yep. Here's a thought: if you're going to argue over this stupid shit, how about campaigning to get the pictures removed from the doors. I'm pretty sure gay people are still men or women.

I vote "stop the gimmicks."

First of all, let's just all admit to ourselves that Abobo was the greatest gimmick poster ever. That being said, ZOD is pretty awful, even when not compared to Abobo. In any case, Sandman and ShotJay decided that the Banky/New Me fake flamewar wasn't quite lame enough, so they jumped in the fray with their own version. Apparently, Sandman wanted to leave and this is how he chose. Good for him.

I'll personally wash your car, by hand, if you do.

Well, there hasn't been enough Hoff, to be sure. I dunno if you missed me yelling stuff or not, but that was beautiful. Elsewise, I'm stretched thinner than Calista Flockhart, so you're gonna have to do with what little a give ya. *dances* *spinebusts things* *plays in snow, throws snow at morons (look out Johnson)* *sings* *does the Charleston* *sells wrestling moves with inordinately long names* *mawrcs owt for stuff* *leaves, scratching head*

Translation: your sig also sucks. ...I think. Big words aren't my forte.

YES! *mawrcs owt*

Yes! Do that.

*marks out* Tim makes a good point, although maybe the guy had previously posted details about his life that the culprit relayed back to the family for verification purposes.

DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU ALL READING THE TOPIC AND SAYING NOTHING?!?!? SAY SOMEHTING!!!!!

Boooo. *boos*

YOU'RE OLD AS HELL!! AND FURTHERMORE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE MY FAN!! I AM SO GOD DAMN TIRED RIGHT NOW I COULD SCREAM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!! *head explodes*

YOU'RE old as hell... Yeah, I don't know. I'm just yelling stuff.

Good point. *hates on the Care Bears*

Pissy -- Yeah, see, snow is awesome. I mean I know you know, but still. And also, Canadians who make lame jokes about the differences in U.S. and Canadian calendars = NOT FUNNY. We get it, har har. Stop.